Typoitis On My Key Bored

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My smell and gramma chequer have seized were king So my peoms awe full off miss takes Hope hubby sore **** tout wen hee wakes Fiction Peom 7/15/18

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Date: 7/24/2018 1:25:00 PM
I have an old typewriter with some missing keys, don't use it anymore, but this tickled my fancy!
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Date: 7/24/2018 2:10:00 PM
I my old laptop had the letters on the keys rubbed off from all the touch typing I do lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/23/2018 7:23:00 PM
G'day Jan … when the Internet finally rules us, this language might be forced upon us and you have a head start Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 7/24/2018 2:09:00 PM
thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 8:52:00 PM
Lolol Jan you nut! Lolol
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Date: 7/16/2018 11:37:00 AM
I hope I'm a loveable nut Flo lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 7:22:00 PM
Made me chuckle. Thanks Jan
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Date: 7/16/2018 11:36:00 AM
thanks Wayne:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 6:55:00 PM
Haha - thanks for the laugh
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Date: 7/15/2018 7:03:00 PM
Thanks for the comment Agnes:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 4:06:00 PM
Oh, this so clever Jan, and so very creative. It needs to be published it is so funny.
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:51:00 PM
Your comment has made my night even better Harry, just been to see the group 'the Human League' who were famous in the 1980's got to say it was the best gig I've seen in many a year!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 3:58:00 PM
Oh heck Jan, you have a serious keyboard problem there, hope it sore tits elf owt, good one, regards, Kevin x
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:49:00 PM
I couldn't resist the sore tits line lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 3:58:00 PM
hilarious! thank you for that, jan!
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:49:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 3:00:00 PM
This is so funny and it's not even a limerick, I love your humorous poetry, Jan.
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:48:00 PM
Thanks so much John, I am delighted you like my silly thoughts:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 2:51:00 PM
So sorry! It seems my spellchecker has infected your computer! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:48:00 PM
lol Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 12:30:00 PM
;0 HUGS
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:47:00 PM
Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 12:29:00 PM
;p xomo <3
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:45:00 PM
Thanks Mo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 12:13:00 PM
- ... everything is okay, Jan :) ... typo or not ... your smile is always an encouragement :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:44:00 PM
I try and make folks smile Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/15/2018 11:22:00 AM
I think I've been suffering from typoitis for a very long time because your words are perfectly legible to me. Jan..haha at you.
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Date: 7/15/2018 6:44:00 PM
LOL I wrote about 90% of this when I walked through the door at mum's care home I got the silly idea when i was walking and had to get it scribbled down. Got the last line finished when i got home:-) Saw 'human league' tonight the gig was AWESOME!!! hugs jan xx
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