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My smell and gramma chequer have seized were king So my peoms awe full off miss takes Hope hubby sore **** tout wen hee wakes Fiction Peom 7/15/18

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 7/24/2018 1:25:00 PM

I have an old typewriter with some missing keys, don't use it anymore, but this tickled my fancy!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2018 2:10:00 PM

I my old laptop had the letters on the keys rubbed off from all the touch typing I do lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/23/2018 7:23:00 PM

G'day Jan … when the Internet finally rules us, this language might be forced upon us and you have a head start Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2018 2:09:00 PM

thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Fj Thomas

Date: 7/15/2018 8:52:00 PM

Lolol Jan you nut! Lolol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2018 11:37:00 AM

I hope I'm a loveable nut Flo lol:-) hugs jan xx

Wayne Mac

Date: 7/15/2018 7:22:00 PM

Made me chuckle. Thanks Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2018 11:36:00 AM

thanks Wayne:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/15/2018 6:55:00 PM

Haha - thanks for the laugh

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 7:03:00 PM

Thanks for the comment Agnes:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/15/2018 4:06:00 PM

Oh, this so clever Jan, and so very creative. It needs to be published it is so funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:51:00 PM

Your comment has made my night even better Harry, just been to see the group 'the Human League' who were famous in the 1980's got to say it was the best gig I've seen in many a year!:-) hugs jan xx

Kevin Shaw

Date: 7/15/2018 3:58:00 PM

Oh heck Jan, you have a serious keyboard problem there, hope it sore tits elf owt, good one, regards, Kevin x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:49:00 PM

I couldn't resist the sore tits line lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/15/2018 3:58:00 PM

hilarious! thank you for that, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:49:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 7/15/2018 3:00:00 PM

This is so funny and it's not even a limerick, I love your humorous poetry, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:48:00 PM

Thanks so much John, I am delighted you like my silly thoughts:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/15/2018 2:51:00 PM

So sorry! It seems my spellchecker has infected your computer! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:48:00 PM

lol Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/15/2018 12:30:00 PM

;0 HUGS

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:47:00 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 7/15/2018 12:29:00 PM

;p xomo <3

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:45:00 PM

Thanks Mo:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/15/2018 12:13:00 PM

- ... everything is okay, Jan :) ... typo or not ... your smile is always an encouragement :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:44:00 PM

I try and make folks smile Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/15/2018 11:22:00 AM

I think I've been suffering from typoitis for a very long time because your words are perfectly legible to me. Jan..haha at you.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2018 6:44:00 PM

LOL I wrote about 90% of this when I walked through the door at mum's care home I got the silly idea when i was walking and had to get it scribbled down. Got the last line finished when i got home:-) Saw 'human league' tonight the gig was AWESOME!!! hugs jan xx