New Back Door

Maxine and I were having some fun.
Hubby arrived and I had to run.
“Where is your back door!”
She said “there’s none”, before
I said “where do you blinkin’ well want one!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 2/26/2020 7:55:00 AM
This brightened my morning like a cup of coffee!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/2/2020 10:27:00 PM
Hello Alison … it was a pleasure to brighten up your morning. Thanks for your comment - Lindsay
Date: 2/20/2020 7:11:00 PM
Just as well a chainsaw was not handy. Chainsaws on hand have opened up new windows and doors in rash moments. Good to see you have variety in what you post. Regards David.
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Date: 3/2/2020 10:25:00 PM
Correct David. In desperate times, desperate needs are required. Thanks for posting a comment David - Lindsay
Date: 2/13/2020 9:02:00 AM
Good one, Lindsay! Janice
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:09:00 PM
Hello Jennifer … the situation certainly had a bit of added spice don't you think - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 2/13/2020 2:49:00 AM
LOL LOL fun write Lindsay. Blessings, Jennifer.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:07:00 PM
Hello Jennifer … I thought you might have got a chuckle out of this limerick. Panic certainly set in - thanks Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 2/12/2020 4:43:00 AM
Very funny.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:05:00 PM
Hello there Kai … I'm pleased you got a giggle out of this situation - Lindsay
Date: 2/11/2020 11:29:00 AM
I loved this one Lindsay! You always make me laugh! Thank you for that! xxoo
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:04:00 PM
Hello Connie … thank you Connie. I do my best to put a smile on faces, so I'm glad you enjoy this style of humour - thanks Connie - Lindsay
Date: 2/11/2020 10:51:00 AM
A charming limerick, Lindsay. Panagiota xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:01:00 PM
Hello Panagiota … thanks for commenting Panagiota. A situation like this would certainly put the cat amongst the pigeons - Lindsay
Date: 2/11/2020 5:10:00 AM
LOL...this is GREAT!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 6:59:00 PM
G'day Charles … you can easily imagine the panic that set in. I'm glad you enjoyed this one Charles - Lindsay
Date: 2/9/2020 5:52:00 PM
So much for grass huts with no windows, either! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 6:53:00 PM
Hello Rico … if it had have been a grass hut I wouldn't have even asked the kitchen - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 2/8/2020 9:53:00 PM
Absolutely hilarious, my friend! What a punch line! Still roaring with laughter. Thanks! ~ Gershon
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 6:51:00 PM
G'day Gershon … When panic sets in, the mind does not think clearly - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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