Shampoo Poems - Poems about Shampoo

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO Yours truly (me) just an ordinary primate from the human zoo, who while ambling along the boulevard of broken dreams on a Green Day (just me and my shadow) I experienced unexpected lionizing flattery courtesy Pink Floyd, he went ape and shouted "hey you" out there in the cold getting lonely, getting old but honest to dog, I took the road less traveled unexpectedly...

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Brief Mane n' Tail shampoo tall (tell) tale Living social amidst crime infested urban jungle bumping uglies cheek to jowl analogous fate being housed in jail escape room of great outdoors spurred subject matter in question to journey to hinterlands far from madding crowd of Fort Lauderdale woodsman ever watchful for Centaur the body and legs of a horse and with...

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turn on the hot water faucet let it run add the cold water faucet for a warm one make sure the bath mat is down so no slipping get nude it's a shower like skinny dipping wet wet get drenched and soaked lather up with that bar of soap wash here and there everywhere don't forget shampoo your hair pour it on and...

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Some people would you sue, Others choose to thugs woo To just make sure you do What with it you aren't through. Some men at others boo Like we would a taboo Claiming they'd lived in zoo But later away flew To with Man start anew. Still some would raise a hue, It mention on church's pew Judge you out of the blue, Who'd meet his Waterloo. Some...

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tea tree shampoo and the ocean breeze loving me some you and i am down on my knees refreshing is the effervescence of the sunny scene you by my side loving me is what life does now mean walking down the sand and toward the renovated pier you are the shelter from all storms and the relief from every fear if...

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Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent Courtesy food pantries Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's, Our Daily Bread, the missus and yours truly (her spouse) well stocked with good n plenti of soap, shampoo and detergent. Spongebob squarepants would be in seventh heaven, where sudsy clouds (resembling Mister Krabs, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward, et cetera), would drift across celestial vault. Gratitude bequeathed to prophets of virtue benevolent good...

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It's not a crack to the skull But the yolk is prepared in a bowl It is diluted with water It's not a pint over the head But the beer from a bottle It is diluted with water It's not fish n chips on the scalp But the vinegar from a cruet It is diluted with water These are all genuine ways to...

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~ Warning ~ 'Deep Meaning' lurks just beneath this shallow conversation... One egg, please, no smell Are you mad, sire, pray tell Heavens, no. I'm off to shampoo with egg...

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The Persistence of a Memory of Apricot Shampoo by Michael R. Burch For all that I remembered, I forgot her name, her face, the reason that we loved... and yet I hold her close within my thought: I feel the burnished weight of auburn hair that fell across her face, the apricot clean scent of her shampoo, the way she glowed so palely...

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Shampoo, Enough,stop at shamp Why two oo s at end? Shame,oo tail!...

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I invented what I thought would be a fantastic shampoo. But when people try it, every one of them decide to sue. If you try my shampoo, you will be appalled. If you wash your hair with it, you will go bald. It makes people's hair fall to the floor. Now millions are out to settle the score. People tar and...

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so it one of a kind has a glow and shine you clean it too so much this cleaning will do treat it fair its HAIR AND SHAMPOO...

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If you are plagued with dandruff and oily hair, then there is no need for despair. The cure for it can be found almost anywhere. Just about anyone would know what to do: Go to the store and buy some shampoo. inspired by another member's poem....

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some smell sweet to wash is a treat make hair shine you go wince and dine and hair looks toot its HAIR AND SHAMPOO...

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Imagine a woman peeking out from the shower curtain… Accompanying captions on the side appear “I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred? The #1 answer to my survey was certain, How’n blankety blank did you get in here?” Managed perception creates confusion; the picture plays a neat...

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