If shampoo and soap
could wash away
the sins I may commit today
I’d stand for hours
beneath a shower
Anything so as not to pray
turn on the hot water faucet let it run
add the cold water faucet for a warm one
make sure the bath mat is down so no slipping
get nude it's a shower like skinny dipping
wet wet get drenched and soaked
lather up with that bar of soap
wash here and there everywhere
don't forget shampoo your hair
pour it on and rub it in
wash that hair thick or thin
let the shower wash out the soap
rinse your body and you are dope
big fluffy cotton towel
dry your self and how
now that you are new and clean
put your robe on before your seen
Some people would you sue,
Others choose to thugs woo
To just make sure you do
What with it you aren't through.
Some men at others boo
Like we would a taboo
Claiming they'd lived in zoo
But later away flew
To with Man start anew.
Still some would raise a hue,
It mention on church's pew
Judge you out of the blue,
Who'd meet his Waterloo.
Some kill for hair shampoo,
When they must hair redo,
Ben for body tattoo
Priced three thousand or two.
tea tree shampoo and the ocean breeze
loving me some you and i am down on my knees
refreshing is the effervescence of the sunny scene
you by my side loving me is what life does now mean
walking down the sand and toward the renovated pier
you are the shelter from all storms and the relief from every fear
if love is a vacation, then you are my favorite mode of transportation
if love is the ultimate interchange, then you are the Bridge of Entrance to my Most Amazing Transformation
tea tree shampoo and the ocean breeze
loving me some you and i am down on my knees
i want to travel the roads of life with nobody else
for with you, Miss Yin, the frozenness of My Yang now finally melts
now i wanna say thank you with a kiss and a bit of tongue
the gentle mischief within your reciprocity has me wonderfully high strung
if love is a destination, then you would be an Indefinite Forever Home
if love is Medicinal Truth, then you are The Best Dose of Heaven to Roam
It's not a crack to the skull
But the yolk is prepared in a bowl
It is diluted with water
It's not a pint over the head
But the beer from a bottle
It is diluted with water
It's not fish n chips on the scalp
But the vinegar from a cruet
It is diluted with water
These are all genuine ways to
Hose down that shock of and
That riotous abundance of
Curtain-like congestion
Rainbow
Long
Drawn
Out
I love you
~ Warning ~
'Deep Meaning' lurks just beneath
this shallow conversation...
One egg, please, no smell
Are you mad, sire, pray tell
Heavens, no. I'm off to shampoo
with egg salad gel
Yes. I see that of your normal self, sire
you are but a shell
Shampoo,
Enough,stop at shamp
Why two oo s at end?
Shame,oo tail!
I invented what I thought would be a fantastic shampoo.
But when people try it, every one of them decide to sue.
If you try my shampoo, you will be appalled.
If you wash your hair with it, you will go bald.
It makes people's hair fall to the floor.
Now millions are out to settle the score.
People tar and feather me and put cherry bombs in my pants.
I would've liked to have fathered some children but now I can't.
People have no pity, when they see me, they always decide to attack.
Don't use my shampoo unless you're an actor who is auditioning to be Kojak.
so it one of a kind
has a glow and shine
you clean it too
so much this cleaning will do
treat it fair
its
HAIR AND SHAMPOO
If you are plagued with dandruff and oily hair,
then there is no need for despair.
The cure for it can be found almost anywhere.
Just about anyone would know what to do:
Go to the store and buy some shampoo.
inspired by another member's poem.
some smell sweet
to wash is a treat
make hair shine
you go wince and dine
and hair looks toot
its
HAIR AND
SHAMPOO
Imagine a woman peeking out from the shower curtain…
Accompanying captions on the side appear
“I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred?
The #1 answer to my survey was certain,
How’n blankety blank did you get in here?”
Managed perception creates confusion;
the picture plays a neat trick on the brain.
There was no survey, just a joke that's offbeat.
The words and the wordster are in collusion
like men who have an image to maintain.
What appeals to men is her ballyhoo.
Are they looking for shock, dismay or fear?
In the photo, she's a picture of "discreet".
"Survey" has nothing to do with shampoo,
when in doubt, turn his question on its ear -
"Why do they put directions on shampoo bottles?”
Relationships can be so much fun,
The inside jokes, the secret ways you
Tell me you know I am coming
For your heart, that all pathways
Have been cleared of debris
From last night's storm
And the many doors to your love
All open, expecting me.
Yes I am he that waters,
That fertilizes orchids,
Tendrils flowing with your hair,
Tasting the nectar
Of every blossom,
As I go though door after door…
Seemingly without end…
So open are you to me.
I braille every curve,
Explore every shadow, every line,
Breathe in the fragrance
Of your laughter, your smile.
There's so much yet to tell you,
And your music to swim in,
That I hardly even notice,
The shampoo in my eyes.
What a tasteless and repulsive thing to do!
Using Adolf Hitler to sell shampoo?
This man was the most striking example of cruelty.
Millions died because of his savagery.
Now he is in a shampoo ad in Turkey.
Have you people forgotten your history?
Discontinue displaying this advertisement today.
To sell your product, there is a better way.
From a news story found on CourierMail.com.au
Mummy’s drinking shampoo
Though she normally drinks coffee
I just can’t understand it
Why’s her mouth not getting frothy
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