Shampoo Poems - Poems about Shampoo

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along
the boulevard of broken dreams on a Green Day
(just me and my shadow)
I experienced unexpected lionizing flattery
courtesy Pink Floyd,
he went ape and shouted "hey you"
out there in the cold
getting lonely, getting old
but honest to dog,
I took the road less traveled
unexpectedly

Brief Mane n Tail shampoo tall tell tale

Brief Mane n' Tail shampoo tall (tell) tale

Living social amidst 
crime infested urban jungle 
bumping uglies cheek to jowl 
analogous fate being housed in jail
escape room of great outdoors 
spurred subject matter in question
to journey to hinterlands
far from madding crowd 
of Fort Lauderdale
woodsman ever watchful for Centaur

the body and legs of a horse 
and with

Quick Shower and Shampoo

turn on the hot water faucet let it run
add the cold water faucet for a warm one
make sure the bath mat is down so no slipping
get nude it's a shower like skinny dipping
wet wet get drenched and soaked
lather up with that bar of soap
wash here and there everywhere
don't forget shampoo your hair
pour it on and

Reactions Differ

Some people would you sue,
Others choose to thugs woo
To just make sure you do
What with it you aren't through.

Some men at others boo
Like we would a taboo
Claiming they'd lived in zoo
But later away flew
To with Man start anew.

Still some would raise a hue,
It mention on church's pew
Judge you out of the blue,
Who'd meet his Waterloo.

Some

Tea Tree Shampoo and the Ocean Breeze

tea tree shampoo and the ocean breeze
loving me some you and i am down on my knees

refreshing is the effervescence of the sunny scene
you by my side loving me is what life does now mean

walking down the sand and toward the renovated pier
you are the shelter from all storms and the relief from every fear

if

Bar None No Shortage of Soap Shampoo, Nor Detergent

Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and yours truly (her spouse)
well stocked with good n plenti of
soap, shampoo and detergent.

Spongebob squarepants
would be in seventh heaven,
where sudsy clouds (resembling
Mister Krabs, Plankton,
Sandy Cheeks, Squidward, et cetera),
would drift across celestial vault.

Gratitude bequeathed to prophets of virtue
benevolent good

She Washes Her Hair With Beer, Vinegar and Egg

It's not a crack to the skull
But the yolk is prepared in a bowl
It is diluted with water

It's not a pint over the head
But the beer from a bottle
It is diluted with water

It's not fish n chips on the scalp
But the vinegar from a cruet
It is diluted with water 

These are all genuine ways to

Shampoo Cuckoo

~ Warning ~
 'Deep Meaning' lurks just beneath
     this shallow conversation...


  One egg, please, no smell
    Are you mad, sire, pray tell

  Heavens, no. I'm off to shampoo
                 with egg

The Persistence of a Memory of Apricot Shampoo

The Persistence of a Memory of Apricot Shampoo
by Michael R. Burch

For all that I remembered, I forgot
her name, her face, the reason that we loved...
and yet I hold her close within my thought:
I feel the burnished weight of auburn hair
that fell across her face, the apricot
clean scent of her shampoo, the way she glowed
so palely

Shampoo

Shampoo,
Enough,stop at shamp
Why two oo s at end?
Shame,oo tail!

Bad Shampoo

I invented what I thought would be a fantastic shampoo.
But when people try it, every one of them decide to sue.
If you try my shampoo, you will be appalled.
If you wash your hair with it, you will go bald.
It makes people's hair fall to the floor.
Now millions are out to settle the score.
People tar and

Hair and Shampoo

so it one of a kind
has a glow and shine
you clean it too
so much this cleaning will do
treat it fair
its
HAIR AND SHAMPOO

Shampoo

If you are plagued with dandruff and oily hair, 
then there is no need for despair. 
The cure for it can be found almost anywhere. 
Just about anyone would know what to do: 
Go to the store and buy some shampoo.

inspired by another member's poem.

Hair and Shampoo

some smell sweet
 to wash is a treat
make hair shine
you go wince and dine
and hair looks toot
its
HAIR AND
SHAMPOO

When In Doubt, Change the Subject

Imagine a woman peeking out from the shower curtain…
   Accompanying captions on the side appear
   “I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred?
   The #1 answer to my survey was certain, 
   How’n blankety blank did you get in here?”

Managed perception creates confusion;
the picture plays a neat

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