Schmuck Poems - Poems about Schmuck

...I am a cat, at home I’m Ollie But fellow cats know real name “Intrepid Vic”, I dig that, golly Grey tiger, finest at his game I am the boss around here Them humans lacking any wit In house of......

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... Luck Miracle Man 11/21/2024 In life I’ve found, Rewards seldom came without a price tag, many declare they were lucky and brag. But I've never held to this thing called luck, to ......

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... The American people have Lost their minds. Electing the SCHMUCK, One more time. MR. Trump, a dangerous Man-child. A convicted FELON, Running wild. No consequences to ......

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...Aye aye, said the captain, who spoke to his mate, The very same mate, who choked on his plate, A young pirate laddie, with one common trait, A rabid distaste for the food which he ate. Oh how c......

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...There are good days, bad days and sad days, There are happy days, snappy days, crappy days There are days so fickle it seems you clasp the wisps of joy eluding your grasp There are those days......

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...Some people wind up with twisted knickers When they get insulted by nitpickers Words are sticks and stones Causing moans and groans When they hear heckling whispers and snickers Women used to ......

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...4/8/24 Aww shucks Still at the crux In a state of flux With reality still out of touch I've been puzzled much So I smoke a couple blunts That's a double dutch From dawn to dusk I turned my......

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...Some say zed and some say zee Some say yes and some says oui Some say moi and some say me But the whole darned world says huh Some say poo and some say poop Some say broth and some sa......

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...The arc of teeth the rising and falling of words Transcribing tangled knots sayings nonsensical Incisors gnashing bone scrapes the blade. Keep searching, keep searching, they are meant to ......

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...Miss Candy P. Cane was in a bit of a fix. Her friend Miss L. Toe was not able to mix. They were at a party with Mr. Chris T. Mess. He wanted Candy alone, he had to confess. Can’t she find anyon......

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...“If someone tells you, you can’t do something. You say: yes I can, I’m doing it right now.” ---- Dinner For Schmucks. This is it; the one secret that is right out in the open:- You are p......

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...one eight-hundred NOTHING that’s the number that you call that charge-free line to NO ONE when you’ve cracked a hip or fall should you have dire emergenci......

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...Abruptly, a princess assailed my heart with love’s javelin I relinquish - a willing slave, I come before you O Azrael, angel of death carrying a scythe And carrying souls to the afterlife ......

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...In a story book, I got stuck and couldn’t find a way to break free. What a lousy day, just my luck! Wondered why this happened to ME! I looked for little Alice, she wouldn't show me her wind......

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...Though few drive off-road in their truck Pick-up owners have run amok Having a tail gate Their mood will elate While the cabin carries a schmuck Author's note: A pass to those folks who use......

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