Schmuck Poems - Poems about Schmuck

...4/8/24 Aww shucks Still at the crux In a state of flux With reality still out of touch I've been puzzled much So I smoke a couple blunts That's a double dutch From dawn to dusk I turned my......Read the rest...

...I checked my watch and checked my phone, but everyone’s in a different zone, Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, maybe I should be more specific, some schmuck mentions god and trust, tough luck......Read the rest...

...Some say zed and some say zee Some say yes and some says oui Some say moi and some say me But the whole darned world says huh Some say poo and some say poop Some say broth and some sa......Read the rest...

...The arc of teeth the rising and falling of words Transcribing tangled knots sayings nonsensical Incisors gnashing bone scrapes the blade. Keep searching, keep searching, they are meant to ......Read the rest...

...Miss Candy P. Cane was in a bit of a fix. Her friend Miss L. Toe was not able to mix. They were at a party with Mr. Chris T. Mess. He wanted Candy alone, he had to confess. Can’t she find anyon......Read the rest...

...“If someone tells you, you can’t do something. You say: yes I can, I’m doing it right now.” ---- Dinner For Schmucks. This is it; the one secret that is right out in the open:- You are p......Read the rest...

...one eight-hundred NOTHING that’s the number that you call that charge-free line to NO ONE when you’ve cracked a hip or fall should you have dire emergenci......Read the rest...

...Abruptly, a princess assailed my heart with love’s javelin I relinquish - a willing slave, I come before you O Azrael, angel of death carrying a scythe And carrying souls to the afterlife ......Read the rest...

...In a story book, I got stuck and couldn’t find a way to break free. What a lousy day, just my luck! Wondered why this happened to ME! I looked for little Alice, she wouldn't show me her wind......Read the rest...

...Though few drive off-road in their truck Pick-up owners have run amok Having a tail gate Their mood will elate While the cabin carries a schmuck Author's note: A pass to those folks who use......Read the rest...

...My wife she says that at housework I suck, she yelled “pick up a broom you idle schmuck!”. But babe, cleanin and dustin crimps my drinkin and lustin but she warned “no dustin, no lustin!”......Read the rest...

...Lives a poet in the United States Who's sick and tired of insolent ingrates She went on a diet And thinks you should try it It doesn't involve the food on your plates You're not allowed to tal......Read the rest...

...A shootout on Main Street at high noon, Buck Bring your rusty six-shooter -- lots of luck! You’ll need it, you see, When up against me Nobody survives calling me a schmuck! <......Read the rest...

...Suffering is normal, being fortunate is luck we live the first day and die the second. You're just simply Human, I’d reckon So, while death is running amok, mature and accept that your mind ......Read the rest...

...RISHI SUNAK'S BUDGET It started with every second line about the Ukraine war Like we did not already know enough of the darn score What's with the £400 million and a half a billion dollars T......Read the rest...