Long Schmuck Poems
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At the Crux4/8/24
Aww shucks
Still at the crux
In a state of flux
With reality still out of touch
I've been puzzled much
So I smoke a couple blunts
That's a double dutch
From dawn to dusk
I turned myself into a husk
Just so I...
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Categories:
schmuck, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
The GardenThe garden so beautiful in itself,
Was surely one that never looked the worse.
Most beautiful in the world,
But it held an evil curse.
The story was long ago,
Bewitched by all to tell.
But in a dark and...
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Categories:
schmuck, life,
Form:
Narrative
To You, Wherever You AreI sit here writing this message to you,
My dilemma is choosing that somebody who,
Will cause me to soar and fly ever higher,
But this selection process has caused me to mire,
I admit the candidates are of...
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Categories:
schmuck, adventure, cute love, journey, relationship, romantic, soulmate,
Form:
Rhyme
Nuttin Boot Mieskeit GoyimNuttin boot mieskeit goyim...
lives among this nebbish atheist of Jewish ancestry
Tongue in cheek Yiddish
humor to playfully scold
often time sounds
like a compliment
yours truly, (a run
of the mill Shlimazel) behold
only knows a smidgen,
yet grew up within household
where...
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Categories:
schmuck, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Where the Serviettes Go To DieAfter Analicica Sotelo’s Death Wish
Her swollen eyes speak a different version of ASL for those of us who understand it,
But not too many of us understand it because her composure is thicker
than the makeup...
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Categories:
schmuck, absence, abuse, addiction, conflict, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
Caribbean YouMore than a vacation, a vocation
In the field of tranquility you
Search the Caribbean blue
Sensation or mental refuge
White sandy beaches wet
Peaches in drinks collect
Making the experience perfectly
Sweet, worthy as a bodily
Treat. Club nights, escapes
In lantern light...
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Categories:
schmuck, confusion, funny, introspection, life, people, satire
Form:
I do not know?
Rocket Man - Now a CollaborationRon Dump says he’ll destroy North Korea
With finger poised, we have so much to fear
He’s a power mad glutton
With his hand on the button
Will the universe still exist next year?
BY JAN ALLISON
I just hope his...
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Categories:
schmuck, conflict, humorous, political, world,
Form:
Limerick
Cooking the Books For Tony !First the line/
Next the heavy sinker !
Dealing with Tony is like dealing with a real stinker !
It's so not what you know/
Rather it's in who you blow !
Out cooking the books for Tony/
He'll be the...
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Categories:
schmuck, art, business, education, familybooks, books, time,
Form:
Italian Sonnet
Shooting From the Don'T
I know my way around this town of debauchery.
The streets and the boardwalk all have familiarity.
After all, I have played many games of Monopoly.
The things I see everywhere are not a bit strange.
There are several...
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Categories:
schmuck, games, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
The Process Or Kafka's Dream Part 1 (Revised)Across the cracked concrete slabs,
past a fallen dogwood
left lying like so much litter
at the red brick base of the court house;
the jurors strode.
Through the doors too heavy
for a mere woman to open unassisted
and their constant...
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Categories:
schmuck, allegory, education, politicallonging,
Form:
Narrative
My Wife Went Shopping Yesterday
My wife went shopping yesterday
Posted missing what do the police say
Her weight color and eyes
Please tell me he cries
I need to know for the missing's display
Hey dude can you help me a little more
I know...
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Categories:
schmuck, anxiety, car, grief, humor, husband, psychological, wife,
Form:
Limerick
The Bullied HeartA 60 second embrace, held too long
A kiss on the forehead, felt so wrong
Add more bullets to my long list of regrets
You are one of a kind, I’ve thrown all my bets
Not too shabby for...
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Categories:
schmuck, heartbreak, moving on, pain, sad love, wisdom,
Form:
Elegy
JaildomAbruptly, a princess assailed my heart with love’s javelin
I relinquish - a willing slave, I come before you
O Azrael, angel of death carrying a scythe
And carrying souls to the afterlife
...
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Categories:
schmuck, friendship love, i love you, i miss
Form:
Free verse
Fool of a Poetthe times I've been here, words in hand
mind-sculpting verse of phrases, grand
...
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Categories:
schmuck, heartbreak, introspection, love, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
An Amber Alert For These GuysThey found an old friend of mine dead today,
They said he just completely withered away.
He was said to have been a knight in shiny armor and rode a mighty steed,
...
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Categories:
schmuck, imagination, introspection, old, leaving, old, cousin,
Form:
Narrative
State of Flux6/17/16
Typically either just
Or corrupt
The world in a state of flux
Don't be a punk
Or schmuck
Shouldn't strut
Like you are greater than King Tut
End the funk
Jump
Up
And out the rut
Until there is no slump
Must
Trust
My gut
Many a times...
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Categories:
schmuck, poetry, rap, word play, words, work, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Just a Few ClerihewsWarning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these.
Mohammad Ali
taunting with poetry,
his opponents he'd zing
as he danced 'bout the ring.
Graham Kerr "The Galloping Gourmet"
oft with our minds he would play.
Why else...
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Categories:
schmuck, fun,
Form:
Clerihew
It's What It IsIT’S WHAT IT IS …
If every day you sleep in church; you may not know God
You are not necessarily spiritual; but you are pious
If you’ve grade 99.9%, you’re not most educated; but you’ve first class
You...
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Categories:
schmuck, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Tiny Tub TerrorIndustrial sadistic humour
Trailer treachery for sure,
Sure you can walk thru the trailer,
But who's gonna "test-drive" the tub?
Soon the papers are signed,
The money is paid,
You now own a bathtub,
That for an anorexic was made
Several scary showers...
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Categories:
schmuck, adventure, angst, life, money,
Form:
Burlesque
Nonsense For SureGive a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
At least that's what I hear.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a rowboat
fishing and drinking beer!
When advised to "fight fire with fire"
please...
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Categories:
schmuck, funnyfire, fire, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Let Me Have It Then Kiss My PetuniaHe cheated on you- what a surprise
You’re wife #5 in his pattern of lies
Did you think he’d be loyal ‘cause he gave you a ring?
Did you think he’d stop flirtin’ and start stayin’ in?
Did you...
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Categories:
schmuck, lost love, people, slam, wife, me,
Form:
Rhyme
And the Well Was DryWent to the well and the well was dry
So what shall I do, oh me, oh my
My mind's in a quandary, what shall I do
I fear I've run dry, I haven't a clue
Is there some...
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Categories:
schmuck, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Flames8/1/17
For such selfish gains
You may eternally burn in flames
Every single day, experiencing torment and pain
Bound with chains
And tattered clothing covered in bloodstains
Or you could freeze
Due to being unprepared and the temperature getting extreme
Followed by an...
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Categories:
schmuck, dark, how i feel, perspective, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Chicken ThiefToo bad
So sad
Chick farm
Coon harm
Coon harm
Alarm
Piled thick
Plucked chick
Bat, Gat
Our cats
You know
Juno
Dog guard
In yard
All day
They stay
All night
Keep sight
Thief quick
Took chick
Come back
Attack
New plan
Big, grand
Plan smart
Buy parts
Sorghum
Stick some
From store
Got more
Take heart
Here’s parts
Neat trick
Build Chick
Tar Chick
Real sick!
Coon could
Stick good
Chick...
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Categories:
schmuck, animal, hero, silly,
Form:
Footle
My First Real LoveMy First Real Love
We were in college
partying hardy
the weekends of lore
fun, fun galore
there was always kegs of beer
and newfound deer
that loved to buck
any kind of schmuck
the music's great
head over heels fete
balloons fill the passage
of horses...
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Categories:
schmuck, heartbreak, journey, life, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme