Best Schmuck Poems
Below are the all-time best Schmuck poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of schmuck poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
schmuck, heartbreak, introspection, love, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Rocket Man - Now a CollaborationRon Dump says he’ll destroy North Korea
With finger poised, we have so much to fear
He’s a power mad glutton
With his hand on the button
Will the...
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Categories:
schmuck, conflict, humorous, political, world,
Form:
Limerick
What I'D Love Now To SeeMy small way of showing anger for this year's circus of an election process:
I recall when George Bush had to duck
a thrown shoe, or he...
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Categories:
schmuck, political,
Form:
Limerick
Nonsense For SureGive a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
At least that's what I hear.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a rowboat
fishing...
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Categories:
schmuck, funnyfire, fire, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Just a Few ClerihewsWarning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these.
Mohammad Ali
taunting with poetry,
his opponents he'd zing
as he danced 'bout the ring.
Graham Kerr...
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Categories:
schmuck, fun,
Form:
Clerihew
Naomi's Mom and DadWhen mom, Naomi, was your mom not quite,
she was a barista at the Starbucks
just blocks away from where your thunderstruck
dad used to curse the name...
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Categories:
schmuck, daughter, love, poetry,
Form:
Sonnet
My Wife Went Shopping Yesterday
My wife went shopping yesterday
Posted missing what do the police say
Her weight color and eyes
Please tell me he cries
I need to know for the missing's...
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Categories:
schmuck, anxiety, car, grief, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Let Me Have It Then Kiss My PetuniaHe cheated on you- what a surprise
You’re wife #5 in his pattern of lies
Did you think he’d be loyal ‘cause he gave you a ring?
Did...
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Categories:
schmuck, lost love, people, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bullied HeartA 60 second embrace, held too long
A kiss on the forehead, felt so wrong
Add more bullets to my long list of regrets
You are one of...
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Categories:
schmuck, heartbreak, moving on, pain,
Form:
Elegy
Bad LuckPoor old Dan was a bit of a schmuck
Ran out of gas in his brand new truck
Now late for his date
Boy, was she irate
No hanky...
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Categories:
schmuck, funny, lust,
Form:
Limerick
And the Well Was DryWent to the well and the well was dry
So what shall I do, oh me, oh my
My mind's in a quandary, what shall I do
I...
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Categories:
schmuck, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Captcha Character Preview Slurs-------*To be read in true Italian Mafia voice....--------
I wanna meet the wise guy.
You know, the pai·san gettin' cute with the Soup!
Cuz' the CAPTCHA preview characters...
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Categories:
schmuck, funny, on writing and
Form:
Light Verse
Won ProblemCare free driving down the lain,
sites of yesteryear refrain,
Children playing inn there yards,
Tattered houses somewhat scarred.
Traveling inn gay apparel,...
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Categories:
schmuck, leadership,
Form:
Rhyme
Redneck HousefireThe redneck was drunk as a skunk
Couple of dozen beers he had drunk
Staggered round the corner into his street
He noticed the flames...
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Categories:
schmuck, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
It's What It IsIT’S WHAT IT IS …
If every day you sleep in church; you may not know God
You are not necessarily spiritual; but you are pious
If you’ve...
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Categories:
schmuck, truth,
Form:
Free verse