Salmonella Poems - Poems about Salmonella

orange japanese egg yolks

...japanese chickens
produce for bright orange egg yolks
carotene diet

off putting maybe
salmonella neutralized
safe and edible...

Umbrella

...In the rain some people are salt.
Then, dissolving like one they should halt:
That God had okayed Rainfall no fault;
My challenge to delay Destined Vault…

The coldest rains could invite that va...

Home of Three Diseases

...A body housing three diseases
With three more as the visiting ones:
Enjoy he does just brief releases,
On some days obliged to laugh but once...

A rough fate acting as it pleases;
Each time he...

A Bit of Humour To Kick Start the Week

...FRED THE PERV.

Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue said that red pair were mine...

Six-Word Couplet Series -July 2018

...Pay Your Taxes
No one relaxes
Before paying taxes


Close Shave
Homeless man shaved
By cop saved


Wait For It…
American tax cheat
IRS hot seat


Bacteria Blues...

Bacteria Blues

...Watch out, fella!
Beware of Salmonella!...

He Don'T Know Jack

...I signed up for beginner lessons at a gourmet cooking school
Everything was going well at first; the chef was pretty cool
Aroma of well-seasoned chicken parmesan made me drool
But that was before ...

The Real Story

...Single slippered Cinderella
Yesternight’s ball bella
Angelic voices heard a cappella
Followed by lovely clarabella

The dinner served was paella 
With a side of shredded mozzarella 
While faki...

Road To Damascus

...ROAD TO DAMASCUS

Granite faith exfoliated by superguns and sanctions whirls,
on this earth succumbing into dry spell of peace,
War-crats and confidantes skinning freedom from its people
Kofi dr...

Unwanted Guest

...Suck blood like a vampire from a strange empire ,
Not invited but invite herself,
Pass through tiny holes and mesh of the net to 
Set her proboscis on the skin…
Night crawler and unwanted flying ...

Roast Beef Rare

...roast beef (rare) had looks beyond compare
his face was rosy and blush
without a trace of stubble or gristle
he was suave and clean
a beef lovers dream
hard and lean                             ...

Humanity Canteen

...Humanity Canteen

My restaurant is exclusive and classy no paupers allowed though I
have to declare that I picked up the chef near the township where
on a paraffin cooker in his garden of plenty ...

Just a Guide For Whoever

...I'm still kind
and still rewind.
Even though the disc
goes back to the beginning 
automatically each time.
There's a lesson in life
for holding doors.
It depends how far away
the person is in...

Cruise Control

...I really should'a read the fine print,
when I booked this trip.
Now, thanks to salmonella,
we're all stuck on this ship....

Open and Closed Book

...Salmonella wanted 
   to broker a truce-   
   between life and death.
   We were very scared.
The questions were never answered.

   A fault on the earth’s face.
   Who will ask the-
   hang...

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