Long Salmonella Poems
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Humanity Canteen
Humanity Canteen
My restaurant is exclusive and classy no paupers allowed though I
have to declare that I picked up the chef near the township where
on a paraffin cooker in his garden of plenty lots of dishevelment...
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Categories:
salmonella, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
A Bit of Humour To Kick Start the Week
FRED THE PERV.
Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue said that red pair were mine.
LARS.
A young astronaut from NASA...
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Categories:
salmonella, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Jif Is a Terrorist! Skippy Was Only a Patsy!
-In 2008, a massive recall of peanuts thought to be contaminated with bacteria occured. Not
very many people became ill, and only twenty percent of those that did were hospitalized.
Only a handful died. It...
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Categories:
salmonella, health
Form:
Free verse
Beautiful Oblivion
Sit and watch the thin, blank dawn
that never quite sweeps you off your feet.
Wrestle with memories that don't want to be suppressed,
and repress the urge to canon-ball into the ocean.
(sinking: sinking slowly, because you...
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Categories:
salmonella, allegory, depression, hope, imagination, introspection, life, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Roast Beef Rare
roast beef (rare) had looks beyond compare
his face was rosy and blush
without a trace of stubble or gristle
he was suave and clean
a beef lovers dream
hard and lean ...
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Categories:
salmonella, humorous, satire, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
He Don'T Know Jack
I signed up for beginner lessons at a gourmet cooking school
Everything was going well at first; the chef was pretty cool
Aroma of well-seasoned chicken parmesan made me drool
But that was before the dramatic entrance of...
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Categories:
salmonella, bullying, humorous,
Form:
Monorhyme
Umbrella
In the rain some people are salt.
Then, dissolving like one they should halt:
That God had okayed Rainfall no fault;
My challenge to delay Destined Vault…
The coldest rains could invite that vault,
One’s exposed head to it obvious...
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Categories:
salmonella, creation, rain, symbolism, water,
Form:
Rhyme
Just a Guide For Whoever
I'm still kind
and still rewind.
Even though the disc
goes back to the beginning
automatically each time.
There's a lesson in life
for holding doors.
It depends how far away
the person is in seconds,
I believe it's 4.
Don't hold the door...
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Categories:
salmonella, appreciation, care, encouraging, family, funny, men, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Road To Damascus
ROAD TO DAMASCUS
Granite faith exfoliated by superguns and sanctions whirls,
on this earth succumbing into dry spell of peace,
War-crats and confidantes skinning freedom from its people
Kofi drinking coffee with revolutionaries and revolutionaries in
Aleppo cafe on...
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Categories:
salmonella, africa, age, allegory, betrayal,
Form:
Epitaph
Unwanted Guest
Suck blood like a vampire from a strange empire ,
Not invited but invite herself,
Pass through tiny holes and mesh of the net to
Set her proboscis on the skin…
Night crawler and unwanted flying creature ..
Dances...
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Categories:
salmonella, animal, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Eggs, Eggs, Glorious Eggs
Eggs, eggs, glorious eggs
I could eat 'em three time a day
Scrambled, poached or sunny side up
I love 'em any old way
Eggs, eggs, glorious eggs
Like a yummy egg salad sandwich
Devilled eggs, I could eat by the...
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Categories:
salmonella, food, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
The Real Story
Single slippered Cinderella
Yesternight’s ball bella
Angelic voices heard a cappella
Followed by lovely clarabella
The dinner served was paella
With a side of shredded mozzarella
While faking a case of salmonella
Cinderella invited her fella
To follow her into the...
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Categories:
salmonella, adventure, cinderella, fantasy, fun, parody, sweet love,
Form:
Monorhyme
Sunny Side Up
Sunny Side Up
By Elton Camp
It’s my favorite breakfast food of all
Delicious eggs filled with cholesterol
Scrambled they can come out too dry
So sometimes poaching them I’ll try
But they way I like them cooked best
That is far...
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Categories:
salmonella, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Sunny Side Up Please
Sunny Side Up Please
By Elton Camp
As to eating runny eggs, experts say
It’s far preferable just to run away
Undercooked yolk & translucent white
Due to salmonella, are quite a fright
Such cooking, the CDC does deride
For eggs are...
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Categories:
salmonella, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Time's Burden
I am not too well, he felt.
The flames chased him in charred landscape.
Fighting over, he pondered about the
crime within, the surge to find a nest hole.
A wounded pride where the salmonella hits.
You enter a slot...
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Categories:
salmonella, art
Form:
I do not know?
A Serving of Bacteria With the Pork
A Serving of Bacteria With the Pork?
By Elton Camp
It’s hard to believe that some say
Eating pork that’s pink is okay
Here’s how a supermarket survey went
Yersinia were found in nearly 70 percent
Salmonella, enterococcus and listeria too
Make...
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Categories:
salmonella, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Times Burden
I am not too well, he felt.
The flames chased him in charred landscape.
Fighting over, he pondered about the
crime within, the surge to find a nest hole.
A wounded pride where the salmonella hits.
You enter a slot...
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Categories:
salmonella, art,
Form:
ABC
Catch You
I want to catch you
like the flu
and never take the shot
you'll forever be in my system
because forever is all I've got
to give you
I would hate to become immune to you
it's seems weird...
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Categories:
salmonella, life, loveme, me,
Form:
Free verse
No Peanut Butter For Me
There is danger both grave and stark.
Things are not only rotten in Denmark.
It started in a peanut warehouse in Georgia.
There has been an outbreak of Salmonella.
People are afraid to eat peanuts these days.
The warning has...
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Categories:
salmonella, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
What Can I Eat?
I don’t want Swine flu
So no more pork for me
I don’t want Bird flu
So no chicken fricassee
I don’t want mad cow disease
So no more Beef for me
I don’t want Salmonella
So no dippy eggs for tea...
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Categories:
salmonella, healthbird, bird,
Form:
I do not know?