Rectal Poems - Poems about Rectal

...I feel in führer rated and envious... entrapped within webbed wide world weft as a rump pulled stilts skein at warp speed exhibiting my heroic trumpian wiles cuz he (johnny come lately) a then......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite... induces idyllic reverie delight evoking similar surge, when skirting, and eluding fidelity defining the marital law on par with courting in flagrante deli......

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...I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome... Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor nothing short of an imminent civil war dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021 oddly enough e......

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...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......

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...Date June 2024 A large group picketed outside Of the toilet paper factory. People held picket Signs marching in a circular line. The Group chanted: Revolters deserve better bottom Paper o......

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...Now feeling under the weather, Don't you hate these winter chills? I'm off to see Doctor Doctor, To get the latest, greatest pills. I wait for an hour or more, Then I'm shown to a vacant room.......

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...I, too, dislike poems. I’ve tried runes (and rampikes) but that’s affected rather than merely effete. So I call them figments. When people query What do you write? at a barbecue or birthday p......

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...Consumed I remember in poverty, eating ramen noodles, daily. Beans and Weenies. Meatless sauce spaghetti. Rice, Rice, Rice, without any real spice. Bologna Sandwiches. Hamburger He......

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...Ronald Rump reasonably roasted Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety rambling reverence regarding “r.” Ronald Rump repugnant racist republican reviled - rickettsia re:itch ruler. Rap......

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...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed co......

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...Approximately three plus days elapsed... without yours truly experiencing urge to defecate Neither bloating nor constipation arose, but one nondescript anguished logophile anticipated intestina......

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...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......

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...A plethora of attention focused on twentieth anniversary regarding terrorist attacks upon American soil nine eleven two thousand and one, thus Schwenksville poet opted for his best métier write......

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