Flatulent Fannie

Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip without hesitation When I point a finger in accusation She points hers back at me and laughs saying, "Phew Wee!" I'm tempted to enact strangulation I threatened to have the woman arrested Indecently walking around bare breasted She farted in my face Through her panties of lace I think I was infected and molested One night Fannie was with a man she'd just met When she tooted he left, much to her regret Rectal fumes exploded He screamed, "You're corroded!" Her tail expels toxins like a gas jet Fannie saw a doctor of proctology She farted without making an apology She disgusted him so He said, "Madame, just go. You're a noxious threat to world ecology!" I don't fear being assaulted by her smut She was sued; the case was open and shut The streets no longer stink Cuz Fannie's in the clink For hiding lethal weapons in her butt October 1, 2021 May the Gas Be With You-Farts Part 2 Contest Sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke