Pud Poems - Poems about Pud

...Watch your Latin and don't let the cat in Caesar had some jam for tea, Pompei aderat. ille, illa, illud, but I'll have Yorkshire pud. amo, amas, amat Who let in the cat? hic, haec, hoc The mo......Read the rest...

...Fourteen pounds; that’s a bucket of lard And losing that shouldn’t be so hard It’s turkey, pud and let’s not quibble A pretty frequent midnight nibble It’s one whole stone of belly fat Inflati......Read the rest...

...There was Turkey and sausage meat, gammon ham too, Four pigs in blankets for me, you and you I did Yorkshire puddings and parsnips well glazed Sprouts, roast potatoes: I’m thus far unfazed… But......Read the rest...

..."Is there anyone for stuffing? Well done George, send us down your plate, Auntie, if you've finished with the cranberry sauce Could you please pass it across to Kate?" "Brian can I interest you......Read the rest...

...23) Both Red China and Russia have war vessels on the Bering Sea, in international waters, close to the coast of Alaska, and they been having practice war invasion's practices b......Read the rest...

...He wrote a big sign pointed to the sky Aimed at space ships just passing by; All Alien life forms catered for, it said, Full English B& B with King Sized Bed. He didn’t think about it any more U......Read the rest...

...Last Christmas Gran sucked her roast beef Lost dentures were giving her grief We had Christmas pud Which should have been good The ‘Crunch!’ meant I’d found Grandma’s teeth ......Read the rest...

...Mae was too soft, too easy, and prone to believing every dud. They would swindle her, steal from her, persuade her to invest. You need some guardians, her great aunt told her, like Pud. Pud was a ......Read the rest...

...Christmas Day in our house Started serene Everything orderly Perfect and pristine Guests were all greeted As if best friends Little did they realise This would come to an end The spread upon ......Read the rest...

...It’s Christmas day Hip hip hooray With festive cheer And our family here The feast begins Amidst all our grins Crackers pulled, mottos read Fancy hats upon each head With turkey eaten We’l......Read the rest...

...What would life be if till we die We could not eat a pud or pie Or could not taste and could not savour Flaky pastry filled with flavour The world may as well turn to dust For tasty food encas......Read the rest...

...Christmas is creeping in. I’ve seen my first quality street tin. The John Lewis advert is out And the motorised reindeers about. Shop windows glitter and glow, Ladbrookes give odds on the ......Read the rest...

...Cinderella's Christmas Snow-Ball Once upon a bright snowy Christmas Day Cinderella wished to go out to play A snowball fight or skating, she would like ......Read the rest...

...It’s factual, I’m not being silly, A snake’s born with a second willy, So do sharks in the sea - It’s not a ‘phallus ee’, Making love in the sea could be chilly. 10/10/20...Read the rest...

...New place Sounds ace For lunch Or brunch Meets Dom And Tom Got new Menu Reveals Good deals Endorse Three course Deals viewed Choose food Veg soup Vile gloop......Read the rest...