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Grannys Gnashers

Last Christmas Gran sucked her roast beef Lost dentures were giving her grief We had Christmas pud Which should have been good The ‘Crunch!’ meant I’d found Grandma’s teeth 21 November 2022 Contest: Fun Holiday Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/26/2022 7:38:00 AM

RTFL! Good one - love it Terry! Congratulations on your win! :)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/29/2022 10:56:00 AM

LOL :))

Terry Flood
Date: 11/26/2022 10:45:00 AM

Thank you, Linda. I thought maybe RTFL meant Rancid Teeth For Lunch… ha ha. Looked it up and found it’s a compliment, so you clearly have excellent taste ;-)

Terry Miller

Date: 11/25/2022 12:46:00 AM

Ha ha ha, the best, loved it!

Terry Flood
Date: 11/26/2022 10:42:00 AM

Thanks, Terry. The thought almost makes me gag! ;-)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/24/2022 10:43:00 AM

Terry, a cute one, congratulations on your winning placement!

Terry Flood
Date: 11/26/2022 10:41:00 AM

Thanks, Tania. Came real close to blanking on this one. Then out popped granny’s teeth.

Hat Bueckert

Date: 11/24/2022 10:28:00 AM

Ha! So funny Terry! Loved that last line, Well done :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/24/2022 10:04:00 AM

hahaha. THAT was a GREAT ending. Congrats on the winner list.

Terry Flood
Date: 11/26/2022 10:39:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea. A real last minute entry. Mind was completely blank. Terry

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/20/2022 8:10:00 PM

And did you find them tasty, too?! ~ Denture-Adventures, gw

Terry Flood
Date: 11/21/2022 10:54:00 AM

I do prefer a foil wrapped coin in my pudd… just like the old days. Terry

Anselmo Boles

Date: 11/20/2022 5:52:00 PM

Very funny!! Now go to the bathroom and rinse your mouth with water and Oil of Olay! Nice work...ab

Terry Flood
Date: 11/21/2022 10:52:00 AM

Thanks, Anselmo. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/20/2022 4:34:00 PM

Oh, this is hilarious, Terry.

Terry Flood
Date: 11/21/2022 10:52:00 AM

Thanks, Milt. I was close to drawing a blank on this contest. But missing a limerick contest seemed unthinkable so I smacked myself around the head until something got written. Glad you enjoyed the result.