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It’s factual, I’m not being silly,
A snake’s born with a second willy,
So do sharks in the sea -
It’s not a ‘phallus ee’,
Making love in the sea could be chilly.

10/10/20

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/15/2020 3:49:00 AM

I will never look at a snake the same way again. Neither will my husband (snake envy).

Jan Allison
Date: 10/16/2020 1:33:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/13/2020 11:48:00 AM

Wow, this is a winner and your poetic creativity with this makes it an absolute blast Ha Ha. Great write Jan. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 2:00:00 PM

thanks Jennifer, just a fun poem not for a contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 10/12/2020 8:46:00 PM

Jan, It's hard to beat "phallus ee" for probing phonetic spelling. I don't shrink from saying that. (Oh to have even an inch of your talent.). Hugsxxx, Paul

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 8:07:00 AM

Got to admit I was a little creative with fallacy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/12/2020 10:59:00 AM

Wow! Great use of "Phallus EE"! I hear there's always some shrinkage in cold water. LOL Glad I haven't seen any creatures with second "willies." Excellent limerick, Hon! Best wishes if for a contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 8:07:00 AM

I couldnt resist using that word Carolyn lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/12/2020 5:21:00 AM

LOL, loved this one : )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2020 6:37:00 AM

well I learned what we call pudding or rather 'pud' is a slang name for a todger - I will never look at spotted dick in the same light now lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/11/2020 4:00:00 PM

Hello Jan … I always wondered why I wanted to come back as a shark and now you’ve explained why Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2020 6:35:00 AM

ha ha ha I want to come back as a koala I read that they have 3 vaginas lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman

Date: 10/11/2020 1:46:00 PM

Hilarious, Jan! Your marvelous sense of humor rises up again! I think some men will display a certain kind of envy! All the best my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2020 6:34:00 AM

thanks Sam, it was written after a conversation with an on line friend lol... I learned a lot ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/11/2020 12:48:00 PM

LOL! Thanks for the laugh! Oh and then there’s the whale that wanted to be freed. Ouch ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2020 6:33:00 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to Moby Dick lol:-0 hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/11/2020 9:55:00 AM

That's a cruel joke to have two. It's hard enough to focus on just one let alone two in the cold water. Yikes!!! Very funny Jan. Thanks for the laugh!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2020 6:32:00 AM

when my friend read it she said ... but some blokes don't know what to do with just one lol:-) hugs jan xx