Portly Poems - Poems about Portly

...Every year In Robin Hood Country Nottingham There in October, they hold. What is known, as the Goose Fair. It's huge. and goes back centuries, straining the Middle Ages, perhaps even longer. My pal......Read the rest...

...Jack and the Beanstalk was exaggerated some I know ‘cause I heard the real tale from my mum. She was high when she told me, filled up with rum I was terrified at her “fee fie foe fum!” Jack was......Read the rest...

...I love my homemade split pea soup With tiny bits of ham A bit is like a bite of it To bring an extra wham I never knew the peas I grew Were fit to taste so good Until I ate them in a pod Or ......Read the rest...

...Steep In thee seat of tradition poor as a country man can be readin' my paper for my world about me lonely, without companion, my impression wow; I think I've misjudged some things wher......Read the rest...

...A panda, called Amanda thought she was so much grander; and ever so much finer than all the tea in China. Although a little fatter (Which did not seem to matter) than leopard or the monkey; sh......Read the rest...

...A meal worm eats me like a gourd of flesh, this slimy beast I dread; two weeks or more until my heart's (that once was young and fresh) a hole that brims with the plaque of its gore. ......Read the rest...

...Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whe......Read the rest...

...Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin ofttimes triggering babbling brook to swell after deluge becoming stream of consciousne......Read the rest...

...I love you rain Come at me With your sparkling Diamond splashing Water baguettes Diamondize me Lick me with your Splishering diamond joys I love you rain Come at me With your portly porta......Read the rest...

...I’ve never really seen a toad sitting on a toadstool. A cheating mushroom farmer has bad morel character. I wonder what your life is like if that’s what you call fun, gus? Edible, y......Read the rest...

...What crashes into them is the oceans voice beheaded. Seabirds skim upon verge and crest, a green swell of rise and fall. Open mouths trawl the air then plunge into a rising wave to scoop a ......Read the rest...

..."I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it" Quote _ by E.E. Cummings Elizabeth was my father's mother, a port......Read the rest...

...I Mr. R. was in rapt reverie Mr. M rowed the boat A last minute rescue mission For otter gone over, for a Piper Not Pied, but he may as well have been Lured the junior from Mr. Portly O. Otter......Read the rest...

...Waddling in like a drunken shadow, my portly belly cannot pass unseen. And once spotted, I meow my hello regal-like, reaffirming I'm their queen. I'm finicky and won't use my litter un......Read the rest...

...With Christmas done and dusted now that we’re in January I’m feeling rather portly cos I ate, drank and got merry With twenty pounds upon my waist and ten pounds on my legs The last thing that I n......Read the rest...