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Best Portly Poems

Portly Explosion

A portly old man from Spain,
Let his belt out to relieve the strain,
    But his pants button exploded
       Like a missile unloaded
  So far that it brought down rain....

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Categories: portly, children, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Poor Portly Pig

Pivotal not to pivot a pickled pig. Playing in a plait. No no plastic garments. Ha said a garden ornament. Release of structure. Sky dance. Planes move like a huge whale. Motionless static of a hairy bee. Leaning on a gate. Harlequins have hairy horses...

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Categories: portly, arabic, beautiful,
Form:

A Portly Pig Met a Two Inch Swan In a Wardrobe

A little forthright butternut fruit cake was sat on embroidered picnic rug. Basking in the sun whilst chatting to a jam pot. Beyond the knitted trees of custard lays the artichoke of buttered llamas. To decipher a stone is to roll over sixty three times...

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Categories: portly, bangla, baptism, baseball, basketball,
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Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Mole and Rat Locate Portly Otter Junior

I
Mr. R. was in rapt reverie
Mr. M rowed the boat
A last minute rescue mission
For otter gone over, for a Piper
Not Pied, but he may as well have been
Lured the junior from Mr. Portly O.
Otter senior, according to K. Grahame

II
Before messrs R & M (rat &...

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Categories: portly, adventure, allegory, for teens,
Form: Free verse