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Premium Member Down Town Auckland On a Bench With a Habit and a Pen

I am the environmentalist in love with wine,
my shoulders carry and reside in the cutting edge side of life,
the establishment craves to be the human race
while I stroll the memories of “Sailor fields”
amongst ancient Jurassic stone.
Is this!       The only way for me?
My saline tears run freely now a days,
it’s time that governs one’s sentiment,
no doubt the plague of waiting relates to this.
What!   Of the future,
hey       , i want to forget about futuristic wars,
may be the media are in gross error of judgment?
I’m told I’m only a little man, at last now I know why I’m the 
one that society chastises every day,
Why this mortal flame in constant combat becomes
life’s tomb stone around my neck.
To feel freedom, another swig so my lacklustre eyes again become stimulated                     
as the view overcomes my immobility and bids farewell, to the great lady
that glides portly on the outgoing tide.
Curse this elemental wind
that curls in from the east,
“Mother”      i cry
“Is this the clarity of our beginning.” the start of all this crap,
as astringent thoughts flow through my urban bucolic mind,
seeing or feeling nothing of the moment, only a repeat of  the actions of many insensitive men, 
those that flourish, those that sentiment cannot stain those that walk tallest amongst men;
because they were hungry for appurtenance.
I remember well    , in the far off lea of my mind,
down on the farm thousands of miles away across the Pacific,
where enamel clashed against concrete
there        , where foolhardy dreams were dashed,.
when the heart pursued
the warm flesh    , she that gave her
reflection to the swan song
of an innocence. 
 Alas should one be compelled to expire
as one would,  a chardonnay basking in the hot sunshine?
Should one fall foul of a politically correct society
that   , outside of one’s comfort zone,
because one feels   , want   , in choleric veins?
Even the sullen white cross, dotted upon the highways
become burning embers, a constant reminiscence,
an emotional monument to many inhibited memories.
Yet I beg this deportment shows me a realization,
that death is imminent,
so why this perpetual waiting, this constant urge,
for this vein dependency to be  infringed upon ???   

© Harry J Horsman  2012


Unrequited True Love, Part One

Now I don’t know if I really learned about love
Or if I got to explore what it’s made of
Is it a warm feeling when you hold hands?
And kiss and laugh at each other’s stance
Are there the troubles that seem to last forever?
Because if it works out, you get to live together?
Get married and have babies while still in your teens
You have the rest of the world to explore your means
Is it pain, is it awful? Is it something you want to end?
You’d do it yourself but you don’t want to lose another friend?
Why does it eat at you inside, why it makes you hate yourself?
Why does it make you think there’s something wrong with you?
Why would it make you want to kill yourself?
Is it that sad, is it really that true?
Why do some people say it’s happy times and some say it’s just ****
Why do some people think it’s who they are, and some say it doesn't exist?

Tell me about betty, what was it about Betty?
You said she was smart and slick but really really pretty
You never got to know her but you said she was the perfect girl
Until you saw her with Army, it changed your view of the world
Doing something illegal I think (Wink wink)
But if you brought it up, she’d say you weren’t her shrink

Was that not love though you said it was alright?
You could let her ago until another night
When you saw her again with an older guy
Well why? She didn’t love him either so why try?
So it wasn’t right and you didn’t win, but what about your fling with Jocelyn?
She likes track and field and feels the burn
And when she got wet you saw through her shirt
But that wasn’t sure, ‘cause you didn’t like sports
So love was a no go until Cindy Snow
Wasn’t as fine, maybe a little portly
But sweet as heck and had a nice little Courtney
She was interested and you played with it
But then she said she was a Santanist
You may not have been the holy man
But you couldn’t have that hanging over your head
You wanted to find someone instead
Now when you found it’s over
Had to find one more with Lola
Was a family friend but still real cool
But it was like incest with bended rules
And that was not something to do
So that couldn’t work but it was okay
Because she said she didn’t feel that way anyway
Form: Bio

A Pea Is Leaping

One two three pea leap. Wow. A slip knot is neither a sleep nor a striped strap. But stealing from an arsenal area is not a wonderful idea is it really? Well come on....is it? Best keep quiet then and sip on a buttercup ball. Oh how quiet simplistic and simplistic is good and carved from a singular form of an art. So bake a tart carefully then. Wisdom in a whisk. Waiting in a wish. And standing tall under a huge blooming canopy of personified petals whose playfulness can portray peaceful pianoforte to a breeze. Even the coldest winds can be mellowed by such charms. Amulets linking arms then. Good. Portray not a salad as a stew and a fortress created from several million potatoes is a potent power indeed. But not when baked. With or without chilli beans. Jump then. Go on. Jump up and down and wave the arms and legs around. Causing cake to care for cream. And legs on a train are the legs of the seats whose tired frames seat many a fat curdled ceo on a wild journey to an office. How rather exciting then for the many cups and glasses placed in front of a portly frame. Tickle a taste. And taste a tissue. Yum then. Oh look.....the right window is showing a pond and the left window is showing a sea. Remarkable. Oh no a tunnel tube duck then. But no quack. It is merely the antics of a rug that can hug the copper blue. And the throwing of one pebble can release a wind machine on the hill. Paperclip is not a paperweight nor is it a planed plank. Ok then. Understood. Uniquely. A sham is not a slam nor a spam. And the delicate floaty fish in a chiffon outfit can scare a shark if dressed in white tunics. So always adhere to colours in an oceanic ballroom. Wow. Vibrancy in scales and fins. Swoosh then swirl. Very nicely timed waltz that was. And equally effective is the whirring of five hundred rotary blades who sing the calling cards to the wings of steel at dusk. Surrounded by over a million translucent clouds. Iridescent beauty. And a clap to hear. And all whilst the tomatoes form a pretty pattern on the tabletop yard. Hahahaha salad singing shape song. Hahaha floors arriving mind your head. Xxxxx synergistic syndrome symmetrically symbolised syntax xxxxx crustacean Z z z z Z.
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Salted Saturation

Four, six, or seventeen tulip buds grinning. Of course not on a salt marsh. Leave that alone. Misted aromas of ancestral graves should be cared for not dug but if a slug us in power then a lemon woman could do much damage to lochs, lands, fields and mountain so do not discuss paperwork with a tiny dog whose obligations are merely to dress in a fur coat. Is the sheer fornication of the environment that is of great concern at this time. Gaping holes can never be earth wombs so digging will produce an end to life. When chatting in a queue always question the mind set of the jaded eyes. Grasping concepts is often a difficulty when all intelligence is received from square entertainment sets. A lone lizard sits on an empty beach waiting for the strobes. The lights to take up and away. Patterns of time. Printed not. Yet in sound waves enjoyed freedom and thus gave birth to new inspiration through interdimensional beams. Often it is said that dancing a waltz with a frog is the best idea as sudden movements of tango could cause unintentional hopping movements. Such a slur. Sour are the sauces whose injection to meats cause secretions. And many a leopard printed ham fails to deliver wine to the exact specifications and timing. Yet a portly shrew arriving in a southern breeze can stop by multitudes of shopping centres in an urgent attempt to purchase grand golden negligées' for their mice partners who are asleep in fairytale yachts complete with pinnacles. Akin to a childhood book. Likened to a cartoon castle of great magic. But when a corvette changes it's clothes it is time fir the sputter sputter sounding cards of the fat dark purple bus. Who would want to eat toast in an elevated slime kitchen with Mr and Mrs cockroach and a laughing 900 foot long light beam of a snake. Portray not a plant as a plate. An apple as a card. And remain aloof to chard writing as this will amuse cats who thrive on milky truths. It is not a justified weapon if planted in a school. Scenes are unjustified and should be abolished. For fried is the skin like an egg in a pan. Turning tuning taking teachings. Yelping yachtsman. Gardeners. Xx booming balance braked xx snail diving henchmen xx saturation xx
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Premium Member Generalizing People By Name

A family of nine sisters, none named the way the names could have fit.
They started out with three flowers, and thought it wise to continue it. 
Our last name so plain, Daddy argued. Daisy, Fern and Violet sounds smart.
Rose, Hazel, Jasmine, Poppy, Iris and Willow arrived nine months apart.

Let me guess, people would say, Willow is tall and lean and flexible, a sway.
Could not have been more wrong; she was as inflexible as the break of day.
Jasmine must be exotic, erotic, a delight to the eyes, delicate and sweet.
In reality she had ham hocks large enough she could cows and bulls defeat.

Violet is probably dainty, sweet, a nature lover, who loves the woods, right?
In truth she was an advocate for woman, tall and portly, screaming with might.
Fern is a lover of verdant grasses with her feet solid as the earth I am sure.
You would be totally off base, sir.  She explodes with color, totally impure.

Please let me guess that Daisy is a delight, light and lithe, like a fairy true.
I hate to tell you, but she is dour, dank, damp and she would truly dislike you.
Let me guess then that Rose is not thorny in any kind of way, pure and sweet.
She is the only one who lives up to her name. She would prick you in defeat.

The assumer is askance now. He has only two guesses left in his drawer.
Hazel is shy and unassuming? Never cackles, non witchlike to the core?
Sorry, I assure him. You have guessed her wrong. Ready for Poppy now?
Poppy is dull, not vibrant in any kind of way, no redness to or fro?
She is actually orange and pink, fairy like, she dazzles like a rainbow.

You have one more chance, I tell the man who likes to label all.
What is her name? He asks, for he has lost track in his giant fall.
Iris is short, squat, nothing like her name? He guesses. Am I right?
I told him the truth and he disappeared, completely out of sight.
The last I saw him he was being chased around the garden phlox.
By a giant wolf, hyena, lion, bear and very hungry fox.


Moral of this story: You cannot judge people on their name
Or put them into a box, for no two Primroses are the same,
and you will be eaten by a fox.
Form: Rhyme


Wiz Away

Wiz Away

I entered the empty funeral hall.
Am I not at the correct memorial gathering in visitation room H?
“Excuse me, sir, but is this the memorial for Mr. Wizby?
 There is not a posting besides the entrance.”
“Never fear, you will soon behold…”

What? I think, seeing nothing around me—not a flower vase or a picture.
“Never fear”, the director says once more.
Odd, I think.
 A knock and a rumble of voices echo outside this room.
What’s up? when guests—who are they? prance along the waxed floor, strange masks floating about a sea of wild frocks.
“Who may you all be?”I ask, bewildered—is that a ferret wrapped like a scarf?about the pig-tailed girl with dirty feet? 

A falcon perches on the threadbare arm of a midget. 
“Who may you all be?”I ask, yet again.
A tall, bespeckled man cartwheels to my side. 
”We are the Pennywhistle Circus, who knew of old Wizby well. 
Pray, who may you be?”
 
“I am Ian, his grandson.” 
Cartwheel-Man bird-whistles to a bearded portly man standing next to the door. He holds a foggy beaker in his gloved hand and a stethoscope dangles from his neck amid a snowy beard.

 “Ah, Binky! So glad you have come!”
“Reggie, I see you have grown taller since last I saw you.”
“Ah, Binky! The marvelous elixir you gifted me was a welcome surprise.
Alas, my pet lizard partook of the vial, growing beyond measure, and thus, died.”

“Everyone, gather near, as Mr. Wizby is finally here.”
Wrapped in peacock feathers, Wiz was quite a sight.
Porcupine quills crowned his pink bald head.
The midget sidled near to pluck a feather, unraveling
old Wiz.
“Oh, dear!” chortled Cartwheel-Man.

Ferret-Scarf poked his wiggling body amid the dancing feathers bathing the room. Midget-Man’s falcon perched atop old Wiz.
What folly is this?” a voice graveled out from once-dead old Wiz
“You take my death lightly, so “poof, be gone, as I am the Magic-Man.”

Wiz leapt into a pile of frocks and masques, shouting
“I have returned, never fear, Wizby lives on for yet 
another year.”
Form: Narrative

And the Wisdom of a Pin Cushion Equals

Castrated duck ran amok at a goose show yesterday. Then sat in a car. Blacked out to the par. An even score is a self wondering sacrifice. But no self sacrificing prawn could ever really be a pawn in a large plate of game players. It is the dome arch that is mediocre and meticulous but not accurate print of information is not a legality nor a truth but merely akin to an elbow shove at a rock concert. But several pin pricks ingested is an infiltration of infested ignorant injury ink. And wild is the doormat when the door is ajar so don't leave an engine running in a wind nor a slight breeze for the problem is that it might just run away. Thus leaving a laughing long legged tuba beetle to sit alone cross legged in a tent. Dormant is the format and a mat chuckles alongside a main road. Take no pistol whipping shark to a seaside town for it might fancy eating some pies, chips, donuts. And it may also like to visit the fair. But thus is all very well if one has money. But otherwise the expensive tastes of shark will ensure that you yourself have no monetary means to feed your family or yourself whilst the shark is flambéing a chocolate champagne pudding. Then huffing and puffing into a suit. Not glamorous is it? Talking trashy speeches spitting acronym after acronym. With no hymn. A fattening glue like substance wheeling it's way across the plains like a radioactive decay. So watch out when on a bike made from amber rods. Speedily scratching seeds stupidly selfish shape. And the disco duck does a very nice wobbling dance. Hahahaha chop chop chop. Hahaha framework frozen. Hahaha daw po po po ma k pas je la la la. And now have 234 beef jerky's, a crystalized cake, a big slice of jelly and a little spoon filled with wine. £ = $$$ and a slip slide on snow shoes is a slideshow. Clap. Wow. Well done. Amazing. Xxxxx insectivorous institutionalised interesting ignoramuses. And a portly painting of a round minstrel. Xxxxx dilapidation z this is the p y q reporting live from 89. 0 on a moonlit beach in the sun. Xx z.
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The Circus - a Tautogram

Amazing acrobats astound awe-stricken audiences.  Amy always asks about acts already arranged.

Bouncing bears balance beach balls.  Bobby Bear bicycled behind Betsy Bear.

Crazy clowns crash carelessly.  Carousels circle clockwise.

Daring demonstrations dazzle dazed dreamers.  Dopey donkeys dance diligently.

Elegant elephants elate everyone, eating everything enjoyable.  Eight elephants execute exciting entertainment.

Forty-five feisty flamethrowers fiercely fight fires.

Great Gambino gulps gigantic gems gingerly, giving gasping gazers giggles.  Genuine gigantic gorillas gaze goofily.

Hefty horses heave hefty hounds, howling harmoniously.  Heavyweights hurl hug hippos.  “Hasn’t hurt him,” Hugo Heavy huffed.

Iris indicated it’s impolite if I’m interested in inquiring into immersion into icing.

Joshua juggled joyfully.  Jeremiah just jumped jackasses.

Kissing kangaroos kiss kids kindly.  Karate kicking kids keep kicking.

Lions lounge lavishly leaving lookers laughing loudly.  Lollipop licking llamas licked Lional Lion lovingly.

Many men make mountainous merriment.  Mules march, munching Mayberries.

Nineteen nutty nags named Nancy nudge naysayers near nets.

Orange orangutans obey old-timers, opening obese objects.

Portly Peter Penguin parades past pretty Penny Penguin.  Penny paused, politely preening.  People purchase peanuts.

Quilting-bee queens quickly quiet quails.  Quarantined quibbling quackers quickly quiet.

Rabbits run rampant.  Robert requests refreshments.

Silly seals steamroll stalled stallions, snorting soundly.  Six stallions stomp successively, surrounding such silly seal.

Tumblers take to the trapeze.  Three tall tents tower, taller than two tightropes, two trapezes, three tumblers.

Ursula untied ugly umbrellas.

Vexed Venetians volleyed violently.

Wondrous wide-eyed watchers wooed weighted-down wagons.

X-rays x-hausted Xena

Youngsters yelled, yanks yelped.

Zany Zelda’s zebras zigzagged.
© Juli Freda  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Tautogram

Perpendicular

Bothersome boats of pickles can sail away with their self inflated ideology. Whilst free-falling atoms can give a lovely fragrance at any time of the year. At any given moment it is wise to watch the clock. This will ascertain whether the seventeen mile ling purple frog is arriving. Belch of a horse fly then human lover. Delivery of a massive queue of bison in a Sunday array. They travel to picnic on vistas,steppes,and plateaus. Whenever a visitor is present the party of the self absorbed foetuses chortle. And much jeering heard from portly faces and large gutted horses. Yet the flowers planted will rise. As in an arranged garden. Such prowess. Such progress. Such outward progression. Appreciated by trees,fauna,and the occasional operatic tune of a cloud. Basing ones norms in a pan with mildew is unwelcome. And most hazardous are the suited booted lizard people who dwell in seas. Motionless static. Unhelpful. Monotonous. And very tedious. So buy twenty books and learn to balance accordingly. For literature contains knowledge. And supernatural oddities are as comforting as a fur cape in a cave. Biscuit faced men are really quite demonic. And often stare with glazed eyes after mixing with a great deal of sugar. Whilst bouncing knees resemble a craving for consumption of rye coloured cakes. Often rye colours are located in lavatories or luxurious vehicles. How marvellously enchanting the aromatic vision of a small quantity of pin people. Once placed never removed. Wounding not. But standing ground. Akin to ancient sites on scrolls. Take that economically inclined slug and place it on a congested pavement at once. Tailor made is the delivery. And fornicated are the once steel henchmen for they are now ice. And ice melts. Even. Eventually. Eventful. Events. Portly partridges. Pallor. Squander not a salopian swoon. Basicity. Xxxxx ha and I will take a pretty free vibrant froggy to a ball of nations. *** perpendicular. X.
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Sausage Mash and Peas

sausages mash and peas

Slowly climb the leaning tree and learn about leaves
Count them
Count the corners
The points
The colours
And when you have completed this climb back down but quickly this time
For this is a process of professionalism and professionalism is neither a professor picking potatoes and nor is it a pale portly peach in a pothole

A seasonal session is a lesson indeed
And when to amass such knowledge and gain such insight
Structures that know no surrounds are the enemy of the lines
Drawn out lines are a plan to cage
And taunt the chambers
And dwell in thin cabled networks of plasma

No controlled steam could grow a stem on a concrete path
And no wave could flow from a tap
And no free flowing river jet could burst out of a water spray
And in a jury clad case of fast measures it is best to be a frog
Leaping
At top speed
Especially when the case being heard is not a suitcase patterned open and shut one
It is a fact versus fiction
To whom should you place your beliefs then
Belly laughing buttoned buffoons
Bellowing

Oh and before the programme shuts it must be said that apples always follow pears into the food bags
For the comfort element
But oh no the screaming plasma of an electrified plant
But the kindness of the acacia berry is renowned for giving the electric a mild boot
Foreknown is not often a foregone conclusion and conclusions are neither a clinking chain nor are they a clapping chunk of pineapples in a picture window

So now all can see and smell the garden pollen, perhaps it is time for the just and dutiful cause of the lawnmower
To pull itself out from the dust and cobwebs and pull the grass out with such force that all windows break

Oh wow adjudicating ant is clapping wildly in fur surrounds

Z Formicidae Z at 40 round beetles kicking a stone into a puddle to 18 wild and infruiated beads of corn
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