Mellow Musings

I’ve never really seen a toad sitting on a toadstool. A cheating mushroom farmer has bad morel character. I wonder what your life is like if that’s what you call fun, gus? Edible, yes, but some will kill and others make you mellow. Not your favorite? Be a good spore, don’t make a fuss. I’m kind of guessing portobello was a portly fellow. I don’t know who could live in those; there doesn’t seem to be mush room. Shiitake is the trash-mouthed one who has bad takes and fumes.