Piss Poems

Take a piss

Oooh yeah, finally I get to piss 
I've been turned up all night
Trying to shake off this girl
And she couldn't leave me for a sec 

If it were up to her she'd have followed me here
Saying I might disappear on her like the others do
She almost took my drink for me
I told her I've got

The sunlight through piss and pain

Some places you don’t write about. You survive them.

Frost on the telly, piss on the stairs,
Smells like bleach, burnt foil, and prayers.
Boiler’s gone. Sockets dead.
Someone’s screaming. Someone bled.

Tinfoil wings fill every bin,
Ashtrays stacked with yesterday’s sin.
Fridge blows air. The kitchen’s grave—
Nothing left, and none to save.

Upstairs she rocks a silent kid,
Eyes like glass, ribs half-hid.
Skin

Memory of Allys

Ammonia-ed clumps of damp, dunged straw
forked onto her cold barrow, then rolled outside.
Across the field where her ninety pounds
thrust up the dray atop a mulching mound! 
Nineteen times before the sour dregs 
are swallowed by the day.
Bowed tendons stripe her calloused palms with pain. 
She racks each open with a metal comb 
to rake her

Moth Piss

this virus eats clothes
has exposed our "leaders" 
the ones we elected
the ones that refuse to work
for the working man 

one side wants to exile us to virus island
puff adder the panic
watch the economy tank
get people angry
play politics with 
our broken string minds
shank us on the sly...
the other side wants us to go about our business
to

Steak Is Great

Today I cooked some steaks, 
I do believe steak is great,
I don't care what vegans say,
Maybe they should all piss off today!
Just kidding, believe what you like, I say,
I am cooking great steaks today!
No need to fuss, hold the bus,
Signed, one of the 'carnivores are us'!

Piss

Piss


I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, 
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'

Anty na look at my side and talk say,
You this child;
You can not come and kill me in this school,
Now correct yourself in good

Boudain's Funeral Cold Piss With Dan Quayle In Drag

brocoli rob
smoke the hemp
the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand
I couldn't cry over Bourdain
tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late
a Chinese man was in the alley taking a pee pee
just after elder Bush touched some bush he gets in trouble again
this time was his

Drank Cold Piss

Drank Cold Piss
cold you believe this
that day I drank cold piss
it was the night after a party
had drank all my beer was fiending
nothing was left but a few Milwaukee Best cans
so I took a sip but to no avail it was piss
feeling swirled within my head like I was the walking dead
who could I have

Piss Poem B

Early morning
I get a pissy look
from a worn-out moon.
Off to work
From a pissy guard booth
I get a pissy look. 
Next. I get a pissy look from the supervisor.
Who got a pissy look from the manager.
Who got a pissy look from God..I presume.

Lunch time, an old woman baking minimum wage.
Serving food to a thousand pissy faces.
Her

Diamonds and Piss

If they toss coal and glass.
Just chew it up and spit it out.
Every now and again you'll even find a diamond. 
Laying infinite shine to your soul smile.

So, when they sling those hateful things.
At the stained-glass window of your being.
You can clean your caliber and hone your cutlery.
or spit back a fountain of jagged love.
If

Bottled Piss

There is no way I would buy beer,
none of the brands that are brewed here.
How can you drink any of this?
American beer, bottled piss.

I’ll list any domestic brand
It’s so easy to understand
It’s gassy, yellow, and tasteless.
American beer, bottled piss.

They don’t care any way it’s brewed
Companies are selfish and rude.
Do you think they care about this?
American

Ode To the Poet Who Writes Only To Piss People Off

All hail to thee love, your swave "eh" intrigues me.
Your embattlements stack like wet cordwood
upon the pile of used newspapers in my outhouse,
making the use of a corn cob most appealing.
I feel the need of purification, rejuvenation by fire.
Like holding a match under your out stretched eyelid
or maybe, just maybe sweeter, a cold sore
on the

Piss and Vinegar

piss & vinegar

“the kid’s gonna be full of
piss & vinegar,”
they might say,
when gathered round in a 
family function &
watching the little one run amok,
or they might see her/him throw a ball &
deduct that the kid will certainly be a 
famous football player,
or when the little one whines,
suddenly the rock star is born---
all of this resides

A Full of Piss

The growth is natural but the efforts have progress. 
How professional a person is, intellect seems when a matter has discuss?
Physically or mentally, human has same level, 
other matter, who is developed or miss. 
Sex, anger, greed, affection or pride,
Natural factors, designing everyone’s life,
How a mind sharp or a soul is kind?
Reserve nature or socialization

Piss and Puke In the Pews Free Cee

RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION 

I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine
For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine
And so I  came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what I had awoken to
But my deepest regret is that I

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