Piss Poems - Poems about Piss

Ammonia-ed clumps of damp, dunged straw forked onto her cold barrow, then rolled outside. Across the field where her ninety pounds thrust up the dray atop a mulching mound! Nineteen times before the sour dregs are swallowed by the day. Bowed tendons stripe her calloused palms with pain. She racks each open with a metal comb to rake her...

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this virus eats clothes has exposed our "leaders" the ones we elected the ones that refuse to work for the working man one side wants to exile us to virus island puff adder the panic watch the economy tank get people angry play politics with our broken string minds shank us on the sly... the other side wants us to go about our business to...

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Today I cooked some steaks, I do believe steak is great, I don't care what vegans say, Maybe they should all piss off today! Just kidding, believe what you like, I say, I am cooking great steaks today! No need to fuss, hold the bus, Signed, one of the 'carnivores are us'!...

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Piss I tell missy for class say; Aunty, i want to go and piss Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, Auty coman get angry and get up and shout 'Class if i hear pim again' Anty na look at my side and talk say, You this child; You can not come and kill me in this school, Now correct yourself in good...

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brocoli rob smoke the hemp the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand I couldn't cry over Bourdain tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late a Chinese man was in the alley taking a pee pee just after elder Bush touched some bush he gets in trouble again this time was his...

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Drank Cold Piss cold you believe this that day I drank cold piss it was the night after a party had drank all my beer was fiending nothing was left but a few Milwaukee Best cans so I took a sip but to no avail it was piss feeling swirled within my head like I was the walking dead who could I have...

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Early morning I get a pissy look from a worn-out moon. Off to work From a pissy guard booth I get a pissy look. Next. I get a pissy look from the supervisor. Who got a pissy look from the manager. Who got a pissy look from God..I presume. Lunch time, an old woman baking minimum wage. Serving food to a thousand pissy faces. Her...

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If they toss coal and glass. Just chew it up and spit it out. Every now and again you'll even find a diamond. Laying infinite shine to your soul smile. So, when they sling those hateful things. At the stained-glass window of your being. You can clean your caliber and hone your cutlery. or spit back a fountain of jagged love. If...

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There is no way I would buy beer, none of the brands that are brewed here. How can you drink any of this? American beer, bottled piss. I’ll list any domestic brand It’s so easy to understand It’s gassy, yellow, and tasteless. American beer, bottled piss. They don’t care any way it’s brewed Companies are selfish and rude. Do you think they care about this? American...

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All hail to thee love, your swave "eh" intrigues me. Your embattlements stack like wet cordwood upon the pile of used newspapers in my outhouse, making the use of a corn cob most appealing. I feel the need of purification, rejuvenation by fire. Like holding a match under your out stretched eyelid or maybe, just maybe sweeter, a cold sore on the...

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piss & vinegar “the kid’s gonna be full of piss & vinegar,” they might say, when gathered round in a family function & watching the little one run amok, or they might see her/him throw a ball & deduct that the kid will certainly be a famous football player, or when the little one whines, suddenly the rock star is born--- all of this resides...

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The growth is natural but the efforts have progress. How professional a person is, intellect seems when a matter has discuss? Physically or mentally, human has same level, other matter, who is developed or miss. Sex, anger, greed, affection or pride, Natural factors, designing everyone’s life, How a mind sharp or a soul is kind? Reserve nature or socialization...

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RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine And so I came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what I had awoken to But my deepest regret is that I...

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Suzy Baker was genuine white trash Scorning fiercely, her teeth ready to flash. Fending her homemade trailer park jungle Dodging her dark and imminent funeral! Lucy Walker was a pretty lady Smiling friendly her lips always ready, Living quiet in lovely suburbia Meeting non-whites with xenophobia. Why did the potter create them this way? Was it because there were two types of clay? One forged...

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The taste of this piss Just to prove myself to him An older brother...

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