Best Piss Poems

brocoli rob
smoke the hemp
the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand
I couldn't cry over Bourdain
tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late
a Chinese man was in the alley taking a pee pee
just after elder Bush touched...

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The taste of this piss
Just to prove myself to him
An older brother...

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All hail to thee love, your swave "eh" intrigues me.
Your embattlements stack like wet cordwood
upon the pile of used newspapers in my outhouse,
making the use of a corn cob most appealing.
I feel the need of purification, rejuvenation by fire.
Like holding a match under your out...

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Walking through the guarded gate and onto my children’s school grounds, the impact of the 
80mm and 120mm mortars crashing to earth caused me to pause. When you couple this with 
the repetitive thrumming of the 50 caliber machine gun and the acoustics on the...

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Suzy Baker was genuine white trash
Scorning fiercely, her teeth ready to flash.
Fending her homemade trailer park jungle
Dodging her dark and imminent funeral!

Lucy Walker was a pretty lady
Smiling friendly her lips always ready,
Living quiet in lovely suburbia
Meeting non-whites with xenophobia.

Why did the potter create them this...

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If they toss coal and glass.
Just chew it up and spit it out.
Every now and again you'll even find a diamond. 
Laying infinite shine to your soul smile.

So, when they sling those hateful things.
At the stained-glass window of your being.
You can clean your caliber and...

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The growth is natural but the efforts have progress. 
How professional a person is, intellect seems when a matter has discuss?
Physically or mentally, human has same level, 
other matter, who is developed or miss. 
Sex, anger, greed, affection or pride,
Natural factors, designing everyone’s life,
How a...

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Your full of piss and vinegar
My dad used to say
I don't want to smell like pee
To my mother I'd cry my way

Since I wouldn't use the toilet
The pee turned to vinegar over time
This is how my dad potty trained me
It still works on grandchildren of...

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Early morning
I get a pissy look
from a worn-out moon.
Off to work
From a pissy guard booth
I get a pissy look. 
Next. I get a pissy look from the supervisor.
Who got a pissy look from the manager.
Who got a pissy look from God..I presume.

Lunch time, an old...

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Little munchkin dweeb
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Piss


I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, 
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'

Anty na look at my side and talk say,
You this child;
You can not come...

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There is no way I would buy beer,
none of the brands that are brewed here.
How can you drink any of this?
American beer, bottled piss.

I’ll list any domestic brand
It’s so easy to understand
It’s gassy, yellow, and tasteless.
American beer, bottled piss.

They don’t care any way it’s brewed
Companies...

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Your validations eradicated from the goodness of a nightmare
You may wonder outside of the box
But you will soon be greeted by the face of a wall (the sign of a new box)
No one Truly thinks ouside the Box for you see...

(once you do, you'll relize...

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piss & vinegar

“the kid’s gonna be full of
piss & vinegar,”
they might say,
when gathered round in a 
family function &
watching the little one run amok,
or they might see her/him throw a ball &
deduct that the kid will certainly be a 
famous football player,
or when the little...

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Ammonia-ed clumps of damp, dunged straw
forked onto her cold barrow, then rolled outside.
Across the field where her ninety pounds
thrust up the dray atop a mulching mound! 
Nineteen times before the sour dregs 
are swallowed by the day.
Bowed tendons stripe her calloused palms with pain. 
She...

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