Jeffry Cohan Poet Monorhyme

Piss and Puke In the Pews Free Cee

RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION 

I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine
For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine
And so I  came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what I had awoken to
But my deepest regret is that I didn’t awake being anyone but me, anyone else including you
Because the most difficult job in the world is being me and there ain’t no paycheck at the end of the week 
So it’s okay if Christ himself yearns to vomit on me or had taken a leak
For the things I’ve done cannot be described by the spoken words which I may say
Horrid and horrible crimes against man and nature for which I must thusly pay
Or the imbecilic statements I might utter
Words spat out with not a stutter
So that which my savior does is simply payment for the horrid and horrible acts for which I deserve such retribution
And alas,,  it’s justifiable that Jesus made me awake to his most righteous contribution
      © 2011.…Phreepoetree  ~free cee!~

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Kim Merryman December 26, 2011 at 10:20 AM You are greatly mistaken, Jeffry. Jesus would never do that to you or anyone. He loved you enough to die for you. Even the vilest sinner can come to Christ and be forgiven, reborn. God Bless. Kim