Piss and Puke In the Pews Free Cee

RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine And so I came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what I had awoken to But my deepest regret is that I didn’t awake being anyone but me, anyone else including you Because the most difficult job in the world is being me and there ain’t no paycheck at the end of the week So it’s okay if Christ himself yearns to vomit on me or had taken a leak For the things I’ve done cannot be described by the spoken words which I may say Horrid and horrible crimes against man and nature for which I must thusly pay Or the imbecilic statements I might utter Words spat out with not a stutter So that which my savior does is simply payment for the horrid and horrible acts for which I deserve such retribution And alas,, it’s justifiable that Jesus made me awake to his most righteous contribution © 2011.…Phreepoetree ~free cee!~