Take a piss

Oooh yeah, finally I get to piss 
I've been turned up all night
Trying to shake off this girl
And she couldn't leave me for a sec 

If it were up to her she'd have followed me here
Saying I might disappear on her like the others do
She almost took my drink for me
I told her I've got two hands, I can handle it 

I'm so uptight,it feels like I'm about to burst
And not exactly what I'd have wanted
It had made me have a long hard-on
And the ladies were blushing, thinking they'd done it 

I've been standing long here it just keeps going
It's like the gates were opened 
And damn am I relieved
Cause I don't think I could keep this in 

Lemmi just flick it one more time
And roll it back in nicely
Cause it's just past midnight 
I've got the whole night to rave on 

The PO£T
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