Short Piss Poems
Short Piss Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Piss by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Piss by length and keyword.
A Short Poem
Piss on you...
should have moved!...
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Categories:
piss, cute,
Form:
I do not know?
Iowa Caucuses 2020
No Piss up,
no brewery....
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Categories:
piss, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Piss
The taste of this piss
Just to prove myself to him
An older brother...
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Categories:
piss, brother
Form:
Haiku
Unemployment
How dare this notion
Bury with green the last roots
And piss off a rose!...
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Categories:
piss, father,
Form:
Haiku
Cat Nap
by the toilet
he catching zzzs
ears twitch
while catching beads of piss...
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Categories:
piss, cat,
Form:
Free verse
Philosophizing
"philosophizing"
agog
a god
a dog
taking
a piss
as if
Diogenes...
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Categories:
piss, color,
Form:
Free verse
Downtrodden
life is a bitch
god is evil
the universe was created to house and piss off his enemies...
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Categories:
piss, abuse, universe,
Form:
Alliteration
Downtrodden
life is a bitch
god is evil
the universe was created to house and piss off his enemies...
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Categories:
piss, abuse, universe,
Form:
Alliteration
Balzac
Balzac writing
the night away
and taking a long piss
into the 19th century
chamber pot...
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Categories:
piss, books, fun, old, writing,
Form:
Tanka
Computers
Some hot breathe beneath?
Can hell teach me heaven?
Can keypads piss me off?
Yes,
And yes....
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Categories:
piss, computer-internet, me,
Form:
Free verse
Multi Talented
I've come to realize a multi talent of mine.
I can talk and piss you off at the very same time....
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Categories:
piss, people,
Form:
Rhyme
This Is How My Dog Pees
"This is mine, and this is mine, and so is this,"
Says my unfixed dog, Willy, on all he does piss....
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Categories:
piss, dog, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Politics and Voters: Sometimes
if...
'all is well'
that...
ends 'well'
it's...
'pessimism'
as...
piss-him-ism
stan sand...
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Categories:
piss, abuse, confusion, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
Follow the Rules
Gentlemen:
Try not to miss
when you kiss
The same holds true
when you piss...
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Categories:
piss, analogy, kiss,
Form:
Rhyme
Emotions
Emotions are like piss,
They pass through your body, and, more often than not, they are surplus to requirements....
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Categories:
piss, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Demented Souls
Disoriented
Demented souls
Masquerading in flesh
Slumped in dank doorways
Marinated in spirits
Soaked in piss....
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Categories:
piss, life, lonely,
Form:
Prose
Wind
Piss and wind
Blow in the night
Flowing down stream
Piss and wind
As the wind blows, the piss flows
And a man is relieved...
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Categories:
piss, angst,
Form:
Lyric
Fighting
"you brought a sword?
I'll shoot you in the head to piss off your destiny character"
---Princesses The Great year 1---...
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Categories:
piss, funny,
Form:
Free verse
When It Comes
I will call for my care-giver,
ramble. Apologize for the piss.
Tremble at the thought,
cling to hope -
disgrace myself,
just as you will....
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Categories:
piss, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Easy and Free Prescription-W
Piss over a dog bite
It helps to heal wound quickly
Adding salt to wound
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Sixth Placement
Contest: Redneck Psalms...
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Categories:
piss, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Rented Beds
In piss-stained linens
and rented beds
they lay.
Grasping straws
of forgotten places
in time.
Begging the touch
of a spouse
long dead....
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Categories:
piss, hurt, sad,
Form:
I do not know?
Why, Are You Walking Alone, Madam,
Why, are you walking alone, madam,
Although you are such sexy chick?
But, Eve replied:-please, piss off, Adam,
With all your tasteless stupid jinks!...
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Categories:
piss, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Ivories
I’ve a serious inkling to thinking
Which I do in the morning whilst tinkling
Oh no! What is this?
Is he talking of piss?
“No, just playing the piano,” said winking...
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Categories:
piss, funny, imagination, parody,
Form:
Limerick
Starfarting
luke was doing shots at the sky bar
while hans passed out between stars
r2d2 took a spinning piss
leia blew chunks in the mist
chewbacca pushed out a dingle and fart...
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Categories:
piss, space, voyage, wind,
Form:
Limerick
To Your Greatness
Unique, oh you are so
Let the red carpet roll before
We have to hear you droll
On and on
About how great you
Are-
PoetLaureat
You’re greatness to me is
Like stale piss in my car...
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Categories:
piss, heart,
Form:
Blank verse