Short Piss Poems

Piss on you...

should have moved!...

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No Piss up,
no brewery....

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The taste of this piss
Just to prove myself to him
An older brother...

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How dare this notion
Bury with green the last roots
And piss off a rose!...

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by the toilet 
he catching zzzs
ears twitch 
while catching beads of piss...

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"philosophizing"


agog
a god
a dog

taking 
a piss
as if 

Diogenes...

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life is a bitch
god is evil
the universe was created to house and piss off his enemies...

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life is a bitch
god is evil
the universe was created to house and piss off his enemies...

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Balzac writing 
the night away
and taking a long piss
into the 19th century
chamber pot...

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Some hot breathe beneath?
Can hell teach me heaven?
Can keypads piss me off?
Yes,
And yes....

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I've come to realize a multi talent of mine.
I can talk and piss you off at the very same time....

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"This is mine, and this is mine, and so is this,"
Says my unfixed dog, Willy, on all he does piss....

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if...
'all is well'
that...
ends 'well'

it's...
'pessimism'
as...
piss-him-ism

stan sand...

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Gentlemen:
     Try not to miss
       when you kiss

    The same holds true
       when you piss...

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Foetus

The fluid existing around the foetus in 
the womb contains 
bacon fat, limes, and 
bat piss.
...

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Emotions are like piss,
They pass through your body, and, more often than not, they are surplus to requirements....

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Disoriented
Demented souls
Masquerading in flesh
Slumped  in dank doorways
Marinated in spirits
Soaked in piss....

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Piss and wind
Blow in the night
Flowing down stream

Piss and wind
As the wind blows, the piss flows
And a man is relieved...

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"you brought a sword?
 I'll shoot you in the head to piss off your destiny character"

---Princesses The Great year 1---...

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I will call for my care-giver,
ramble.  Apologize for the piss.
Tremble at the thought,
cling to hope -
disgrace myself,
just as you will....

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Piss over a dog bite
It helps to heal wound quickly
Adding salt to wound

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Sixth Placement
Contest: Redneck Psalms...

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In piss-stained linens
and rented beds 
they lay.

Grasping straws 
of forgotten places
in time.

Begging the touch
of a spouse
long dead....

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Take Take Take

Taking a Crap
Is More Important
Than Taking Your Blood Pressure.

Now I'm Just
Taking a Piss.

-Gray Squirrel

05-15-2025...

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Why, are you walking alone, madam,
Although you are such sexy chick?
But, Eve replied:-please,  piss off, Adam,
With all your tasteless stupid jinks!...

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There are guys who need assistance
To assume the standing “piss-stance”
Others hold their own
Standing all alone
They just can’t hit it from a distance
...

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