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Premium Member SPECIAL ALLEN KING RECRUITING MY GANGSTER DISCIPLES PIMP COUSIN

YES VERNON KING PIMP TERRORISTS THREATS VIOLENT GANG MEMBERS ARRIVED TO MY HOME IN FORT MYERS ACTUALLY TAKING PHOTOS FROM MY TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY CLAIM IN ORDER TO DEFRAUD MORGAN COLLINS AND GILBERT HE'S A PIMP DOMESTIC BATTERER OF RAMSEY COUNTY MINNESOTO TERRORIST THREATS GANGSTER DISCIPLE MEMBER NOT SURPRISED CORRUPT ALLEN KING WOULD GATHER GANG MEMBERS TO HARM ME MY PHOTOS WERE TAKEN BY VILES AND ELLIS LAW FIRM PROGRESSIVE AND ALLSTATE HE TOOK THEM TO CREATE A CON TO DEFRAUD MORGAN LAW GROUP BACH OFF ALLEN CODE WORD YOUR SLEEPER AGENTS HAS BEEN ACTIVATED YOU ARE SCUM YOU WILL NEVER PERPUTRTATE FRAUD AGAINST MY GRANDFATHER CPL. ROOSEVELT KING WW11 ROME SAINT SEBASTIAN CHURCH 1944 NOR MY FATHER OR MYSELF YOU ARE SAD SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR

Premium Member POTUS-pimp of the United States

The Oval Office looks gaudy 
And outshines the King of Saudi
Trump’s ugly deco
Gives off an echo 
Of a bordello that’s bawdy

Nookie Bookie

When business went
from bad to worse
and the Nookie Bookie
(a pimp)
with a curse
saw the number of customers'
trousers drop
he took umbrage
at an advertisement in the press
inserted by the local knocking shop
(where pleasure is a business)
which was seen to say...
RED LIGHT SPECIAL
Too many hookers spoil the brothel
Gentlemen
today's the day you're in luck
2 for the price of 1
more BANG for your buck!


Premium Member For a Moment I was a Broke Furniture Moving Pimp

Fresh out of high school,
strong in body but dense in the head.
I once worked as a furniture mover.
 The company was owned by a friend.
One time, he and I worked twenty hours straight.
At 5 bucks/per, I felt like Tony Montana in Scarface.

Afterwards, I was invited to a speakeasy  
to play a little after-hours poker.
The warm beer was flowing for free.
Well, you know the rest.
I was busted in less time than it takes a robin
to preen his orange velvet vest.
My boss won all of my hard-earned mint.

Although I didn't have a license 
Drunk bossman let me drive his sweet Oldsmobile '88 home.
Though smokey-eyed and flat broke. 
I still was a happy little blue-collar pimp.

Atipical Woman reckless eyeballing

In the Movie
" lausia Seek Who Ah"

a Damesel in distress and her lover
are in a cave tied to the wall
with gold chaiins.
The woman loosenes herself
from the chains and stands
 before her lover. Before they
could speak a Dark Bearded top hat
wearing man in a black cape
and tight pants appeared.
The woman began saying
"leave him be: you fouled person"
the Cape wearing guy began
laughing: "ha:ha:ha< you
refuse to tell him.
the golden chained hero guy
say's tell me what.
"Ha:Ha:ha!" She is my lover
you stocky freak
who's Disk Funk Cional and
seeks love in vain.
Pasion, he spoke bring yourself to me.
She stood and looked around and
staring the guy in the
face she walked to the cape wear villan
to stand beside him.
Kiss me might he crumble
in dispair.
She kissed him, and said
to thehero type pperson,
might you crumble that I
have not what you need
to be your lover.
"Ha,ha,ha" the villan spoke
and now she is my
vecson, might we be
vile together!"

Premium Member the pimp and his customer

Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid


Premium Member Pimp-Kins

They dressed them in chiffon and gossamer threads and called them "Pimp-kins"

Premium Member Pimp Who Won the Primary Posthumously

.
          No doubt
      God looks after
    Even sin city- Vegas

   From oldest profession;
   Politics’ newest victim;
   Brothel King: Dennis Hof
.
  When comes to profession
   Prostitution is the oldest
   Politics or pimping is next
  (I disagree with Charles III)

    So what is the context ?
    In Vegas...
    A pimp wins the election
    But, it is after his death .
.
     What happens in Vegas..
     Stays in Vegas...as said
.
The celebrity pimp got seduced
     by guess what..Politics
      and got consumed
      But after winning...
     Never a loser - Dennis Hof.. 
He turned out to be a good cock
.
Guess his guardian angels told him
      Hof, Stay here...don’t move
You happened in Vegas. you stay in Vegas
We invested in a pimp.  Politics is a bad bet

The Blind In Streets

To The Begging Blind
Be squarely kind:
The ones walking our streets lined
But also those doing it singly
And sort of acting kingly!

The Blind also battling with a limp
And The Ones who seem A Pimp,
Never them to a halt grind
Nor to a spot with stories bind;
In their front leading, not behind
Their guide pretend you’d signed
And their alms release like one fined …

With The Begging Blind
Deal with an open mind.

Pimp Or Die

I have a stalker that I love, I should be in church but I'm in the club, I think the attention is like a drug to my self confidence,  yeah I know that's supposed to be autonomous, whenever I need to feel love or get lost in the moment, I know you are down because you're my biggest proponent, I act like I'm not interested to see how far you let me take it, then you turn on the charm and to myself I say might don't make it, once again I wake up next to my number one fan, it's been seven years & don't ask me because I still don't understand, maybe I don't have a stalker I'm just seeing competitive spirit, or maybe I'm in a relationship but refuse to endear it

Pimp Your Ride

whether a dog
cargo three 
wheeler or
a simple get
me around
if needed
feed it

my brother
in law
after having
double knee
surgery refused
to be put
down

customized
four tires over
sized for out
side and in
back had on
added
holders

the left
held his
fishing rod
the right
held his
shot gun
up front

two beverage
holders both
for beer
but now
as i get
older
i

hear my
knees crack
feel my feet
ache and my
back bends
primately
forward

what 
to look
forward to
envisioning
what my ride
might
be

i
see
epiphany
taking my
ride out for
an aboriginal
vision walk about

Pimp a Butterfly

Pimp A Butterfly
 Told Her Inside the Womb 
which was the Cacoon
 Was Her Wings to Bloom
 Instead of seeing the Invisible Wings
 she was stuck in a Physical Belief 
Of not seeing the Visible Physique
 of the Material Feats
 Not seeing the Miracle Underneath
 The Spiritual Unleashed
 The Roots in the Tree with Leaves & Leafs 
with the Fruits to Release
 Searching for Treasures & Pleasures
 of Earthly Peace 
That Beautiful isn't just Skin 
Deep Of the Soul the Rose The Gold inside that's Free 
Freaks of Nature 
I showed her the Gold of the Beast
 which is Me 
But you must Accept Defeat 
of being Unique
 Some never let their Wings Speak 
because of Awkwardness it's Reaps
 So make Room to Flee 
So don't  Elude to Creep 
Move like the Trees 
Swoon with Relief 
To Moon to be Free
 Be a Balloon through the Winds Teeth 
Eagles Swoops without Fleece
 She'll still loose Sleep 
Until she finds the Truth Underneath

Pimp-Luscious

I got a bad case of the avian flu
It's a bad case and the prescription is you
There's a bird out there that's gotten me
That writes mad rhymes to a Rotten T

Premium Member Pimp My Ride

a mispelled word is like a dent
in a poem
words that don't rhyme ruin
the decorum
mistakes are no different
there like a scratch in the paint
if your serious about writing 
don't use the word "aint"
extreemly bad taste can be worse 
than a scar
profain and foul language
stain just like tar
dull and depressing
the dust of disdain
what message of wisdom
by reading was gained
don't blimish the finish
polish each word
poetry driven respectfully
may soon one day be heard

Premium Member The Princess and the Pimp

A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared to profit from her,
but Penelope quipped, “Poppycock! I’m a capitalistic entrepreneur!”


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