Pimp Poems

POTUS-pimp of the United States

The Oval Office looks gaudy 
And outshines the King of Saudi
Trump’s ugly deco
Gives off an echo 
Of a bordello that’s bawdy 

Nookie Bookie

When business went
from bad to worse
and the Nookie Bookie
(a pimp)
with a curse
saw the number of customers'
trousers drop
he took umbrage
at an advertisement in the press
inserted by the local knocking shop
(where pleasure is a business)
which was seen to say...
RED LIGHT SPECIAL
Too many hookers spoil the brothel
Gentlemen
today's the day you're in luck
2 for the price of 1
more BANG

VERNON KING THE GREATEST PIMP FROM MINNESOTA PIMP

VERNON KING THE GREATEST PIMP FROM CHICAGO TO RAMSEY COUNTY MINNESOTA QHERE HE GAVE A STRING OF WOMEN WORKING THE STREETS BY DAY BUT BY NIGHT THEY WORK IN BANKS SWINDLING CUSTMERS EMBEZZLING FUNDS FOR MR KING THEY LANDED TO MY HOME STRANDED AFTER MY TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY HE NEEDED CASH HE ACTUALLY TOOK MY

Part-Time-OG-Dog Training-Pimp

Written By:  D. Collins 10/3/24



Drop your pup off somewhere around eight.
By the time you get off, they'll sit, stay, and lay.
Come out to my office, out there on the beach.
"Sunbrellas" all around connected to a puppy leash.


A Part-Time-OG-Dog Training-Pimp.
Is my part-time job in my retirement.
Blending with people and just being myself.
Soaking up the sun,

Sparkling Pimp

Fresh out of high school,
strong in body but dense in the head.
I worked as a furniture mover
the company owned by a friend.
One time, him and I worked twenty hours straight
at 5 bucks/per, I felt like Tony Montana in Scarface.

Afterwords, I was invited to a speakeasy  
to play a little afterhours poker.
Well, you know the

Atipical Woman reckless eyeballing

In the Movie
" lausia Seek Who Ah"

a Damesel in distress and her lover
are in a cave tied to the wall
with gold chaiins.
The woman loosenes herself
from the chains and stands
 before her lover. Before they
could speak a Dark Bearded top hat
wearing man in a black cape
and tight pants appeared.
The woman began saying
"leave him be: you fouled

the pimp and his customer

Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid

Pimp-Kins

They dressed them in chiffon and gossamer threads and called them "Pimp-kins"

Pimp Who Won the Primary Posthumously

.
          No doubt
      God looks after
    Even sin city- Vegas

   From oldest profession;
   Politics’ newest victim;
   Brothel King: Dennis Hof
.
  When comes to profession
   Prostitution is the oldest
 

The Blind In Streets

To The Begging Blind
Be squarely kind:
The ones walking our streets lined
But also those doing it singly
And sort of acting kingly!

The Blind also battling with a limp
And The Ones who seem A Pimp,
Never them to a halt grind
Nor to a spot with stories bind;
In their front leading, not behind
Their guide pretend you’d signed
And their alms release

Pimp Or Die

I have a stalker that I love, I should be in church but I'm in the club, I think the attention is like a drug to my self confidence,  yeah I know that's supposed to be autonomous, whenever I need to feel love or get lost in the moment, I know you are down because

Pimp Your Ride

whether a dog
cargo three 
wheeler or
a simple get
me around
if needed
feed it

my brother
in law
after having
double knee
surgery refused
to be put
down

customized
four tires over
sized for out
side and in
back had on
added
holders

the left
held his
fishing rod
the right
held his
shot gun
up front

two beverage
holders both
for beer
but now
as i get
older
i

hear my
knees crack
feel my feet
ache and my
back bends
primately
forward

what 
to look
forward to
envisioning
what my ride
might
be

i
see
epiphany
taking my
ride out for
an aboriginal
vision

Pimp In a Fur Suit

on behalf of the little guy
deep behind enemy territory
welcome to the nameless republic
all good capitalists want a monopoly
all good physicians need you sick
the National Antidote Party broke down the door
I told them everything I know
so they let me off the meat hook
loosened my bindings and necktie
hammered nails in my head instead
powerful radio transmitter nails
don't get

Pimp a Butterfly

Pimp A Butterfly
 Told Her Inside the Womb 
which was the Cacoon
 Was Her Wings to Bloom
 Instead of seeing the Invisible Wings
 she was stuck in a Physical Belief 
Of not seeing the Visible Physique
 of the Material Feats
 Not seeing the Miracle Underneath
 The Spiritual Unleashed
 The Roots in the Tree with Leaves

Pimp-Luscious

I got a bad case of the avian flu
It's a bad case and the prescription is you
There's a bird out there that's gotten me
That writes mad rhymes to a Rotten T

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