The Princess and the Pimp

A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared to profit from her,
but Penelope quipped, “Poppycock! I’m a capitalistic entrepreneur!”


For john freeman's "Alliteration Poems Please Poetry Contest"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Inman Avatar
September 30, 2018 at 7:03 PM
The last line is wonderful. It made me chuckle. Enjoyed this.
Lovechild Avatar
February 27, 2015 at 6:37 PM
A perfect picture of pomp, preening and profit..a fun ride...
Davis Avatar
May 10, 2014 at 12:02 PM
Andrea This write is humorous, creative, fun, unique and puts a smile on my face and chuckle in my belly. Thank you for the awesome comment on my Cowboys poem. Hugs
Foster Avatar
September 14, 2011 at 10:10 PM
I almost missed this one. Love the rhythm , shades of Peter Piper! The last line is a hoot. smiles marg.
Onclaud Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 11:45 PM
i like this, andie..loads of smiling cheers to you for the amazing award!! :) huggs
Kendrick Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Exciting work with p's ..Congrats on your creation..Sara
Lucas Mcclure Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Congratulations on your well deserved win!!!!------Lori
Freeman Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Andrea, Thanks for the honor of reading your poem "The Princess and the Pimp" , I was honored by your worthy poetry. Congratulations on your place. Agape, Moses
Brown Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Moses' "Alliteration Poem Please" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 4:18 AM
hey Andrea congrats on your win, great ending ha ha ..David
Sweetheart Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 1:29 AM
Congrats Andrea on sweet success with this great Alliteration poetry my friend... luv..
Ramsdale Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 12:48 AM
A 5th place congratulations Andrea for your placement in John Freeman's Alliteration Poems Please contest. CR
Bailey Avatar
September 11, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Very creative!
Sumler Avatar
September 11, 2011 at 6:54 AM
alliterations allure! fanciful write Andrea! dont you know i love this style of writing; often in my poetry i experiment with the usage of play on words...yet i didnt enter this contest? humbug! best wishes: ) 4got to add, you've done one heck of a job with your theme and subject matter and befiiting title. you truly are an poetic artist!
Macmillan Avatar
September 10, 2011 at 7:05 AM
Girlfriend, you make me smile, ya do! I can't seem to write funny, all of a sudden. I do do funny. Funny is busy getting ready for Oktoberfest, I guess. Honest, we have the biggest Oktoberfest in Canada here in KW. Oompapa for 2 very long flipping weeks til I'm ready to grab the first pair of liderhosen and snap those puppies. E-I-E-I-E-I oh. You may need to be a local to get that. Loved the way you closed your poem, by the by! Should be tops! Hugs, Cyndi
Mister Roboto Avatar
September 10, 2011 at 1:08 AM
There was a time when I would have not liked this as much as I do now. You have opened my eyes to poetry. You have been busy writing and typing. This is a Great thing! Thank you.
Johnson Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 11:02 PM
I am going to have to try reading this one aloud. Great alliteration. Yes I am voting for the guy with Sinatra voice. (actually I never vote). He is wonderful as are the youngsters but they can try again. Joyce
Wesley Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Clever and so much fun! I hope you win with this Andrea.
Susan Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 5:46 PM
a funny write and great alliteration. love it!
Sweetheart Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 12:15 PM
oh that is rich Andrea.. and a very clever Alliteration poem for sure my friend... great story and flow luv.. super punch line ..good luck my friend..luv..
Fraser Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 11:25 AM
This poetry oozes class and so many ppppppppp's - wonderful Utah Babe, it's wonderful - have a terrific weekend :) smiles 4 U
Fraser Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 11:24 AM
This poetry oozes class and so many ppppppppp's - wonderful Utah Babe, it's wonderful - have a terrific weekend :) smiles 4 U
Horne Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 10:14 AM
LOL, I love this clever piece
Merryman Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 9:44 AM
This is great, Andrea! Very entertaining. Best wishes on the contest. Kim
Poet Avatar
September 9, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Very good Alliteration and humour here Andrea....enjoyed very much...best wishes:)
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