Best Pimp Poems
The Princess and the Pimp
A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared to profit from her,
but Penelope quipped, “Poppycock! I’m a capitalistic...
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Categories:
pimp, funny,
Form:
Alliteration
Pimp-Luscious
I got a bad case of the avian flu
It's a bad case and the prescription is you
There's a bird out there that's gotten me
That writes mad rhymes to a Rotten T...
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Categories:
pimp, allah,
Form:
Italian Sonnet
Pimp In a Fur Suit
on behalf of the little guy
deep behind enemy territory
welcome to the nameless republic
all good capitalists want a monopoly
all good physicians need you sick
the National Antidote Party broke down the door
I told them everything I know
so they let me off the meat hook
loosened my bindings and necktie
hammered nails in my head instead
powerful radio transmitter nails
don't get...
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Categories:
pimp, how i feel, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Pimp a Butterfly
Pimp A Butterfly
Told Her Inside the Womb
which was the Cacoon
Was Her Wings to Bloom
Instead of seeing the Invisible Wings
she was stuck in a Physical Belief
Of not seeing the Visible Physique
of the Material Feats
Not seeing the Miracle Underneath
The Spiritual Unleashed
The Roots in the Tree with Leaves...
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Categories:
pimp, art, deep, mystery, riddle,
Form:
Free verse
Pimp My Ride
a mispelled word is like a dent
in a poem
words that don't rhyme ruin
the decorum
mistakes are no different
there like a scratch in the paint
if your serious about writing
don't use the word "aint"
extreemly bad taste can be worse
than a scar
profain and foul language
stain just like tar
dull and depressing
the dust of disdain
what message of wisdom
by reading...
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Categories:
pimp, on writing and words,
Form:
Rhyme
Pimp the Pen
PUT THE PEN IN HAND.
SO YOU CAN FINISH THE THOUGHTS...
GOD HAS GIVEN YOU....
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Categories:
pimp, education, introspection, people, seasons,
Form:
Haiku
Trying To Be a Pimp
you keep telling wat you got
but really is what you got true
caused you keep bragging
and say that you smashing
but get over yourself
im not stupid
and im shownuf an`t dumb
so you better coming again
with what you saying
because you out of your mind
you probaly think thats cool
but really its just plain...
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Categories:
pimp, slam, teen, , cute,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Master Pimp Meets the Ultimate Red Neck
A man walks by in a gray polyester suit
He tells another man to call him Juice
The other man in bright orange hunter's clothes, he looks bold and brash
He tells Juice to call him Cold Hard Cash
They sit at the bus bench to discuss a new business they want to start
It...
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Categories:
pimp, funny, satire, song-red, business,
Form:
ABC
Pimp Who Won the Primary Posthumously
.
No doubt
God looks after
Even sin city- Vegas
From oldest profession;
Politics’ newest victim;
Brothel King: Dennis Hof
.
When comes to profession
Prostitution is the oldest
...
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Categories:
pimp, political,
Form:
Concrete
Pimp Or Die
I have a stalker that I love, I should be in church but I'm in the club, I think the attention is like a drug to my self confidence, yeah I know that's supposed to be autonomous, whenever I need to feel love or get lost in the moment, I know you are down because...
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Categories:
pimp, beautiful, best friend, black
Form:
Ballad
The Wife of a Pimp
Carmel skin beauty
Once a truly loving and kind woman
Until the streets found her and took her under.
Immediately turned this child into a money chasing crack fien.Ask her what her life
dream would be she would tell you "for daddy to make me his queen".
This is the making of a pimps wife
This little girl soon...
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Categories:
pimp, black african american, childhood,
Form:
the pimp and his customer
Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid...
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Categories:
pimp, corruption, friendship, humor, natural
Form:
Limerick
The Blind In Streets
To The Begging Blind
Be squarely kind:
The ones walking our streets lined
But also those doing it singly
And sort of acting kingly!
The Blind also battling with a limp
And The Ones who seem A Pimp,
Never them to a halt grind
Nor to a spot with stories bind;
In their front leading, not behind
Their guide pretend you’d signed
And their alms release...
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Categories:
pimp, care, health, image, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Pimp-Kins
They dressed them in chiffon and gossamer threads and called them "Pimp-kins"...
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Categories:
pimp, humor, sexy, word play,
Form:
Monoku
Pimp Your Ride
whether a dog
cargo three
wheeler or
a simple get
me around
if needed
feed it
my brother
in law
after having
double knee
surgery refused
to be put
down
customized
four tires over
sized for out
side and in
back had on
added
holders
the left
held his
fishing rod
the right
held his
shot gun
up front
two beverage
holders both
for beer
but now
as i get
older
i
hear my
knees crack
feel my feet
ache and my
back bends
primately
forward
what
to look
forward to
envisioning
what my ride
might
be
i
see
epiphany
taking my
ride out for
an aboriginal
vision...
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Categories:
pimp, muse,
Form: