Best Pimp Poems

A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared...

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I got a bad case of the avian flu
It's a bad case and the prescription is you
There's a bird out there that's gotten me
That writes mad rhymes to a Rotten T...

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on behalf of the little guy
deep behind enemy territory
welcome to the nameless republic
all good capitalists want a monopoly
all good physicians need you sick
the National Antidote Party broke down the door
I told them everything I know
so they let me off the meat hook
loosened my bindings and...

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a mispelled word is like a dent
in a poem
words that don't rhyme ruin
the decorum
mistakes are no different
there like a scratch in the paint
if your serious about writing 
don't use the word "aint"
extreemly bad taste can be worse 
than a scar
profain and foul language
stain just like...

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Pimp A Butterfly
 Told Her Inside the Womb 
which was the Cacoon
 Was Her Wings to Bloom
 Instead of seeing the Invisible Wings
 she was stuck in a Physical Belief 
Of not seeing the Visible Physique
 of the Material Feats
 Not seeing the Miracle Underneath
...

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PUT THE PEN IN HAND.

SO YOU CAN FINISH THE THOUGHTS...

GOD  HAS  GIVEN  YOU....

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you keep  telling wat you got 
but really is what you got true
caused you keep bragging 
and say that you smashing 
but get over yourself

im not stupid 
and im shownuf an`t dumb
so you better coming again 
with what you saying
because you out of your...

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A man walks by in a gray polyester suit 
He tells another man to call him Juice 
The other man in bright orange hunter's clothes, he looks bold and brash 
He tells Juice to call him Cold Hard Cash 
They sit at the bus bench...

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.
          No doubt
      God looks after
    Even sin city- Vegas

   From oldest profession;
   Politics’ newest victim;
   Brothel King: Dennis Hof
.
  When...

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Carmel skin beauty
Once a truly  loving and kind woman
Until the streets found her and took her under.
Immediately turned this child into a money chasing crack fien.Ask her what her life 
dream would be she would tell you "for daddy to make me his queen".

This...

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I have a stalker that I love, I should be in church but I'm in the club, I think the attention is like a drug to my self confidence,  yeah I know that's supposed to be autonomous, whenever I need to feel love or get...

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Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid...

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whether a dog
cargo three 
wheeler or
a simple get
me around
if needed
feed it

my brother
in law
after having
double knee
surgery refused
to be put
down

customized
four tires over
sized for out
side and in
back had on
added
holders

the left
held his
fishing rod
the right
held his
shot gun
up front

two beverage
holders both
for beer
but now
as i get
older
i

hear my
knees crack
feel my feet
ache and my
back...

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To The Begging Blind
Be squarely kind:
The ones walking our streets lined
But also those doing it singly
And sort of acting kingly!

The Blind also battling with a limp
And The Ones who seem A Pimp,
Never them to a halt grind
Nor to a spot with stories bind;
In their front...

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In the Movie
" lausia Seek Who Ah"

a Damesel in distress and her lover
are in a cave tied to the wall
with gold chaiins.
The woman loosenes herself
from the chains and stands
 before her lover. Before they
could speak a Dark Bearded top hat
wearing man in a black cape
and...

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