Pete Poems - Poems about Pete

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: "Make America Great Again" is his favorite shibboleth. He comes across as cocksure, cool and confident, but there are not many who think he's competent....

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Orgulous Pete was pompous and proud Declaring this and that and always loud Pontifical in every mighty endeavor Sad part is, he was not smart or clever ...

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Pirate Pete Pirate Pete sails his ship Across the seven seas, He`ll plunder loot and pillage And bring you to your knees. His fearsome ship the Mary Jane Named after both his wives, Their figure heads adorn the bow To protect the sailors lives. Three square rigged masts With sails as dark as night, The Jolly Rodger flies above And a crew that’s fit to fight. Vagabonds and...

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There was a boy named Pete His joy was to dance and sing He was rather tongue tied Despite he has plenty pride Dancing with two left feet...

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Panda Pete was an avid carnivore Devoured small birds, snakes, and wanted more Followed the Amazon River to Ecuador where he lived with a meat-eating matador these two had a great time shopping at a grocery store purchasing steaks, roasts, chicken, fish, meats galore....

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THREATS ON LICENCE PLATES AFTER CIRO GARGANO BLEW UP MY SKULL HIS FAMILY BEGAN EMBEZZLING FUNDS FROM A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT ON BEHALF OF MY TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY PETER DECIDED TO INVEST THE FUNDS INTO MYERLEE PHARMACIES MYERLEE BEVERAGES INC. UNTIL FRAUD INSURANCE FRAUD MEDICAL FRAUD WIRE FRAUD MAIL FRAUD REAL-ESTATE FRAUD EMERGED HE THEN DECIDED...

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There are pelican prints on this map the suspicious sea captain said. We all denied seeing a fowl using his desk, for we wanted our heads. He had a cutlass and was not afraid to use it on any of us. I know you know about Peter, he said. He’s an ornery cuss! Peter the Pelican is actually trying...

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Ms. Pete had the most interesting chair It had pizzazz, color, shape, and ready flair Eclectic like it, she knew what to wear We did not see the back until she climbed heaven’s stair The back was almost prettier than the front if you ask me Ms. Pete had an eye for fashion that went past whoopee We will miss her...

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My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink. He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and also googly eyes. On the day in question, he was on the morning shift but the night before, he'd drank a bottle...

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Swiggle Swoogle Pete thought he was neat A bully all the time, one cleet on one feet He made enemies all over, for he was not sweet The whole town was terrified of Swiggle Swoggle Pete Then a gal moved in who could not be beat Her pies were the best, her meat was easy to eat Tender and juicy, she...

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Being archeological students, we figured camping out would be great. I told my cousin, it’s a long ride to Chaco Canyon, let’s not be late. He knew my high interest in the Anasazi, he assured me he would go. Why he did not show up that night, I guess I will never know. It’s the day he disappeared, but...

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My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food and lot of legumes Where he shows up, a gaseous cloud looms Pete is kinda kinky When he makes a stinky He likes breathing in his odorous fumes Beth's twenty years married to...

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Train Disaster, East Palestine, Ohio Twenty days Ago. Pete Buttigieg- Where Are You? Doesn’t he care one bit if they eat. East Palestine,filled with poisons Hands swollen,crimson red from acid toxins So what if they cannot breathe? Who cares if carcinogens fill their lungs? Or, they have safe water to drink, not! The American President with Zelensky has glasses of champagne to clink. And a...

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Pistol Pete is Peaceful Peter now, Married life has altered him, and how. He used to be a honky tonker Always spoiling for a fight, Now he's always home with Mama And in bed by nine each night. It was a huge mistake to take that wedding vow. He had to give up hanging out with all the boys, And had to throw...

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Cattle rustler’s name - Persnickety Pete Never rustled, just lured cattle with treats For a rustler, a freak Pete was a real sneak If treats didn’t work, he’d pull a cow’s teats...

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