Swiggle Swaggle Pete

Swiggle Swoogle Pete thought he was neat A bully all the time, one cleet on one feet He made enemies all over, for he was not sweet The whole town was terrified of Swiggle Swoggle Pete Then a gal moved in who could not be beat Her pies were the best, her meat was easy to eat Tender and juicy, she enticed Swiggle Swoggle Pete Who had to turn a corner before he could marry his sweet. We never knew her name, but she threw out his cleet. She made him make apologies, she turned him into sweet. Now we have a new name for Swiggle Swoggle Pete. We call him the husband of that gal who is totally neat.