Short Pete Poems
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Pete Wells
send not out to ask for whom the truffle smells
it smells for he
if only 'twere allowed, to a reasonable degree.
One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber
Minnie loves to skinny dip
She jumps in the lake with a flip
Pete hot in pursuit
He jumps in too
But hit a rock and broke his hip
Kim Kardashian with Pete Davidson
Are frolicking in the tropical sun
Paparazzi take photos galore
Of ham hock round like T-rex dinosaur
There was a boy named Pete
His joy was to dance and sing
He was rather tongue tied
Despite he has plenty pride
Dancing with two left feet
a song of myself
Pete Townshend feed back squealing
caught in a mosh pit
There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed
Now he smells like butt and feet
There once was a guy named pete
Who find out there was nothing to eat
So he went to the shop
Bought a dozen mops
But then he forgot the receipt!
I once had a friend named Pete
Who never liked to wash his feet
Every time he removed his shoes
Your nose was bound to lose
Was foot powder obsolete?
he can
and stand
he love the drink
and think
he winks
his eyes sink
he breath from
under neat UNTIL HES WEAK
we call him
BEER DRINKING PETE
that gorgeous woman is looking at me Pete thinks
she remembers him from third grade
when he pulled her hair
and made her cry
he runs over to say hi
Orgulous Pete was pompous and proud
Declaring this and that and always loud
Pontifical in every mighty endeavor
Sad part is, he was not smart or clever
I once knew a pirate named Pete
There's nothing that he wouldn't eat
He once swallowed a whale
But then choked on the tail
And now he himself is dead meat
Despondent leopard could barely eat
He was missing his favorite cousin Pete
You have to shake it off his parents said.
But he had a feeling that Pete was dead.
There was a man named Round-About Pete
Who never walked beyond his own street
Coz when he tried to go
He’d walk a large O
Since he was born with two right feet
A pelican called Pete,
Whom tuna, would not eat;
Flew down to hot sand,
Some sand crabs to land,
Now Pete has some very blistered feet!
Pete Hegseth comes across as so slick
but he's really as dumb as a brick.
He's so out of his depth,
not to mention his breadth.
His sycophancy makes me go "Ick"!
Pete paced the floor
are you sure - scan
shows four ... Pete faints!
Any theme Than Bauk Contest
Sponsored by Charles Messina
1/28/19
Peter went to an Ivy League school
Now he writes on walls in latin so cool
Pete gets an A+
Not causing no fuss
No fuss no cussing just writing jewels
Flagship Shirley,
Her tea was always curly,
And she ran with Pedicure Pete,
Who sang a little ditty,
And wasn't very pretty,
And painted all the lips upon her feet.
Sammy wanted his uncle's attention
Uncle Pete adored him.
Took out his slingshot, thinking this would be hilarious
But this time it was not; he met a different Uncle Pete.
There once was a baseball player named Pete.
Who was the most famous man of one feat
In swinging at bad balls
he drew many cat call.
For in striking out he'd often repeat.
A randy old codger called Pete
His actions were quite indiscreet
His passionate whirl
With a sexy girl
Brought the patter of tiny feet!
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Have you heard of Peter McGuire?
There is no more prolific liar.
Pete comes from County Cork.
He is the biggest dork.
Did you see him with his pants on fire?
There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked St. Pete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”