Short Pete Poems
Short Pete Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pete by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pete by length and keyword.
Hall of Fame Bound
Shoeless Joe Jackson
and Charlie Hustle Pete Rose
reinstate them both...
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Categories:
pete, baseball,
Form:
Haiku
Pete and Repeat
You asked a question?
My soup mailbox is empty!
Click the coffee cup!...
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Categories:
pete, education
Form:
Haiku
Arguement
For the love of Pete
shut up and leave me alone
I have better things...
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Categories:
pete, anger,
Form:
Haiku
So Many Choices
Let's see: Bernie
Joe, Liz, or Pete
Which one best
ensures defeat?...
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Categories:
pete, leadership, loss, political,
Form:
Epigram
Free Paint Job
Pete parks his car
where the pigeons are
Auto turns white
overnight...
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Categories:
pete, car, color,
Form:
Light Verse
Poor Boy
A stick for a gun
a dead frog known as ‘Old Pete’
childhood is conquered
...
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Categories:
pete, poetry,
Form:
Senryu
Oh, My --
Pete used to eat a lot of alphabet soup
until he forgot how to spell poop...
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Categories:
pete, food, giggle,
Form:
Couplet
Iowa -- Caucus and Croak
Mr. Pete Buttigieg
lost his edge
His early bird victory
turned to fledge...
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Categories:
pete, loss, political, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Ball Head Pete
his heads clean
and he is mean
eating is his dreams
and he sleeps
on his feet
THATA
BALL HEAD PETE...
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Categories:
pete, adventure, inspirational,
Form:
Light Verse
Haiku--P
Pete Moss on the ground
is moist from the early dew
splendid coverall
Copyright McCuen 2009...
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Categories:
pete, nature
Form:
Haiku
Ballhead Pete
he love to talk
love to walk
got his own beat
pete loves to eat
do it on his feet
thats
BALLHEAD PETE...
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Categories:
pete, adventure, freedom,
Form:
Light Verse
Big Mouth Pete
he loves to talk
and he walks an walk
no doudt
run his mouth
he love to eat
has bad teeth
old
BIG MOUTH PETE...
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Categories:
pete, adventure, how i feel,
Form:
Light Verse
Per Se 3
Pete Wells
ask not for whom the smell tells
employment conditions
possibly related to a certain lack of inhibitions....
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Categories:
pete, absence,
Form:
Clerihew
Per Se 5 and Last
Pete Wells
send not out to ask for whom the truffle smells
it smells for he
if only 'twere allowed, to a reasonable degree....
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Categories:
pete, abuse,
Form:
Clerihew
Pete the Plumber
One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber...
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Categories:
pete, funny, humor, light,
Form:
Limerick
Kardashian and Davidson
Kim Kardashian with Pete Davidson
Are frolicking in the tropical sun
Paparazzi take photos galore
Of ham hock round like T-rex dinosaur...
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Categories:
pete, celebrity,
Form:
Clerihew
I'Ll Be Bach
a song of myself
Pete Townshend feed back squealing
caught in a mosh pit...
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Categories:
pete, muse,
Form:
Haiku
Stinky Pete
There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed
Now he smells like butt and feet...
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Categories:
pete, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Guy Who Forgot His Receipt
There once was a guy named pete
Who find out there was nothing to eat
So he went to the shop
Bought a dozen mops
But then he forgot the receipt!...
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Categories:
pete, children, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Toe Jam
I once had a friend named Pete
Who never liked to wash his feet
Every time he removed his shoes
Your nose was bound to lose
Was foot powder obsolete?...
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Categories:
pete, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Beer Drinking Pete
he can
and stand
he love the drink
and think
he winks
his eyes sink
he breath from
under neat UNTIL HES WEAK
we call him
BEER DRINKING PETE...
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Categories:
pete, adventure, fantasy,
Form:
Light Verse
She is Looking at Me
that gorgeous woman is looking at me Pete thinks
she remembers him from third grade
when he pulled her hair
and made her cry
he runs over to say hi...
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Categories:
pete, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Light Verse
Meat Pete the Pirate
I once knew a pirate named Pete
There's nothing that he wouldn't eat
He once swallowed a whale
But then choked on the tail
And now he himself is dead meat...
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Categories:
pete, food, humor,
Form:
Limerick
despondent Lion
Despondent leopard could barely eat
He was missing his favorite cousin Pete
You have to shake it off his parents said.
But he had a feeling that Pete was dead....
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Categories:
pete, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
Round-About Pete
There was a man named Round-About Pete
Who never walked beyond his own street
Coz when he tried to go
He’d walk a large O
Since he was born with two right feet...
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Categories:
pete, humorous, people,
Form:
Limerick