Short Pete Poems

Shoeless Joe Jackson
and Charlie Hustle Pete Rose
reinstate them both...

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You asked a question?
My soup mailbox is empty!  
Click the coffee cup!...

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For the love of Pete

shut up and leave me alone

I have better things...

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Let's see: Bernie
Joe, Liz, or Pete
   Which one best
   ensures defeat?...

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Pete parks his car
  where the pigeons are

Auto turns white
  overnight...

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A stick for a gun
a dead frog known as ‘Old Pete’
childhood is conquered
...

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Pete used to eat a lot of alphabet soup
 
     until he forgot how to spell poop...

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Mr. Pete Buttigieg
   lost his edge

His early bird victory
   turned to fledge...

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Pete Moss on the ground
is moist from the early dew
splendid coverall


Copyright McCuen 2009...

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his heads clean
and he is mean
eating is his dreams
and he sleeps
on his feet
THATA
BALL HEAD PETE...

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he love to talk
love to walk
got his own beat
pete loves to eat
do it on his feet
thats
BALLHEAD PETE...

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he loves to talk
and he walks an walk
no doudt
run his mouth
he love to eat
has bad teeth
old
BIG MOUTH PETE...

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Pete Wells
ask not for whom the smell tells
employment conditions
possibly related to a certain lack of inhibitions....

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Pete Wells
send not out to ask for whom the truffle smells
it smells for he
if only 'twere allowed, to a reasonable degree....

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One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber...

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Minnie loves to skinny dip
She jumps in the lake with a flip
Pete hot in pursuit 
He jumps in too
But hit a rock and broke his hip...

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Kim Kardashian with Pete Davidson
Are frolicking in the tropical sun
Paparazzi take photos galore
Of ham hock round like T-rex dinosaur...

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There was a boy named Pete
His joy was to dance and sing
He was rather tongue tied 
Despite he has plenty pride
Dancing with two left feet...

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a song of myself

                           Pete Townshend feed back squealing

                                       caught in a mosh pit...

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There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed 
Now he smells like butt and feet...

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There once was a guy named pete
Who find out there was nothing to eat
So he went to the shop
Bought a dozen mops
But then he forgot the receipt!...

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I once had a friend named Pete
Who never liked to wash his feet
Every time he removed his shoes
Your nose was bound to lose
Was foot powder obsolete?...

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he can
and stand
he love the drink
and think
he winks
his eyes sink
he breath  from 
under neat UNTIL HES WEAK
we call him
BEER DRINKING PETE...

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that gorgeous woman is looking at me Pete thinks
she remembers him from third grade
when he pulled her hair
and made her cry
he runs over to say hi...

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Orgulous Pete was pompous and proud
Declaring this and that and always loud
Pontifical in every mighty endeavor
Sad part is, he was not smart or clever
...

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