Short Pete Poems
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One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber
There was a boy named Pete
His joy was to dance and sing
He was rather tongue tied
Despite he has plenty pride
Dancing with two left feet
There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed
Now he smells like butt and feet
Grannie Fannie is bold but blind
Sometimes her words not so kind
Her parrot name Pete
Mocking would repeat
Kiss me where the sun don’t shine
he can
and stand
he love the drink
and think
he winks
his eyes sink
he breath from
under neat UNTIL HES WEAK
we call him
BEER DRINKING PETE
A porcupine named Prickly Pete
Did doze in his condo in Crete.
When slumber turned sour,
Unleashing his power,
He skewered both a ghost and his sheet.
Orgulous Pete was pompous and proud
Declaring this and that and always loud
Pontifical in every mighty endeavor
Sad part is, he was not smart or clever
I once knew a pirate named Pete
There's nothing that he wouldn't eat
He once swallowed a whale
But then choked on the tail
And now he himself is dead meat
There was a man named Round-About Pete
Who never walked beyond his own street
Coz when he tried to go
He’d walk a large O
Since he was born with two right feet
A pelican called Pete,
Whom tuna, would not eat;
Flew down to hot sand,
Some sand crabs to land,
Now Pete has some very blistered feet!
There once was a baseball player named Pete.
Who was the most famous man of one feat
In swinging at bad balls
he drew many cat call.
For in striking out he'd often repeat.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth:
"Make America Great Again" is his favorite shibboleth.
He comes across as cocksure, cool and confident,
but there are not many who think he's competent.
Cattle rustler’s name - Persnickety Pete
Never rustled, just lured cattle with treats
For a rustler, a freak
Pete was a real sneak
If treats didn’t work, he’d pull a cow’s teats
The shoes of a clown are so silly,
like footprints I saw once in Chile -
so huge were the feet
belonging to Pete
that women all dreamed 'bout his willy...
for Carolyn's Footprints contest
A fellow by the name of Ole Pistol Pete
Once had this real special technique
He just had to think
His eyes he would blink
Ladies would follow Pistol Pete like sheep
© Jack Ellison 2013
He thought about her for many seconds
All those moments she never left his mind
He was surprised when she said she loved him
For him to love her he'd have to be blind
For Sara Kendrick's Contest
Hope winter comes soon so we can turn on the heat
Ain't like the summers way back when, they were neat
Sweat running down
As us kids ran around
Sure loved the heat for the love of pete
© Jack Ellison 2015
skipping along round bout noon
humming a happy tune
thinking about my best gal June
just makes my heart swoon
we'll meet at Murphy's saloon
while her husband works this afternoon
Bite Size Poem #32 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Line Gauthier
1/15/22
There once was a lanky cowpoke named Pete,
Who, when he walked got tangled in his feet!
He'd spent years ridin' his horse,
Becomin' bow-legged, of course!
Looked like a pair of pliers pacin' the street!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
All Rights Reserved
I'm the readiness-Writennous cowboy
Here in poetry town
and If I C U on the street
I'm gonna Rhyme you down
Don't think U can just read away
Or write until it's dawn
Cause I will find that bleedin' page
That U've been hiding on
2 B continued...............
A shootout took place on a Texas street
Cowboy Luke, the rancher and horse thief, Pete
Sun was high overhead
Noon, a body lay dead
Pete's blood staining the dirt red in the heat
May 2, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Panda Pete was an avid carnivore
Devoured small birds, snakes, and wanted more
Followed the Amazon River to Ecuador
where he lived with a meat-eating matador
these two had a great time shopping at a grocery store
purchasing steaks, roasts, chicken, fish, meats galore.
Pete
The family dog is a yin yang
Two faced in black and white
Lives his life on a log chain
Likes to play with his bite
Pearly, ivory, toothy fangs
Partial faced in the moonlight
His Pyrenean bark is like a big bang
His bark is worse than his bite
~ Leonard Napierskie
Pete wanted to be a pirate since he was a duckling small
He knew if he could get to a clipper ship, he would have a ball.
We did not raise a pirate, his Daddy told him, so do something else, son.
But Pete did not want to do anything else, pirating looked like so much fun!
Pugnacious Pete was his Pseudonym
Pete Plied Pugilism in the gym
Though Pete Prayed to Phix his Plight
Poor Pete seldom won a Phight
Pete's Phighting career was looking grim!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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