Patty Poems - Poems about Patty

They got this weird thing going on. They have tthese parties and serve steaks. They save the bones and dry them out and even smoke them. They mix ground meat and pack it around the bone, and then do the same with the ground fat. I tasted it: it was good but I was told not to...

Continue reading...

As you paint your songs with colours divine And words you so assiduously mined You leave me standing breathlessly behind Your visceral emotion hypnotically opined. Mesmerising destructive bewitching my soul Wreckingly angelic your voice takes its toll And leaves me in wonder at feelings you extoll And tears into pieces the form that once was whole Just wrap me...

Continue reading...

I'm writing this long letter to a mysterious stranger, I'm staring at her beautiful picture with some tingling sense of rapture! Patty lives in Bloomington, Indiana; it's such a lovely town, not like Elmira where homeless people roam and sleep on sidewalks and apartments are cheap! We've never met and exchanged glances, I can imagine when that actually happens; our warm hands won't keep...

Continue reading...

Sister Mary Margaret O'Malley Worked the parish of Tin Pan Alley The whole clergy was rocked When the priest was defrocked He got caught in her hidden valley...

Continue reading...

Patty Lou said hello, I am cuckoo then she giggled like it was a joke I did not know what to make of her my strategy was to avoid her but we were on a bus trip one night we were the only ones awake we had a lovely chat for hours my husband says I am nutty, she said. I think you...

Continue reading...

i took a poop into a green pot and planted plenty of seed i then nurture it with my love And sprinkled in with my pee i christened it Patty by name and then presto poopo Patty a cloned christian pine tree ...

Continue reading...

B follows A And C proceeds D It's a formula older than time The lowest sink of debauchery to the ilks Of a sort seem sublime A pail full of Crabs Will stay to the brim Each holding the Other In place That none should struggle Perchance to escape the fate some have Chosen to face As the pails contents Scramble and roil And the water before them Comes...

Continue reading...

*Image of Patty Hearst Post SLA Days by Bio. Patty Hearst Time Capsule PRE kidnap madcap Miss press distress Stephen live-in boyfriend loose end next door implore both are though marred claimed they made way demand expend needy agree release increase more sum unharmed POST coerced Miss Hearst photo *Rousseau woodness goodness raided they laid six ~love **Cinque's club plus him crushed 'em dual you-all Patty make three dub nine club crime bank raid they'd paid ***Hearst weigh must pay servin' seven commute come two now writes proud sights ~love: A score of zero in tennis or squash *Rousseau: French philosopher and writer born in Switzerland; believed that the natural...

Continue reading...

St. Patty's Day Trick I ran to find the hidden gold - The legend of the rainy bow. I thought I’d be rich, But the whole thing’s a trick! I got nothing but tired and old....

Continue reading...

Witchy Patty’s bulbous nose smelled smoked toad and horse livers. Anticipating their sweet taste gave her the salivating quivers. If they had bat’s tongue and owl’s beak she knew she’d get the shivers. This insanely tasty fragrance was wafting up the entire length of Six Rivers. As she flew her broom over the woods she got a quick peep Of...

Continue reading...

New young female doctor introduces self Hi. I am Natalie. I do love a female so I relax. I am highly suspect of a male doctor. Who would want to go where no one ever wants to go To see what no man in his right man would ever want to see except maybe in a delivery room if they were...

Continue reading...

Written By: D. Collins 12/19/18 Patty-cake, Patty-cake, baker's man. Things didn't happen the way you planned. Now the subject of investigations galore. Soon, Mueller will be knocking at your door. Patty-cake, Patty-cake, it does not look good. You'd take it all back, if you thought you could. Mr. "High I.Q." isn't very smart at all. Rikers Island will be your new "Border...

Continue reading...

"Porcelain Patty" is as white as a dish With the sexiest body a man could wish A real treat to cuddle (She sleeps on the puddle) But shrieks to High Heaven when two bodies squish!...

Continue reading...

Peddy don’t know-no betta to do, he just following his imaginary urges, friendly suggestions from TuSac Boy Blue Sayin’ little Timmy and Sue wanna play the same game too Pity-patty First fake squirt a few ... then tell his new little buddies, he made a tear boo-boo Let him cry on the shoulder, while his little hands...

Continue reading...

Tea pot Patty slurps her ginger tea Whiskey with opioids mixed within it A cup of pleasure there for company Poor bar stool could break in two With Patty and her tonnage on it A lit cigar dangles from thick lips She was born upside down with it When a doctor slapped She slapped back Put him in the hospital for his insolence A convenience...

Continue reading...