Preposterous Patty

preposterous Patty
a hit at dinner parties
we all wanted to sit next to her
but no one wanted to date her

she had been abducted by aliens
captured by Indians and pirates
Had seen Never-never-land

her life was one adventure after another
And she never paid for a meal
even though he never had a date
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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