Best Patty Poems

Pretty Patty was a penny pincher of the worst kind
She saved every single cent that she could find
She carefully cut out coupons ,counting every one
A bit bizarre but buying butter cheaper, oh what fun!
Fashion forward not, wore second hand store stuff
But our  ditzy darling...

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There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'...

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ah patty
i remember your wild, youth
beyond high 
and all were in love
with you spiritually...

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There once was a woman named Patty.
Who certainly was very chatty.
Told to be quiet.
Said she would try it.
But felt that they were being catty....

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She was faster than a rattlesnake
She could split a log in two
She was better than any hand
I think I ever knew

She was famous all throughout the west
But, it really was a shame
She wasn't known for what she did
She was famous for her name

She could rope...

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It always seems to be the same,
that for each and every year
all the people come in droves
just to share in all the cheer.
But, do they really know
of what it really means
on this very holy day
when we celebrate the green?
It’s not about the nationality,
though many think...

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When problems seem so far away
And worries appear under bay
And night draws its shadow on day
But listen I’ve something to say
It just might be death’s afternoon
This legend of Patty Trahoon

Some say he is all in our head
Some choose to stay quiet instead
While some run for...

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Happy Birthday Patty!
You could sing and dance,
Putting all the boys in a trance,

If you were still here,
Singing the way you did,
It would flip my lid.

Come back!
Come back here,
So we could listen,
And watch you glisten.

You had talent,
You were gallant.
Happy Birthday Patty!

Born: Feb, 16, 1918
Died: Jan, 30,...

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LEPRECHAUN                             (3/16/12)

The leprechauns are singing and dancing
Around their pot of gold
For they have a story that must...

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Written By:  D. Collins 12/19/18

Patty-cake, Patty-cake, baker's man.
Things didn't happen the way you planned.
Now the subject of investigations galore.
Soon, Mueller will be knocking at your door.


Patty-cake, Patty-cake, it does not look good.
You'd take it all back, if you thought you could.
Mr. "High I.Q." isn't...

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I know a girl named Patty though I never learned her last name,
I should have asked her long ago so I only have myself to blame.

I can’t ask her what it is now; we’ve known each other for so long,
I’m afraid that it might get...

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Little salmon patty cakes
fried to a crunchy
crust: sounds like a treat to share
with a salad, you,
a glass of bubbly
to toast to
Love!...

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St. Patty's Day Trick

I ran to find the hidden gold -
The legend of the rainy bow. 
I thought I’d be rich,
But the whole thing’s a trick!
I got nothing but tired and old....

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B follows A
And C proceeds D
It's a formula older than time

The lowest sink of
   debauchery to the ilks 
Of a sort seem sublime

A pail full of
Crabs
Will stay to the brim

Each holding the
Other
In place

That none should struggle
Perchance to escape
the fate some have 
Chosen to...

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Tea pot Patty slurps her ginger tea
Whiskey with opioids mixed within it
A cup of pleasure there for company
Poor bar stool could break in two
With Patty and her tonnage on it
A lit cigar dangles from thick lips
She was born upside down with it
When a doctor slapped
She...

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