Short Patty Poems
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I love to have fun.
They like to call me energizer bunny.
Because of my red hair?
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 3rd place 2026
Little salmon patty cakes
fried to a crunchy
crust: sounds like a treat to share
with a salad, you,
a glass of bubbly
to toast to
Love!
There once was a woman named Patty.
Who certainly was very chatty.
Told to be quiet.
Said she would try it.
But felt that they were being catty.
There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'
Sister Mary Margaret O'Malley
Worked the parish of Tin Pan Alley
The whole clergy was rocked
When the priest was defrocked
He got caught in her hidden valley
St. Patty's Day Trick
I ran to find the hidden gold -
The legend of the rainy bow.
I thought I’d be rich,
But the whole thing’s a trick!
I got nothing but tired and old.
"Porcelain Patty" is as white as a dish
With the sexiest body a man could wish
A real treat to cuddle
(She sleeps on the puddle)
But shrieks to High Heaven when two bodies squish!
i took a poop into a green pot
and planted plenty of seed
i then nurture it with my love
And sprinkled in with my pee
i christened it Patty by name
and then presto poopo
Patty a cloned christian pine tree
preposterous Patty
a hit at dinner parties
we all wanted to sit next to her
but no one wanted to date her
she had been abducted by aliens
captured by Indians and pirates
Had seen Never-never-land
her life was one adventure after another
And she never paid for a meal
even though he never had a date
Happy Birthday Patty!
You could sing and dance,
Putting all the boys in a trance,
If you were still here,
Singing the way you did,
It would flip my lid.
Come back!
Come back here,
So we could listen,
And watch you glisten.
You had talent,
You were gallant.
Happy Birthday Patty!
Born: Feb, 16, 1918
Died: Jan, 30, 2013
New young female doctor introduces self
Hi. I am Natalie.
I do love a female so I relax.
I am highly suspect of a male doctor.
Who would want to go where no one ever wants to go
To see what no man in his right man would ever want to see
except maybe in a delivery room if they were the daddy.
I place my feet in the stirrups
Waiting for the pinch
As you paint your songs with colours divine
And words you so assiduously mined
You leave me standing breathlessly behind
Your visceral emotion hypnotically opined.
Mesmerising destructive bewitching my soul
Wreckingly angelic your voice takes its toll
And leaves me in wonder at feelings you extoll
And tears into pieces the form that once was whole
Just wrap me in your exquisite tones tonight...
Patty Lou said hello, I am cuckoo
then she giggled like it was a joke
I did not know what to make of her
my strategy was to avoid her
but we were on a bus trip
one night we were the only ones awake
we had a lovely chat for hours
my husband says I am nutty, she said.
I think you are pretty well-balanced I told her.
but she insisted she was a brainless airhead.
Her husband woke up and patted her hand.
He had a huge smile, I guess they liked thinking that.
B follows A
And C proceeds D
It's a formula older than time
The lowest sink of
debauchery to the ilks
Of a sort seem sublime
A pail full of
Crabs
Will stay to the brim
Each holding the
Other
In place
That none should struggle
Perchance to escape
the fate some have
Chosen to face
As the pails contents
Scramble and roil
And the water before them
Comes to a boil
They gleefully chortle
To this hope that is mine
Don't be afraid the water is fine
She was faster than a rattlesnake
She could split a log in two
She was better than any hand
I think I ever knew
She was famous all throughout the west
But, it really was a shame
She wasn't known for what she did
She was famous for her name
She could rope and shoot and ride
Better 'n any man I know
But laugh at this girl's name
And she'd hog tie you for show
Christened Patricia Bollinger
From Baltimore she came
She didn't like the term cow girl
So, Cow Patty was her name