Patties Poems | Examples

Patty Master

Flippin patties, fresh and hot,
SpongeBob’s grill is the best spot.
The secret formula, a secret so tight,
Makes the Krabby Patty just right!

Flippin’ fast with perfect skill,
Each patty cooked with extra thrill.

He loves his job, he’s full of cheer,
But he’s messy, and sometimes weird.
With cheese and buns, he’s set to go,
Serving up patties with a big hello!

Bikini Bottom knows his name,
SpongeBob’s patties bring him fame!
With every flip and every bite,
They bring us joy from day to night!

Premium Member Yellowstone’s Spring

bison-decisive way
to kill
mosquitoes
§
fire up
those patties
§
not
before eating
the reborn
fish feast
of
Yellowstones’s Spring
§
believing
naturally that
bison’s
dung-scent
discourages
the buzz
§
curbs
madness of
interloper’s
adventuring
§
withstanding
the stench
not
wasted

Coral Sea

Under the sea with colorful coral all over
Bright colors all over the sea
Sand that engulfs the whole ocean
The smell of Krabby Patties within the sea
A yellow sponge coming out of a pineapple dancing work
A blue squid frowning down below
A pink star under a rock
A red crab talking about money and
Several sea creatures crowding inside a barrel with
The smell of food emanating from it


Reverie in the Essence of Dandalions

memories like a flower fleet with the petals
core with a honeymoon bee of wood on metal,
chroma flower bent quicksilver, reflecting light,
prism in the echo blur silence.

but does the black matter follow its spin?
does the adoration exit?
or may it last a millennium?
questions of deities fill a mind with porridge.

grotesque candle burning at a lean,
like meat on a grinder for patties,
burgers of humanity with teeth jagged,
this husky maiden built on a frame similar to an hourglass.

sands of time are waiting on a bird skull to drop,
snuffing the flow towards the vacuum of space.

Premium Member Stopping for a Coffee on a Morning Walk


Bleak winter Melbourne morning, 
a cold wind coming in
from across the Bay
and blowing down the street,
past the Esplanade Cafe
with the smell of coffee
and warm air spilling out
from an open door.

I stop, look at the cake
and pastry display through
the window, the basket
of freshly baked croissants,
Danish pastries topped with
strawberries and apricots 
and glazed with syrup. 
A cloud of steam 
from the espresso machine
adds a touch of the surreal.

Anticipation moistens my mouth
on the sight of French vanilla
slices plump with custard 
and cream, muffins erupting
from their papery patties,
Portuguese tarts, thick slices
of carrot cake topped 
with icing. I savor each
with an imaginative bite
and decide my treat…
then groan. I've left my wallet 
at home.

( for Deb M )

Premium Member St Elizabeth Jamaica

My day began with mommy 
making beef patties all morning 
I helped cutting the veggies for 
the curry soup while sipping ginger 
beer I remembered the curry for her 
special curry goat we were preparing 
for her sisters to visit from Trench town 
my head spending day dreaming about it
anything other than our family tradition 
the Caribbean bakery we were the 
descendant no if ands or buts about 
granddad made home made gingerbread 
cookies while uncles peeled sugarcane 
the elders brought raw cocoa from the 
Mahogany trees coconut husks hung 
sparingly as we drank coconut milk 
while the storms brewed over the 
shanty town of Kingston the cock 
crowed throughout trench town as my 
cousins played keyboards and guitars in the 
street to the the sweetest sultutry sound of 
St Elizabeth infamous Caribbean beat

In loving memory of Dad
Caribbean Bakery 1539 Howard street 
Chicago Illinois..


We The People

Where are the dreams, the hopes, the ideals  this country was founded on,
Where are the words that in our darkest hour gave us the hope 
And strength to carry on.
We the people does not stand for a select few,
It is a promise and goal for all
A chance  where  our  dreams come true

From the snow covered fields at Valley Forge to the rice patties  in Viet Nam
The spirit of those men  who came before us
Lead us  to bravely  carry  on
We watched in sadness as we say our final goodbyes
Thinking in our minds and hearts how  did this happen and WHY

It’s not too late we can make it change
We the people can bring those ideals and hopes back again
To start with a single hope that becomes a reality
And we the people will no longer  be just words
They will be  again our country

Premium Member Songs of Soul COS No 2: ABAB

Your will is what will now, let me be free ...
'Tis be darker times than before, more childless,
This is crazy! Topsy turvey they'd be,
matters of convenience act the mindless,
It is the right of every woman, or,
Is it the right of every woman, so,
Some folks fighting for life inside the core,
others say the fight is more blow-by-blow.
The written trek crossed Egypt and the world,
Rome, Greece, Mesopotamia, and more,
rice patties and bamboo trails that were pearled,
procedures taught too numerous the score.
Be crib death, world plagues, poor, starving, and this,
quest be, will we exist ... 'Tis hit or miss.
                         ~~ Bestill ... lil' maybe!

Premium Member wheres the beef

where's the beef?
Wendy's most famous advertisement that went viral
this ad disrespectfully put down other chain's hamburgers
Indicating their meat patties were small
soon a catch phrase for the 1984 Presidential election
makig fun of Gary Hart and Walter Mondale
Nashville songwriter DJ Coyote McCloud made it into a song
this catch phrase was "on fire" in the US for a long time
my children used it to poke fun of everything unlikeable to them.
this commercial was hilarious featuring an older lady Clara Peller
she had the perfect face and expression to pull it off

Premium Member Caloric Conundrum

The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour,
dag-gone my crumbling willpower!
It's cherry topping so high,
makes me want to cry.
I walk on past the candy aisle,
and gaze at the cereal shelves awhile.
Euell Gibbon's "sticks and pebbles"
Grape Nuts brand-
that kind of breakfast I cannot stand.

Give me a cupcake piled with frosting,
never mind, the "guilt calisthenics" 
afterwards would be exhausting!
Stepping on the scale I hate,
I'd much prefer Kit Harington was my date,
yes, that's quite a fantasy,
so bugger off- I'm in my sixties!

My slim grandchildren eat like lumberjacks,
I gain easily, my metabolism is wack,
their ice cream consumption is legendary,
as I scowl eating yogurt and boysenberries.

If there is a monument somewhere for us
who try to lose weight,
before they engrave my name on, do hesitate,
as I'm hiding in my room and munching
in the dark,
peanut butter patties Girl Scout cookies-
but don't give me any snark!

Employing the Wind

Employing the Wind

The red-tailed hawk sails across
the backdrop of the April blue sky
Employing the wind as he defies gravity
with the gesture of his tail and ease of his conscience
His great wings reaching out for abundance
as he scans the ocean of green grass below
with its occasional island of trees
herded together many seasons ago 
from the might of the farmer’s plow
The field mouse scurries across the pasture
circumventing the patchwork of cow patties.  
Employing the wind as he gages his path 
with the twitch of his nose and the whip of his tail
His tiny soundless feet carrying him into the abyss
With nothing to assure him but his own intentions.

Premium Member No Other Elephant Will Do

No matter what, no other elephant will do
This was relayed to me by my friend Cute Sue
She was dancing ahead of a flock of them too
They were not dainty, and they left patties in a slew

We call them elephant pies, she said, do you?
Not from Kenya,I had no prior knowledge of elephant pooh.
I guess I will now, I said to my new friend Sue.
She said, do not step on one no matter what you do.

The elephant rolled his eyes and winked; his eyes were blue.
I am the leader of this pack, he said. You can call me tutu.
I was excited to meet him, and said “how do you do?”
By then he was gone, bathing in a river with his crew.

Premium Member You Can Do It

When you're a Hungry man
Then you can do it.
It's simply cellophane.
Nothing much to it.
Heat in the microwave.
Two patties, gravy pool.
When you're a Hungry man.
Then You can do it.

Premium Member Soma Sonnet: Abortion Trilogy

*Image of The Politics of Abortion by NYT.
AUDIO: from the film O Brother, Where Art Thou? "Go To Sleep Little Baby"

Soma Sonnet: Abortion Trilogy

It is the right of every woman, or,
Is it the right of every woman, so,
Some folks fighting for life inside the core,
Others say the fight is more blow by blow.
                         ~~go to sleep little maybe

The written trek crossed Egypt and the world,
Rome, Greece, Mesopotamia, and more,
Rice patties and bamboo trails that were pearled,
Procedures taught, too numerous the score.
                         ~~go to sleep little maybe 

Twas dark times, inbreeding made more childless,
crib death, world plagues, poverty, starved, and this,
matters of convenience act the mindless,
three tales, will we exist, it's hit or miss,
                         ~~go to sleep little maybe 

sad, mad, tis all topsy turvey they'd be,
Mom gots' to go, to sleep little maybe 

2022 August 17

Premium Member Elves Jump Into Actioin

The Girl Scout candy order came in unexpectedly
The second the head elf sat down to lemon tea
Six million boxes of peanut butter patties!
Let’s get them done and delivered to these fatties!

Why are we making fun of our customers, Lou?
I am overweight, and some years so are you.
I apologize, Lou said, but I love talking in rhymes.
As you do also, Cinnamon. Is this one of those times?

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