Short Patties Poems

humming patter drips
Refreshing flow revive
mud patties natural...

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nitrogen rich dung
loose green cow patties flung….
sprouts tender and young...

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"Two beef patties, sauce ...

Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions,

Sesame seed bun."...

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Hope your pockets are filled with plenty
And may your plates be piled high
May your cups be never empty
Happy St. Patties day to you and I...

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Warm flakey biscuits,
Thick red eye gravy.
Side of ham. Sure.
Sausage patties? Why not.
Is there any bacon?
Just a tiny piece or two.
I am on a diet....

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Chef Mary serves vegetable patties
cause she knows they don't have any Daddies!
She the vegan Queen
of the San Fran scene
for no meat does her store front carry!...

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When you're a Hungry man
Then you can do it.
It's simply cellophane.
Nothing much to it.
Heat in the microwave.
Two patties, gravy pool.
When you're a Hungry man.
Then You can do it....

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In mischief, kicks patties with hoof.
The slope of his stinker on roof.
The chimney down smokes
And presence did choke. . .
Deers believe in Santa’s reproof.

11/17/2019
Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Salmon steak or fillet
Choose fillet or salmon
steak
Either way I can get it
Is alright with me

I enjoy a salmon steak 
Cooking on the barbecue
Or the fillet is tasty to
Either way I enjoy it

Salmon from a can
Is handy to have
For a salad bowl
Or making salmon
  patties...

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Beware the Bomber - Epulaeryu

They call them “Belly Bombers”
Onion steamed burgers,
They say to, “Take home a sack”,
Square, holey patties.
I ate too many,
And I got,
Sick!



Original poem written for the contest:
“Fast Food Epulaeryu”   ¤¤ 3rd Place ¤¤
Composed 4-28-2011...

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A hot dog is made of the remains of the pig after other parts are cut off and sold as bacon, sausage patties, and ham. However many people across the world eat hot dogs and enjoy them very much. Hot dogs can be boiled, grilled, or fried. The word frankfurter comes from Frankfurt, Germany....

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Sure.
Ketchup.
Pickle
Horseradish too.

Mayo 
Lettuce?
That’s up to you.

Are your patties thin or thick?
Can I gobble one down right quick?

A touch of butter
A slab of bacon.

Please put them on 
If mine you’re making.

Are your patties thin or thick?
Can I gobble one down right quick?...

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The Girl Scout candy order came in unexpectedly
The second the head elf sat down to lemon tea
Six million boxes of peanut butter patties!
Let’s get them done and delivered to these fatties!

Why are we making fun of our customers, Lou?
I am overweight, and some years so are you.
I apologize, Lou said, but I love talking in rhymes.
As you do also, Cinnamon. Is this one of those times?...

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I like Bacon and eggs and lightly buttered, lightly toasted jelly toast,
 They cook it all at a restaurant down the road I like eggs about the most,
 
I like the way they cook the sausage patties they come out really nice,
 I like the way they cook them and I don't usually mind the price.
 
I really like the jelly and the way they fry the mush,
 I like it all so much that I keep the secret hush....

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These Old Combat Boots
These old combat boots,
have sure been through a lot.
Hiking through rice patties,
It’s the only pair I got.
Walking miles on patrol,
They never get a break.
Going up and down the mountains,
How much more can these boots take.
Most of the time, there always wet,
Not much time to let them dry
Were Searching for POW camps,
Sometimes it makes you cry.
By: Donald L. Waugh...

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One foggy morning 
I'd snuck away from my childhood bed
with good intentions..
wandering over to the farmer's field
releasing his herd of meat cows 
from their death sentence-

I was caught in the act
cow patties on my feet
the pungent evidence
the freedom cows were re-sentenced...
as punishment 
a red-throated farmer 
draped a dead snake around my neck.

I fancy to think, through the morning fog,
God simply winked at my meat cow sins....

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INDULGE

To indulge in chocolate
I'm never regretful,
a wonderful blessing,
when tasting each mouthful.
There's creamy fruit centers,
and nuts by the handful.
Plus Turkish Delight, which
I find quite delightful.
With peppermint patties
I won't be forgetful.
And Hershey's sweet kisses
are silver wrapped blisses,
indulging in Chocolate
sure makes me so cheerful.

from my book 'Chocolate and Chuckles'

Copyright © Vivien Wade 15 Dec. 2015...

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Vanilla convocate
Cherry mamberley
Chocolate cake Alamo
Boysenberry peach pie
Lemon meringue
Main dish french fries and crepe crescent in salmon patties
Yuck all this and a tebow full of ketchup
Yum ya think your stomach's on the run
Be honest with yourself you know you want this menu
Come on man sit down and order your some
Get you some of them fried onions
Huh!
Yum!

1/2/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Form ground beef into patties.
The grill is fired up!
Add potatoes wrapped in foil.
Hot dogs too of course!
Save room for S’mores,
the campers’
treat.

A side dish is pre-prepared:
macaroni and
eggs, cooled, are mixed with cubed cheese,
chopped celery and
onions and tuna
with mayo.
Yum!

July 9, 2018 for The Summer Cooking Contest of  Kim Rodrigues
The “Epulaeryu” poetry form is about delicious food. It consists of seven lines with thirty-three (33) syllables....

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god forbid
some people
cried and some
people sighed how 
but not just how but why

am i
it seems
delinquent
or delinquently
casting out my son

to a world
where weird
faults are found
in every thing even
how your child thinks

where
where were
where were the
parents parentally

think
about
changes that
may have come
from chicken Mc

Nuggets
to Chick-fil-
A or processed
patties that can
but not pass the FDA

i
i am
proud
to say that
my son is free range...

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