Only Joking Poems | Examples

Triggers

Triggers

Soft & loud
Here comes the storm cloud

Sssh the silent treatment
Meant for cruelty intent

Everyone’s the enemy
Even if I don’t agree

Stomping, slamming,huffing & puffing
Saying he’s only joking and bluffing

Ignoring, interrupting, intimidation
Only leads to darkness and deflation

Rolling his eyes and being dismissive
Thoughts of not to live

Invisible is how I feel
He says it’s no big deal

Triggers are all around
Without any sound

the hurt child

the hurt child

His father had been away for a long time
Although their mother had divorced
her husband he visited his children
his young son was excited 
he could hardly remember his dad
when he came smelling of beer, 
pointed to the pale little child and said
Whose son is that
instantly the bitter disappointment the child
the hurt was so deep he withdrew 
into his inner world
The father spoke to him again, but he didn't
apologized, said he was only joking
 Too late, the child didn't talk to him again
When the father visited again, the youngest
son sat in another room, refused to see 
his father, the adults didn't understand 
when the father died, the son didn't appear
a his funeral. 
Emotionally fractured it took him many 
years to recover.


The Monster

Who Am I? How did I get here?

The Monster

FEBRUARY 5 
He destroyed her
He killed all that was good
Burnt her hopes and dreams
Took her broken heart
and stomped on it
He raped her soul
and filled it with hate
He took away her reason
He stole her joy
He trashed the sweet
and innocent 
He broke her heart
and killed her passion
She no longer is what 
she once was
She has fractured 
She has gone
He awakened Psycho
She no longer is afriad
and is now dangerous
She is torn between hell
and non-existence 
Wounded and trapped
She wants to leave this
Tortured world behind
WHY?
He was only joking
Chasing his thrill
After everything she did
After everything she endured
He had one last joke:
He never really wanted her at all.

Behold the monster,

His creation

Life's Remote Control

It's Saturday eve
we're drinking in town
Only joking, I wish.
We're still in lockdown.

Any inkling of romance
on pause until further notice.
Making plans for the future
feels utterly hopeless.

We were all on fast forward
and the world blew a fuse.
Burying our heads in the sand,
disregarding the news.

Forced to stop 
and re-evaluate life.
Beneficial for all
though the stress has been rife.

With no option to rewind 
all we have is hindsight.
But we're sick of these rules
our patience is finite.

For now, we press play
and take joy in what we can.
I just really hope they lift
the bar and restaurant ban.

Bad Resolutions

BAD RESOLUTIONS 

Be good, be kind, help those along the way.
All good resolutions I’ve made on New Year’s Day.
Don’t do this, don’t do that, do know right from wrong.
Resolutions I have never kept for long.
Every year I’ve broken them before the end of June.
So, now I’m old and grey, I’ve changed my tune.
Only bad resolutions this new year,
Like lots of smoking and too much beer;
Using bad language and being unpleasant;
Telling rude jokes when ladies are present.
I’ll do what I want to, it’s all about me.
Oh, what a wonderful year it will be.
No, only joking, I don’t think I could.
So, once more this year, I’ll resolve to be good.

13th January 2020
Resolutions contest
Sponsor - Matt Carili


Fat Free Easter Eggs

Easter Egg's 

Fat Free

For 1 Day only

1st April

Only joking 
April Fool

And when exactly ?

Did Bunny's 

Start Laying Egg's ?

Asked

Father Christmas

Always Something

There's always something

Behind the only joking

Knowledge behind the
The I don't know

Emotions behind the
I don't care

And pain behind the I am okay

Premium Member Comedians Tell Jokes, Fools Ridicule

It’s odd how people who think they are funny, 
Confuse humor with offensive ridicule.
Saying hurtful, empty and shallow comments,
Pretending it’s all April fool.

Not standing behind what they say, or
Taking the blame for the hurt they cause.
Saying “Hey I was only joking, they’re not even here.”
As though that’s a moral escape clause.

These folks that lack this empathy and care, 
Not understanding how hurtful their words are,
Don’t see how people simply endure their opinion,
Protecting personal and emotional scars.

They joke about folks more often than not,
When these folks aren’t even there.
Rather than put the effort into being good, they’re two faced,
About others they just don’t care.

They’re convinced they’re funny, clever and smart, 
Often saying things to feel superior.
Not admirable by being grand and noble, but
By mocking, pushing others to inferior.
 
Sadly one day these hurtful fiends will be forced to take heed,
And peer into the mirror of their soul.
There they will see where others have love in their heart, 
All they have is black hearted charcoal.

Premium Member Sarcasm Bites

Lunging forward a stab to the heart,
vitriol hurled at an unsuspecting soul.
A sarcastic word or comment, thrown in jest,
tearing flesh, leaving a gaping hole.
I was only joking, ha ha, wasn't that fun?
he says to no one.
Why are you hurt?
They're only words you know,
letters put together as one.
Intentional or not, caustic words will burn,
stinging speech cannot be unstung.
Hurtful songs, once sang, cannot be unsung.
Playing the dangerous game of sarcasm,
is like shooting words in derision.
Vitreous feelings are shattered,
only causing hurtful division.
Sarcasm is not innocent child's play,
it bites, it leaves marks, that forever may remain.

Think before you speak there are always consequences to hurtful speech!

John Derek Hamilton November 18,2015

Premium Member It's a Sight

You have to really see it 
then you'll truly believe 
there before your very eyes 
it's hidden up your sleeve 

Of course I'm only joking 
that's not where it is 
just look over the horizon 
no this is not a quiz 

Look ahead have a good look 
see that big yellow thing 
it's round and so very clear 
think what thoughts it does bring 

Sunshine everywhere all around 
you've never seen such light 
wherever you turn it's there 
what a spectacle what a sight 

Yes there is such beauty 
as the sunset does rise 
your eyes are sparkling 
seeing this nature's prize

Premium Member If You Wanna Ride With Me

You’ve got to be strong
Got to know what you want
Can’t be too sensitive
Have to know I am only joking
Got to be free
And frank
Got to be number one
Got to speak your mind
Not a very good mind reader I am
Got to live 
Got to be 
Got to see
Got to fly
Destinations unknown
Haha
So ready?
Promise it will worth your while
But can’t expect
As the opposite it will usually be
So the uncharted it is
Indefinitely, if you are game
You will achieve
Your lifetime’s dream
lol

Premium Member To Irritate, Yeah

Please may I be abrupt, it's the nature of this beast
Especially with ones wine, it's the fuelling of thine feast

Well, I'm a man, so let me make my start
I'm prone to erupt, no anger, but simply fart

To also roar I can, with an incredible furore
Dare to be awoken, I'm now like childish sore

I've also been known to gurn, about the slightest thing
C'mon, I'm just a man, what more can I bring

Moaning yes, I can't do this, moaning, I can't do that
I'm starting to believe, I'm a useless male diplomat

So what can I do to irritate you, and be just who I am
Ha ha, your only joking, it's simply poetic scam!

A Bit of Fun

I am trying to be patient
Determined to be fair
But she's been over an hour in the bathroom
What is she doing in there .

She said I must be ready 
So I wear my suit and tie
But now we can't go out 
Until her hair is fully dry .

I am feeling fruity
She is feeling sick
All those bloody headaches
Are really getting on my wick .

She succumbs to my nagging 
I try so hard that I feel faint 
But all she has to say is 
That ceiling needs some paint .

She's got a soap on the telly
But there is football on tonight
I can't find where she's hidden the remote
Now how can that be right .

She says I'm drinking too much beer
I must abstain or i'll get fat 
She's sat there munching chocolate cake 
Where is the fairness in that .

Yet if it were not for women 
Where would us fellows be 
Its a good job I'm only joking
and I truly believe in equality.

A Guilty Pair

A Guilty Pair
Under the Stars and moon so bright
Two lovers lie in the field at night

What’s that noise?
It can’t be boys

Have no fear
For I am here
Of all the things we feared the most
It’s not your husband, just a Ghost
Oh Love I’m only joking
But soft I can hear a baby crying
Where can it be?

There’s only us
Oh God are the legends true
I never really knew
Darling where are you?
I cannot see you
You cannot leave without a sight
Please come back, you gave me such a fright
He is not there
I fear he was never here
Was he a ghost?
But he lay with me
What shall become of me
Where are my clothes
Am I to die
What shall I do
Someone help me
HELP OH HELP OH HELP


Wake up, Wake up, my love
What is the matter?
Just a nightmare?

Oh Husband dear,
Was it just a dream?
It was so real.
Hold me tight.

All Alone

On a dark and stormy morning, 
You left me all alone. 
I thought you were only joking, 
but you were doing this to hurt me. 

I thought you really liked me, 
but now I see that you don't. 
You left me all alone, 
with no one who really cared. 

You were the only one who I could trust, 
but now I cant. 
Because you left me all alone, 
with no one to trust. 

But I don't care anymore now. 
Because I found someone who I can trust and will always care for me, 
he promised me that he will never leave my side. 
He healed all my heart aches,
he healed my broken heart, 
that you left just to die. 

I have one thing to tell you . 
If you leave me then you lost me forever. 
So leave me now and I will be able to forget about most of my past, 
for now I'll just have to stick with my heart aches,
 and my scarred wrists being healed right now.

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