A Bit of Fun
I am trying to be patient
Determined to be fair
But she's been over an hour in the bathroom
What is she doing in there .
She said I must be ready
So I wear my suit and tie
But now we can't go out
Until her hair is fully dry .
I am feeling fruity
She is feeling sick
All those bloody headaches
Are really getting on my wick .
She succumbs to my nagging
I try so hard that I feel faint
But all she has to say is
That ceiling needs some paint .
She's got a soap on the telly
But there is football on tonight
I can't find where she's hidden the remote
Now how can that be right .
She says I'm drinking too much beer
I must abstain or i'll get fat
She's sat there munching chocolate cake
Where is the fairness in that .
Yet if it were not for women
Where would us fellows be
Its a good job I'm only joking
and I truly believe in equality.
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