A Bit of Fun

I am trying to be patient Determined to be fair But she's been over an hour in the bathroom What is she doing in there . She said I must be ready So I wear my suit and tie But now we can't go out Until her hair is fully dry . I am feeling fruity She is feeling sick All those bloody headaches Are really getting on my wick . She succumbs to my nagging I try so hard that I feel faint But all she has to say is That ceiling needs some paint . She's got a soap on the telly But there is football on tonight I can't find where she's hidden the remote Now how can that be right . She says I'm drinking too much beer I must abstain or i'll get fat She's sat there munching chocolate cake Where is the fairness in that . Yet if it were not for women Where would us fellows be Its a good job I'm only joking and I truly believe in equality.