James Fraser Poet Couplet

To Irritate, Yeah

Please may I be abrupt, it's the nature of this beast
Especially with ones wine, it's the fuelling of thine feast

Well, I'm a man, so let me make my start
I'm prone to erupt, no anger, but simply fart

To also roar I can, with an incredible furore
Dare to be awoken, I'm now like childish sore

I've also been known to gurn, about the slightest thing
C'mon, I'm just a man, what more can I bring

Moaning yes, I can't do this, moaning, I can't do that
I'm starting to believe, I'm a useless male diplomat

So what can I do to irritate you, and be just who I am
Ha ha, your only joking, it's simply poetic scam!


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Jslambert Mister Roboto July 2, 2014 at 10:53 PM a very different poem dealing with flatulence and other unfriendly fire! Interestingly written to say the least. James Fraser July 3, 2014 at 2:21 PM Many thanks JSL, the writes of a moments thoughts, James...

Deborah Shiells May 23, 2014 at 1:45 PM Hi James, This was funny and very cute! Enjoyed this write and it's nice to read humor done well. Thanks for sharing this with us here. Thanks for your visits James. Love and Peace, Deborah James Fraser May 23, 2014 at 2:10 PM Keep writing, I'll be back to read, James :)

Carolyn Devonshire May 19, 2014 at 4:19 PM Hey, James, would you mind if I use that "eruption" line in a little birthday booklet I'm making for some friends? Hope that's okay.

Andrea Dietrich May 19, 2014 at 4:19 PM this one is funny, James. Glad to see you back here and read a current post of yours. I am woman hear me roar. and for your poem: I am man, hear me fart. hahaha. that cracked me up that line. thanks for your comments to me. Long time no see, and I sure hope all is well with you- utah babe!

Carolyn Devonshire May 19, 2014 at 4:17 PM Dear James, What a delight to read your words again! You had me laughing out loud with "I'm prone to erupt, no anger, but simply fart." As I recall, you always were a "diplomat" when things went sour on the Soup. I haven't been well, so I'm planning a "bucket list" trip to the U.K. in October. One of two gals may join me, but if not, I'm going alone. Hope you are well and happy now, dear friend. Love always, Carolyn (same old email address)

Phyllis Babcock May 19, 2014 at 2:27 PM Like the humor --some are mellow and some have a short fuse that needs defusing. HA HA. James Fraser May 19, 2014 at 3:17 PM Me, I try to laugh it off. Thanks for reading me Phyllis :)

Robert Pettit May 6, 2014 at 5:29 PM From what I read here, you may have a personality very much like my brother's. I agree with Dr. Ram, this is a good very light and humorous write. James Fraser May 19, 2014 at 3:18 PM Thanks kindly for your kind words Robert, very much appreciated, James :)

Dr.Ram Mehta May 4, 2014 at 7:25 AM Very light and humorous write, a poetic scam, enjoyed it, James James Fraser May 19, 2014 at 3:20 PM Thank you kindly Dr. Ram <*> I trust you are well? Hopefully I'll be back on a more regular basis on the 'Soup' until then, again many thanks, James :) James Fraser May 19, 2014 at 3:19 PM