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To Irritate, Yeah

Please may I be abrupt, it's the nature of this beast Especially with ones wine, it's the fuelling of thine feast Well, I'm a man, so let me make my start I'm prone to erupt, no anger, but simply fart To also roar I can, with an incredible furore Dare to be awoken, I'm now like childish sore I've also been known to gurn, about the slightest thing C'mon, I'm just a man, what more can I bring Moaning yes, I can't do this, moaning, I can't do that I'm starting to believe, I'm a useless male diplomat So what can I do to irritate you, and be just who I am Ha ha, your only joking, it's simply poetic scam! <*>

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Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 7/2/2014 10:53:00 PM

a very different poem dealing with flatulence and other unfriendly fire! Interestingly written to say the least.

James Fraser
Date: 7/3/2014 2:21:00 PM

Many thanks JSL, the writes of a moments thoughts, James...

Deborah Shiells

Date: 5/23/2014 1:45:00 PM

Hi James, This was funny and very cute! Enjoyed this write and it's nice to read humor done well. Thanks for sharing this with us here. Thanks for your visits James. Love and Peace, Deborah

James Fraser
Date: 5/23/2014 2:10:00 PM

Keep writing, I'll be back to read, James :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/19/2014 4:19:00 PM

this one is funny, James. Glad to see you back here and read a current post of yours. I am woman hear me roar. and for your poem: I am man, hear me fart. hahaha. that cracked me up that line. thanks for your comments to me. Long time no see, and I sure hope all is well with you- utah babe!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 5/19/2014 4:19:00 PM

Hey, James, would you mind if I use that "eruption" line in a little birthday booklet I'm making for some friends? Hope that's okay.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 5/19/2014 4:17:00 PM

Dear James, What a delight to read your words again! You had me laughing out loud with "I'm prone to erupt, no anger, but simply fart." As I recall, you always were a "diplomat" when things went sour on the Soup. I haven't been well, so I'm planning a "bucket list" trip to the U.K. in October. One of two gals may join me, but if not, I'm going alone. Hope you are well and happy now, dear friend. Love always, Carolyn (same old email address)

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 5/19/2014 2:27:00 PM

Like the humor --some are mellow and some have a short fuse that needs defusing. HA HA.

James Fraser
Date: 5/19/2014 3:17:00 PM

Me, I try to laugh it off. Thanks for reading me Phyllis :)

Robert Pettit

Date: 5/6/2014 5:29:00 PM

From what I read here, you may have a personality very much like my brother's. I agree with Dr. Ram, this is a good very light and humorous write.

James Fraser
Date: 5/19/2014 3:18:00 PM

Thanks kindly for your kind words Robert, very much appreciated, James :)

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 5/4/2014 7:25:00 AM

Very light and humorous write, a poetic scam, enjoyed it, James

James Fraser
Date: 5/19/2014 3:20:00 PM

Thank you kindly Dr. Ram <*> I trust you are well? Hopefully I'll be back on a more regular basis on the 'Soup' until then, again many thanks, James :)

James Fraser
Date: 5/19/2014 3:19:00 PM