Offended Poems

Return To Me

You do not value me around, you’re alone
For all your life, alone-in-company
You call it family, but you are on your own
Love is a game you sometimes play, or played for me
Why did you choose me a few years ago?
If you can’t keep a word you voluntary give
No good deed goes unpunished kind of show
I get,

Offended Thinker

If you appear before me with no claim why
Clamoring as much as to catch my eye
Know that you make the offense gross
When I ponder the minutes’ worth of loss
That I would have used on a thought or a stare
On something worth the time and flare
That I would both savor and remember 
From January to December

Tears of the Offended

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the tears of an offended one,
Be they mad, or be they insulted
I'll drink their tears to quench my thirst.

I Was So Offended My Head Fell Off

I was so offended my head fell off 
my independent body wandered lost 
it was a pain beyond all battlefields 
a bomb in my face while I held no shields 
oh so revolting the language insulting 
though I’m an adult I found myself sulking 
of course I could grow up but I’m immature 
if I’m

Some May Be Offended, But

underarms are hairy
  unless you shave them very

often -- not to mention smelly
  most use a-p roll-on gel

ee -- gad zooks what good are underarms
  please don't bare yours in my barn!



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 Note: 'a-p' stands for anti-perspirant

Offended, On Behalf of Another

if you are not offended 
but you know it'll offend a friend
are you not offended
by the offence offending a friend 
who is yet to be offended 
and knows not of any offence 
leaving you the one offended 
by that what does not offend

Offended Love For All Humanity-

If I said I Love YOU would you be offended
I often choose to Love unseen and unconditionally
I know you not yet I trust in God
Because I’ve forgiven you such as He’s forgiven me so
This I know
How you say
Because I’ve PRAYED
I love you ALL seen and unseen
FOR NO MATTER THE good the bad you done to

He Got Ahead

There was a queen named Madeline Tuckett.
She defied the king, telling him to "Stuff it."
He was greatly offended
his honor he defended
by having queen's head in a bucket.

Two Offended Too Mend It

I don’t know how but I messed things up with you 
funny thing is you messed it up too 
I could tell you things about you 
you could tell me things I do 

Let’s be honest it’s too late to be honest 
waited too long now 
what was wrong has gone 

two men couldn’t mend

I'M Offended

I’m offended by ‘ski slope,’
they should be ‘ski inclines,’
they’re insulting Asian people,
have those fools lost their minds?

I’m offender by ‘Black’ Russians,
when made by pale people,
I’m offended by ‘cow’ boys,
for excluding the bulls!

I’m offended by those who will
mock diversity,
the world would be much better off
if more folks thought like me!

I’m offended by gun owners
who protect their

Psalm of the Offended

Did many things to quench my flesh
And bound myself in immoral mesh
Raised my voice for soul be mended
Saw Your word and was offended

Came unglued and crashed Hell's gate
Knew now not my soul could wait
Filled my head with works intended
Heard Your voice and was offended

Broke Your word on every breath
Swiftly moving on a course of death
Came

Are You Offended By God

It seems like there’s many people becoming “defensive.”
As anything of God, is seemingly being “offensive.”

People can peddle their smut and filth around.
But a cross or nativity?  They must come down!

People can watch acts of fornication on their t.v.
But, talking about God?  “Why that’s offensive to me!”

People often talk about their constitutional “rights.”
Perhaps someone

It Amazes Me How Easy People Are Offended

What Amazes Me How People Are Easily Offended

What amazes me…Is at just the “drop of a hat.”
How easy people get offended and “turn their back.”

I go to church and some say “we welcome you as you are.”
But forget all about you when you go out to your car.

As long as your “in the groove” and

Offended

Offended 
is ignorance
a lack of understanding
silence 
is not for everyone

humans speak
and do things 
different than you
or your faction
true 
or untrue
or stretch truth

what's the worry?
stressing 
over someone else's beliefs 
takes you away 
from your own routine

offended 
is a waste of energy
needed for nothing
causing dangerous sparks
within one's mind
one's heart
one's soul
becomes contaminated
with preoccupations

vengeance breeds furious
often unexpected actions
of ill-will

Offended

Offended

It starts with an offense 
the devil presenting his bait
he wants to keep us angry
full of resentment and hate,
he’ll offer his poison
in the form of a wrong
someone coming at us
with words that hurt so strong,
will we dwell on them?
hanging on tight
or will we let love cover
and make things right,
it’s a matter of choice
who will we

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