Best Offended Poems

Did many things to quench my flesh
And bound myself in immoral mesh
Raised my voice for soul be mended
Saw Your word and was offended

Came unglued and crashed Hell's gate
Knew now not my soul could wait
Filled my head with works intended
Heard Your voice and was offended

Broke Your...

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Offended 
is ignorance
a lack of understanding
silence 
is not for everyone

humans speak
and do things 
different than you
or your faction
true 
or untrue
or stretch truth

what's the worry?
stressing 
over someone else's beliefs 
takes you away 
from your own routine

offended 
is a waste of energy
needed for nothing
causing dangerous sparks
within one's...

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W hen you go to someone's wedding
H ave you done so in clothes that are unsuitable?
E ver shown up for an evening out wearing shorts?
R emember the times when we "dressed" for dinner?
E ven now, some do so.

I t isn't everyday that special things happen...

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I’m offended by ‘ski slope,’
they should be ‘ski inclines,’
they’re insulting Asian people,
have those fools lost their minds?

I’m offender by ‘Black’ Russians,
when made by pale people,
I’m offended by ‘cow’ boys,
for excluding the bulls!

I’m offended by those who will
mock diversity,
the world would be much better off
if more...

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It seems like there’s many people becoming “defensive.”
As anything of God, is seemingly being “offensive.”

People can peddle their smut and filth around.
But a cross or nativity?  They must come down!

People can watch acts of fornication on their t.v.
But, talking about God?  “Why that’s...

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An "Offended Brother..."

"A brother ofended is harder to 
reach than a fortified city."
It seems like many brothers
 dwell on their "self-pity..."

Just look at how easy it is for most 
brothers to get offended.
It could be you or I...  Or someone
they've befriended...

Many stop having anything...

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What Amazes Me How People Are Easily Offended

What amazes me…Is at just the “drop of a hat.”
How easy people get offended and “turn their back.”

I go to church and some say “we welcome you as you are.”
But forget all about you when you go out...

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I was so offended my head fell off 
my independent body wandered lost 
it was a pain beyond all battlefields 
a bomb in my face while I held no shields 
oh so revolting the language insulting 
though I’m an adult I found myself sulking 
of...

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Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the tears of an offended one,
Be they mad, or be they insulted
I'll drink their tears to quench my thirst....

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underarms are hairy
  unless you shave them very

often -- not to mention smelly
  most use a-p roll-on gel

ee -- gad zooks what good are underarms
  please don't bare yours in my barn!



________________________________
 Note: 'a-p' stands for anti-perspirant...

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if you are not offended 
but you know it'll offend a friend
are you not offended
by the offence offending a friend 
who is yet to be offended 
and knows not of any offence 
leaving you the one offended 
by that what does not offend...

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I don’t know how but I messed things up with you 
funny thing is you messed it up too 
I could tell you things about you 
you could tell me things I do 

Let’s be honest it’s too late to be honest 
waited too long...

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Are you one who tends to
be easily offended,
By those you have loved
 and befriended?

Do sometimes words that are often said,
Cause you to wish someone
would “drop dead?”

You say that you love everyone the same,
But in your heart, unforgiveness
continues to reign.

You think you’re walking in
righteousness’ path,
Yet you...

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There was a queen named Madeline Tuckett.
She defied the king, telling him to "Stuff it."
He was greatly offended
his honor he defended
by having queen's head in a bucket....

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You do not value me around, you’re alone
For all your life, alone-in-company
You call it family, but you are on your own
Love is a game you sometimes play, or played for me
Why did you choose me a few years ago?
If you can’t keep a word you...

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