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Some May Be Offended, But

underarms are hairy
  unless you shave them very

often -- not to mention smelly
  most use a-p roll-on gel

ee -- gad zooks what good are underarms
  please don't bare yours in my barn!



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 Note: 'a-p' stands for anti-perspirant

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John Watt

Date: 12/29/2020 11:50:00 PM

Did you write this in AP English class? I didn't know armpits could be so funny, thanks for the smile tonight ~ Harry Humor

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2020 7:38:00 PM

Hey, Harry... or is it Hairy?! ~ Braided AP's (special for my wife)

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/29/2020 11:46:00 AM

Armpit hair wicks away moisture like feathers on a duck, or fringes on a buckskin jacket. The USA gave the world bras most women do not need, and deodorants no one needs as the stench derives from fungus which is only quelled by a fungicide, but hey, Americans need the money! Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/29/2020 5:51:00 PM

Hey, thanks for the lesson in stench, fungus, and good old capitalism, Rico. You've edumacated me! ~ Ignorance no longer Bliss

Jan Allison

Date: 12/29/2020 10:56:00 AM

I've had a shower and put on my ap but I wont do a high five just in case lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/29/2020 5:48:00 PM

P.S. Shhh. I'll tell you my secret: I braid my armpits after I use the anti-perspirant. If you do it before, the very air turns sour! lol. Thanks, Jan

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/29/2020 10:24:00 AM

LOL! so silly!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/29/2020 5:44:00 PM

Ah. I see that you have called a spade a spade! ~ gw

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/29/2020 8:31:00 AM

A poem about underarms. I am shocked that you got there before I did, but I am also cheering for this one.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/29/2020 5:43:00 PM

Not to worry... I've left you 'belly button lint.' ~ Don Martin, 'Mad Magazine'

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/29/2020 1:48:00 AM

Some folk need to keep their arms by their sides, Nothing good old soap and water cant sort out lol.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/29/2020 5:42:00 PM

Soap and water?! Never heard of that! Give me my aerosol can anyday! lol. ~ Dirty Harry

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/28/2020 11:41:00 PM

Smelly pits, if you use only deodorant, and no anti-anti-perspirant are real social killers, as you say Gershon - please don't bare your arms in my BARN AND IF YOU DECIDE TO WEAR THE SAME BLOUSE OR SHIRT THE NEXT DAY, PLEASE ALSO HEED THE SAME COMMENT. Well penned Gershon, sorry about the mess, but checked no spelling mistakes. Hugs and Blessings, Jennifer.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/29/2020 5:38:00 PM

Well, I see that smelly armpits can arouse the most intense passion! Who would have 'thunk' it?! lol. I'll try to steer clear of the Proxenos Stable as long as my anti-perspirant aerosol is disabled!! lol. Thanks, JP