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Noses Poems - Poems about Noses

Premium Member I'm not Good at Noses - Christmas Parody Reject
I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas And I cut off my left ear I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas And I cut off my left ear Self-portraits I paint and sunflowers, too Good tidings for Christmas And I cut off my left...

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Categories: noses, christmas, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Ear Noses Eyes' Tongue
Eyes are sometimes useless when you need some combs. Ears can see and smell what eyes and nose cannot sense under tombs. Eyes can see gnomes, but ears can do better when darkness comes and roams....

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Categories: noses, senses,
Form: Tristich



Premium Member Noses
The thing about noses That nobody knows is A deep, secret gnosis They all tend to crust So do not be snookered We’ve all got dem boogers Yes, even you, sugar So pick if you must...

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Categories: noses, silly,
Form: Tail-rhyme
Warming Up Winter Noses
I think on these things and thank God for my granny whose kitchen was always full of good smells for the young and the old: cider pungent, mulled heady, mellow, festive applejack, wassail ~~ Swiss Miss, hot chocolate ...

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Categories: noses, 11th grade, grandmother,
Form: Diamante
Premium Member Of Noses and Roses
A nose for a rose. Dang bee has flown up my nose. ...

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Categories: noses, humor,
Form: Senryu



No Yess Telling Noses
Performing Perfumes Into noses No to some Yes to some Telling noses...

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Categories: noses, body, environment,
Form: Free verse
Bad Noses
Knowing what are the tongues, lid them lips like masks.Severely infected how?the pieces of noses, come someone to distance the noses from the tongues and see what?...

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Categories: noses, care, fear, fun, health,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Eyebrows On Noses
Eyebrows on noses and whiskers on women Large rats and wombats that suckle my kitten Penguins that waddle in hot sulfur springs These are a few of my befuddled things La da, di da da Piglets that paddle in puddles of poodles Parrots that prattle for peanuts and noodles Wild things that fly in the face of my fan These are the things...

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Categories: noses, crazy, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Noses
A nose is called many names Some of them quite funny Sometimes they are spotty And often very runny If you are unlucky you could have a bulbous nose I would rather have a slender one, that's choosy I suppose Roman noses are much larger and inclined to bend Retrousser ones are saucy and turn up at the ends Prominent noses stand out...

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Categories: noses, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Old Red Noses Decoration
Harry had a dog, Old Red his hobby, treeing squirrels. One day Harry’s garden was, assaulted by squirrels with tails a’twirl. Now Old Red didn’t tolerate any squirrels stealing nuts; He decided he would set straight that squirrel’s, thieving butt. Old red took a jump and chased that thief with Harry’s food; he had decided to erase Mr. Squirrel’s stealing mood. But, squirrels are tough rascals Old red...

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Categories: noses, animal, dog, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Lover With Long Noses
A man and woman met in a moving passenger train Fell in love they did but both had long noses two weeks they tried to kiss but no way to reach there both noses pleaded long both tried grabbing chances but no success within reach let’s go to doctor for advice and lo! surgery was done and so were able to kiss and kiss and kiss...

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Categories: noses, irony, metaphor, relationship,
Form: Imagism
Slugs Have 4 Noses
. slugs have four noses or so it is said and a pig cannot see the blue sky overhead . birds cannot pee and worms eat their own poo and a crocodile can’t poke it’s tongue out at you . Kangaroos cannot jump if you lift up their tail and a small child could swim through the veins of a whale ...

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Categories: noses, children,
Form: Quatrain
Why Dogs Have Wet Noses
Why Dogs Have Wet Noses This tale dates back to Noah and his famous ark built of wood, how he saved a pair of canines not behaving as they should. The animals lined up two by two pairs logged in at the gate, for God had said it was crucial every creature participate. The dogs weren’t paying attention for when their turn was near, Noah...

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Categories: noses, bible, children,
Form: Quatrain
A Primer On the Logic of Noses: Who Nose News
Tell me again about Nose-nosers and News-newsers. Nose-nosers know noses. News-newsers know news. Nose-nosers know no news. News-newsers know no noses. If a Nose-noser knows news it's a Nose-newser. If a News-newser knows noses it's a News-noser. Nose-nosers and News-nosers know noses but neither knows news. News-newsers and Nose-newsers know news but neither knows noses. What do Nose-newsers do? Nose-newsers nose out nose news Nose-newsers pen...

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Categories: noses, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Whatever Types of Noses
tastes of smells' alike whatever types of noses ...

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Categories: noses, feelings,
Form: Senryu

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