Best Noses Poems

This tale dates back to Noah
and his famous ark built of wood,
how he saved a pair of canines,
not behaving as they should.
 
The animals lined up two by two,
each pair logged in at the gate,
for God had said it was crucial,
every creature participate.

The mischevious dogs...

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Eyes are sometimes useless when you need some combs.
Ears can see and smell what eyes and nose cannot sense under tombs.
Eyes can see gnomes, but ears can do better when darkness comes and roams....

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Slugs have four noses 
or so it is said
and a pig cannot see 
the blue sky overhead

Tigers have striped skin
and rabbits can’t sweat
you can’t lick your elbow  
you’ll try though I’ll bet

Birds cannot pee and 
worms eat their own poo
and a crocodile can’t 
poke...

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With so many kids in my family
Mismatched socks we had many
Stripes, whites and array of colors

With buttons, yarn, ribbons and glue
Duct tape, felt and markers too
We'd go toe-to-toe creating
Sock puppets of different kinds

Google button eyes and button noses
Yarn for hair, felt mouths and ears
Duct tape...

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(Jazz it up to the tune of "Everything’s Coming Up Roses") 


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slugs have four noses or so it is said
and a pig cannot see the blue sky overhead
 .
birds cannot pee and worms eat their own poo
and a crocodile can’t poke it’s tongue out at you
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Kangaroos cannot jump if you lift up their tail
and a...

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Eyebrows on noses and whiskers on women
Large rats and wombats that suckle my kitten
Penguins that waddle in hot sulfur springs
These are a few of my befuddled things

La da, di da da

Piglets that paddle in puddles of poodles
Parrots that prattle for peanuts and noodles
Wild things that...

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A nose is called many names
Some of them quite funny
Sometimes they are spotty
And often very runny
If you are unlucky you could have a bulbous nose
I would rather have a slender one, that's choosy I suppose
Roman noses are much larger and inclined to bend
Retrousser ones are...

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Tell me again about Nose-nosers and News-newsers.

	Nose-nosers know noses.
	News-newsers know news.

	Nose-nosers know no news.
	News-newsers know no noses.

	If a Nose-noser knows news it's a Nose-newser.
	If a News-newser knows noses it's a News-noser.

Nose-nosers and News-nosers know noses but neither knows news.
News-newsers and Nose-newsers know news but neither...

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Runny Noses

We pressed our lips
Against the frozen frosted glass
You on one side and me on the other

Pulling them away we could feel the warm blood
Seeping down through the creases in our tongues

You put your purple iced hand on my neck
I shook breaths out of my...

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Why Dogs Have Wet Noses

This tale dates back to Noah
and his famous ark built of wood,
how he saved a pair of canines
not behaving as they should.
 
The animals lined up two by two
pairs logged in at the gate,
for God had said it was crucial
every creature...

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The thing about noses
That nobody knows is
A deep, secret gnosis
They all tend to crust

So do not be snookered
We’ve all got dem boogers
Yes, even you, sugar
So pick if you must...

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I think on these things and thank God for my granny
whose kitchen was always full of good smells for the
young and the old:

   cider
   pungent, mulled
   heady, mellow, festive
   applejack, wassail ~~ Swiss Miss, hot chocolate
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A man and woman met 
in a moving passenger train
Fell in love they did
but both had long noses
two weeks they tried to kiss
but no way to reach there
both noses pleaded long
both tried grabbing chances
but no success within reach
let’s go to doctor for advice
and lo! surgery...

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like this
you have a kit
the runs down
some raps around
its from this cold
and  wind blows
from 
COLD AND RUNNING
NOSES...

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