Long Weenie Poems
Long Weenie Poems. Below are the most popular long Weenie by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Weenie poems by poem length and keyword.
Polly Gone - CollabFred’s feeding his neighbour’s pet parrot,
He replaced its water with claret,
Poll dropped off her perch
Now Fred’s in the lurch
and claiming it choked on raw carrot
Big trouble is looming for Fred
As Polly is very much dead
The...
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Categories:
weenie, bird, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
The Lion That Took RevengeThe Lion that Took Revenge
There once was a lion named Lou,
Who got caught and stuffed into a zoo.
From his eyes there would always trickle a tear,
When he remembers the catching of himself that year.
Long years...
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Categories:
weenie, animal,
Form:
I do not know?
Grease Monkey RingsIt took him two trips to set it all up.
He kept it simple just the way
he thought she'd like it..
A basket of fruit and ritz crackers
ham and cheese sandwiches,,,
and her favorite
a giant wedge...
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Categories:
weenie, relationship, roses are red,
Form:
Free verse
Clerihews of the Original Three of Four and Me- Three of My Original Four Favorite PoetsHer name is Seren
Yes the proud welsh girl, not foe, hopefully a fren
The number of contest she entered, maybe a million
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give her a billion
She has passionately...
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Categories:
weenie, funny, green, may, me, poems,
Form:
Clerihew
Brothers We Be, Brother We Be Freebrothers we be, brother we be free
brothers we be
brother we be free
me and lil bro would have these sword fights
yelling fight to our deaths
yelling to the victor gets Kristina the neighbor's daughter
we were young
about ten
drawing...
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Categories:
weenie, adventure, courage, growing up, youth,
Form:
Narrative
Ninja TrollsCrazy… can’t begin to describe, some of my Trolls, many ways.
But suddenly it was ninja this, and ninja that, today.
You should see them in black, though; they’re way too big to miss!
Shiny baubles tied...
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Categories:
weenie, adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
CensorshipDedicated to the first amendment..
Censorship. What we can see and hear.
Limited. Possibly to stop mass fear.
Or perhaps, censored so we adhere.
To the facts that remain unclear.
Some don't even know about it.
How our...
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Categories:
weenie, america, political,
Form:
Free verse
Viva Cataloniahis heraldic crest
a donger and yarbles rampant
upon a field of clover
it was a stone slab of course
donated by a few eggheads in exile
his best friends were his orgasms
shall we redefine the human condition
my...
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Categories:
weenie, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
weenie, allegory, angst, life, parody,
Form:
I do not know?
Consanguinity Begets AnomaliesOffspring between close family members
not biologically fit nor ablest
even if direct immediate relations
consider themselves best
buddies, emotionally intimate, and offload
heavy matters weighing down
on their respective figurative chest,
cuz lurking within brethren and cistern genes,
and/or chromosomes dwell deadliest
nastiest,...
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Categories:
weenie, baby, body, conflict, confusion, devotion, fate, horror,
Form:
Free verse
Vision QuestHaving trouble writing? Just do as I have very recently done.
I decided to go on a vision quest, to find my special spirit guide.
But no one would leave me there, to meditate alone, by and...
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Categories:
weenie, family, fantasy, fun, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection,
Form:
Light Verse
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best FriendOverweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie
Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
Cocker
Mocker
Book on...
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Categories:
weenie, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
Ode To Junk FoodI doff my fedora to the feller who invented pertater chips!
That genius developed the ideal thingy in which to immerse our dips!
How could we survive sans our weekly fix of Dominoes pizza pie,
Or a half-dozen...
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Categories:
weenie, food
Form:
Rhyme
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish FootlesFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
weenie, funny,
Form:
Footle
Tim RyersonFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-*** old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
weenie, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form:
Footle
Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie FootlesDachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Un-cool Terrier:
...
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Categories:
weenie, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
Seasons With SnickersShe is a lifeline in the blue-black of days
Curled on my lap, her sausage form rolls
All over the bed ... without guilt, without care;
Weenie girl Snickers likes to frolic
In dim of night as ...
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Categories:
weenie, devotion, dog,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Weenie PrincessPatches of choco brown and black wrap my fur
with long hotdog body, I roll in loops,
“ Hershey” is what they fondly name me
flopping ears as mice and ants rush for a kill…
and with the...
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Categories:
weenie, dog, happiness, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie BrainTo the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini"
Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi
Chorus:
She has an itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Brain inside her little beanie
And she uses it infrequently
An itsy, bitsy
Teenie weenie brain
We get the heebie jeebies
Whenever...
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Categories:
weenie, funny, political
Form:
Lyric
Turn Off Your YouthlightTurn off your youthlight
and say farewell to the child
embrace the gist of it
WE ARE NO LONGER FUN AND WILD
Face the fact
accept the fear
Examine thy cracks
between the front and the rear
Fun is no more
OLD AGE...
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Categories:
weenie, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Teensy ThingsLittle, little, little,
Tell me how much I need to-
Whittle, whittle, whittle,
Whittle it down, get teeny tiny small-
What's the smallest word you've ever heard?
Or, the smallest thing and its word?
Hey, ancients thought it was sand for...
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Categories:
weenie, deep, fun, humorous, music, science, song, word
Form:
Light Verse
Feel the Heat:It's a Sizzler!!Barbecue fellow meat
Sweltering in summertime heat
too much for the eyes
Unbearable to the feet
No need for the grill today
Fry the weenie without the roll anyway
Open up the mouth and say:
ANYBODY CARE FOR A CAN OF "OCEAN...
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Categories:
weenie, funny, parody, seasons,
Form:
I do not know?
Eye SpyThere was once an old woman,
Who lived in a small village,
Her name was Matilda Schoeman
Like Popeye, she only ate spinach!
One day she went to her Pastor,
To confess that her neighbor was
Always nude,
This is a chapter
Of...
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Categories:
weenie, woman,
Form:
Free verse
Experience 101It was my first summer job
I didn’t feel quite ready
but I tossed all hesitation aside
it was time to stretch my wings
I felt lucky and tried to measure up
as summer camp counselor
on this beautiful woodsy...
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Categories:
weenie, work, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Doggie At Christmas TimeA wiggly holiday bundle of energy
Snickers, my pup, wears a Rudolf outfit for fun--
Annoyed with long antlers,
she grinds around
ripping an outlandish costume,
then fiercely bobbing her tail;
while kids...
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Categories:
weenie, cheer up, christmas, dog,
Form:
Light Verse