Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie Brain

To the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini" Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi Chorus: She has an itsy bitsy Teenie weenie Brain inside her little beanie And she uses it infrequently An itsy, bitsy Teenie weenie brain We get the heebie jeebies Whenever Nancy's in our company Two, three, four Don’t stick around, head for the door Nancy: Oh, I pushed and I wrested for health care But no one wanted this lame, inane fare Still I managed to get it through Congress The court may now say it was pointless Two, three, four Please don’t give us anymore Chorus: She has an itsy bitsy Teenie weenie Brain inside her little beanie And she uses it infrequently An itsy, bitsy Teenie weenie brain We get the heebie jeebies Whenever Nancy's in our company Nancy: Some will tell you that my voice sounds too shrill But House members have followed me still Yet we have an election upcoming From my muse all my members are running Final Chorus: From the Congress to her home state From California to the streets Of San Francisco you will find her Oh so sad to lose her seat