Feel the Heat:It's a Sizzler!!

Barbecue fellow meat Sweltering in summertime heat too much for the eyes Unbearable to the feet No need for the grill today Fry the weenie without the roll anyway Open up the mouth and say: ANYBODY CARE FOR A CAN OF "OCEAN SPRAY"? I like the SIZZLING pleasure FRENCH FRIED in the pot with equal measure The sun is boiling,still un abating HAMBURGER with relish My appetite is awaiting Rover is a bone Tabby shedding hair Charlie catching rabies But the sunlight doesn't care Heat of the day Babe in her thong I'm in the mood for IN THE SUMMERTIME song Late in the 'noon The light has descended I drive home from the beach but, SOME CAR I REAR ENDED This poem is yours it really isn't mine to be thrown in the trash If you would be so kind Tonight I'm in diaper TOO HOT to wear short I am ready to retire looking forward to negative retort