Ode To Junk Food

I doff my fedora to the feller who invented pertater chips! That genius developed the ideal thingy in which to immerse our dips! How could we survive sans our weekly fix of Dominoes pizza pie, Or a half-dozen Dunkin Donuts consumed on the sly? Ain't nothin' as finger lickin' good as Kentucky Fried, original of course, Or a Wendy's triple bacon 'burger when you're as famished as a horse! Ah! The myriad of Mexican fixin's offered by the local Taco Bell! Chimichangas, burritos, tacos, tostadas and enchiladas as well! Japanese and Chinese establishments offer mysterious and fancy fare. Try sushi, octopus, crawfish or deep fried squid if you dare! If you crave ice cream, cookies or a hunk of cake or such cuisine, Hie yourself on down the street to the nearest Dairy Queen! For the hotdog aficionado there are weenie varieties galore; Foot longs, chilidogs, smothered in sauerkraut and so many more! Want some scrumptious and satisfying grub that'll fill your belly? Get a ham on rye, thick salami or a Rueben at the neighborhood deli! At Dad's BBQ you can order any kind of barbeque with greasy fries. To top off the pancakes at The Village Inn you can buy chocolate pies! Doctors and nutritionists would cringe at such a diet of course. Fiddle faddle! I'll keep on eatin' that stuff with absolutely no remorese! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)