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Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updated
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the community opened the first Wawa Food Market in Folsom, PA, on April 16, 1964. Today marked the sixth decade since George Wood started the Wawa dairy in 1902, and it quickly became a trusted name for fresh, quality dairy. As an unsung Patrons of said store, I strove to achieve mitzvah for an incapacitated wheelchair bound resident here at Highland Manor Apartments. The fickle finger (hut) of fate unknowingly planned to liquidate honest to dog sincere intentions to deliver said drinkable goods (you can bet your bottom dollar) on his sterling promise never foreseeing disastrous misadventure out ranking starry eyed bespectacled klutz comprising the heart of this poem at any rate (nitty gritty details omitted), but essentially and summarily spilled contents from three twenty ounce cups of hotly perked coffee scalding himself in the process, where epithets spewed inadequately served at X-rate. I asked him if he liked coffee cuz today aforementioned vendor acknowledged the brainchild offering buzzfeeding caffeinated brew free American chain of convenience stores and gas stations originating in the Philadelphia metropolitan area, and now located along the East Coast of the United States, operating in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, Washington, D.C., and Florida. The remaining lines of this reasonable rhyme garnered courtesy an endeavor attempted quite some years ago attempt bordering on the ridiculous to the sublime. Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quirks regarding going for broke into survivor mode asia foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mandates yours truly, a cheesy survivor who rem: members putting freeze on Citizens Bank World MasterCard accounts, whose helplessness to fork over substantial dollar figure analogous to one of three blind mice, who ran after the farmer's wife She cut off tails (OUCH!) with a carving knife must pay the price methinks food in the slammer (ha) will lack sugar and spice, nevertheless macht schnell trice. I exhaled deep sigh of relief after speaking over the telephone, whereby Arcadia Recovery Bureau (i.e. collection agency) based in Reading, Pennsylvania explained yours truly owed $23.21 which considerably alleviated immediate dire straits that figuratively grabbed me by the nuts hash tagged self scoundrel a day late dollar short dollars to donuts bonafide klutz living testes mint procreative seminal squirt biological reproduction, could never conceive to abort despite countless occasions, I blithely admit characteristics linkedin with being a putz going off rails as a one man train wreck mine impossible mission to avoid NOT running amok imagine bull in a china shop whereby the hypothetical proprietor willing, ready able to tear out my guts. Pigeon toed, I trip over me own little feet size nine shoe small size for grown man leaving utter disaster in his wake synonymous when havoc strikes chaos theory alive and well ensues when I walk about and dare take even one baby step. Ever since adept with ability to crawl, I ofttimes tumbled down the stairs, but never did shed tears nor bawl e'en when taking nosedive head first did fall out the hatch of airplane splattered, plastered, and matted think suddenly feeling comfortably numb joist another brick in wall nevertheless acquiring stunt man role paid big bucks as Homo sapien disguised as Sasquatch (cause unkempt harried styled hair) more times than I can remember fell to Earth minus parachute, which hoop fully explains the incomprehensible drawl earnestly and frankly harkening language once extant within Gaul which reverberated inside hall of mountain (lionized) king. Prior to any madcap misadventure yours truly envisions his clumsiness plays out within my third eye blind hilarious scenario unfolds in slow motion whereby accidental flick of wrist, barely brushes up against flimsy clothes rack (the original motive begetting poem) knee jerk involuntary reaction, kicking obstacle clear across Compton generating comical feedback loop impossible mission to stop blockchain of fateful bitcoin events. Living amidst (amongst) disarray courtesy the missus, whose domestic habits never merit housekeeping seal of approval twenty four/seven pose a hazard to mine existence.
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