Loan Shark Poems - Poems about Loan Shark

jokes on him

...Sharky suave loan shark got ahold of my great aunt Jean Sue
Loaned her twenty thousand at the rate of eighty-two
Eighty-two percent is way too high I said.
Joke’s on him, she told me. I will soon ...

if I was a Loan Shark

...If I was a loan shark
I would fail
some can ask exorbitant prices
I cannot ask for money at all

Some loan sharks demand thirty-percent interest
I would not even be able to ask for my initial i...

Male Slang Footle Names - final part

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Always on the Road

Trucker
Tucker

Feed that guy

Bony
Tony

A Boy Scout Always Prepared

Ready
Teddy

He’ll Put You Away

Jailer
Taylor

At the Valentine Date Auction

Gimme...

Shark-Thropists

...*Image of Philanthropist by Pixabay.

Shark-Thropists

Loan Shark
treacherous jeopardous
sponging laundering doctoring
endowments championships extortioner shylock
fundraising equ...

One Woman Waterfall

...On guard
Weapons drawn
Razor edged dialogue 
Cutting  deep into the last breath of affection
Words spewing like acid, 
staining our masterpiece. 
Colors melting into gray 
bubbling with the so...

Who Are You Gonna Call

...Hey babe what's happen' man oh man!
"Who are you gonna call?" When some
Low life louse sky high on happy pills?
Breaks into your castle beats U up?
& Ur spouse &  beats up your kids?
A civilian ...

Giver of Usury

...
Those feeling unsecured,
who be in brokered deal need,
listen to this vary interesting message carefully

I got what you don’t have,
but what you want financed desperately
You most cer...

Middle Class Dismissed

...

Marginalized middle finger people
moving upwardly mobile
on a quality-of-life escalator going always down

Mall pallbearers for the palladium pocketeers,
(them who bring forth weekly ...

The Most Dangerous Loan Shark

...A cold night on a dim lit back street
slinks a demon you don't want to meet

He is looking for a specific kill
for someone that forgot to pay their bill

His boss does not give mercy to any
ev...

Job-Just Over Broke

...Get a job, Get a job, Get a job
Well, I have two and need a third
Went to college and got the same jobs that I could of gotten out of high school
Student loan shark wants his money
Rent man wants...

Gelded Race Horse

...A man ripped me off, he sold me a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me that and my wife became so furious that I got belted.
The horse that I bought won every time, he n...

Retrograde Liberty

...

You’re a consumer pawn on the cargo chessboard,
being merchandise moved 
by the mighty, 
free-market bellow powers-that-be:
The Babble Tower titans of industry

And the fawning, vote...

Two Steps Ahead

...
You’ve met me,
but you just don’t know it yet
The dream house that you want,
I once polar bear hibernated there ...
two winter moons ago

The summer fruit of relaxation
that you’re ta...

I Don'T Believe

...I don't believe in high heeled shoes
Reality TV or fake news

I don't believe credit card companies
Are anything but legal loan shark sleeze!

I don't believe in being cool
As half as much as ...

Found It Hard To Believe

...Found It Hard To Believe

Backs of others Trump liked to stroke
Sold us down river when we went broke
Went down an avenue to play in a park
Supporters were eaten by a loan shark.

With himself...

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