Long Loan shark Poems

Hey babe what's happen' man oh man!
"Who are you gonna call?" When some
Low life louse sky high on happy pills?
Breaks into your castle beats U up?
& Ur spouse &  beats up your kids?
A civilian...

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You’ve met me,
but you just don’t know it yet
The dream house that you want,
I once polar bear hibernated there ...
two winter moons ago

The summer fruit of relaxation
that you’re tasting now,
I planted it 
two prior vineyard...

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You’re a consumer pawn on the cargo chessboard,
being merchandise moved 
by the mighty, 
free-market bellow powers-that-be:
The Babble Tower titans of industry

And the fawning, vote hopes that you have
is advancing 
conveyor belt backwards
The packaged progress that...

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Lying in bed number 36
I'm here cuz I shot and missed
Took a chance a risky gamble
With my safety and security
I lost and lost big
Loan sharks are after me
Can't decide if it's time to flee
Too late...

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Marginalized middle finger people
moving upwardly mobile
on a quality-of-life escalator going always down

Mall pallbearers for the palladium pocketeers,
(them who bring forth weekly pocket tears)
Three-piece suit gator claws with Wall Street wolf ears

Kiss-the-ring finger people
trying to climb...

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Found It Hard To Believe

Backs of others Trump liked to stroke
Sold us down river when we went broke
Went down an avenue to play in a park
Supporters were eaten by a loan shark.

With himself hard time...

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Those feeling unsecured,
who be in brokered deal need,
listen to this vary interesting message carefully

I got what you don’t have,
but what you want financed desperately
You most certainly can get it from me,
this promissory promise 
gets my...

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A man ripped me off, he sold me a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me that and my wife became so furious that I got belted.
The horse that I bought...

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Epidural Who Was a Girl Squirrel

Epidural was the name of a girl squirrel
Who up her tail always likes to curl
Even during periods when in between
You might see her looking real mean.

Some squirrels are actually calmer...

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WHEN YOU WANT TO HUNT

Which is worst, being on Board of Directors
Or did become dissectors call building inspectors
And no matter what they may ever do
Up everything seem surely to screw.

Have some humor heard someone say
Don't...

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Opposed to an Oblivion

In Brunswick County, there lived a Bolivian
Who was opposed to having another oblivion
When both he and gorgeous wife here came
To find abundant amount of fortune and fame.

Their realtor who happened to be...

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Apollo Creed was the master in the ring.
Most fighters thought facing him was a foolhardy thing.
To defend his title, who was he to fight?
There were some contenders, but none of them seemed right.

From the ranks...

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I was born in the black forest of dusty streets
To work the scattering fields of menial means
To a destiny paved with my broken glass of shattered dreams 
The dust blinding me to nowhere

I entered the...

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On guard
Weapons drawn
Razor edged dialogue 
Cutting  deep into the last breath of affection
Words spewing like acid, 
staining our masterpiece. 
Colors melting into gray 
bubbling with the sounds of disaster 
"Fu*k You's" crescendo 
into the...

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quick to spot a wounded loser,

                             ...

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I went to a loan shark when the bank turned down my loan.
I've been violently attacked and I have many broken bones.
I was punched and beaten with a bat by the loan shark.
I soon learned...

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Always on the Road

Trucker
Tucker

Feed that guy

Bony
Tony

A Boy Scout Always Prepared

Ready
Teddy

He’ll Put You Away

Jailer
Taylor

At the Valentine Date Auction

Gimme
Timmy

Stay at Home Dad

Mommy
Tommy

Our Loan Shark

We owe
Tio

Swear to Him

Promise
Thomas

They Sure Need Improvement

Tanner’s
Manners

Head in the Clouds

Spacey
Tracy

Fibber

Liar
Tyler

Will you . . .

Marry
Terry?

Where...

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Finkle Rat and Derby Cat
Opened up a specialty shop
Which was running rather smoothly
Till kids teeth began to rot

For what it was they sold were
Candy apples, Sugar Cubes, and Lemon Drops
With Fizzie Soda to make their...

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I don't believe in high heeled shoes
Reality TV or fake news

I don't believe credit card companies
Are anything but legal loan shark sleeze!

I don't believe in being cool
As half as much as I used to

I don't...

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Get a job, Get a job, Get a job
Well, I have two and need a third
Went to college and got the same jobs that I could of gotten out of high school
Student loan shark wants...

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