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I Don'T Believe

I don't believe in high heeled shoes
Reality TV or fake news

I don't believe credit card companies
Are anything but legal loan shark sleeze!

I don't believe in being cool
As half as much as I used to

I don't trust the suit and tie
Or that organic food is worth the buy

I don't believe birthday cake
Will add an ounce to my weight

I don't think yellow and blue make green
(It's more teal, in my esteem)

I don't like gift registries
Get your own fancy Keurig coffee!

I don't believe that vitamins
Are better for you than a grin:)

Copyright © Michelle Faulkner | Year Posted 2018

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Martins Deep Date: 3/27/2018 1:34:00 PM Funny and beautiful piece there. Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 3/27/2018 2:57:00 PM glad you liked it, thanks for the visit!

Gershon Wolf Date: 3/7/2018 10:34:00 PM Love it! Very refreshing...Just a note on the birthday cake: Technically, you're 100% right, as birthday cake will add many ounces to your weight. LOL. Wonderful poem! :) gw Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 3/8/2018 9:42:00 AM Hah hah hah, Gershon!

Arturo Michael Date: 3/5/2018 2:24:00 PM I like it...Concept...Style...Message...All of it...All the best M Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 3/5/2018 3:53:00 PM I'm glad you like it!